Dude #149: I'm an asshole

Not really horny today, but I'm gonna look for a BJ anyway.  Lots of frustrating responses to my CL post.

Finally had some fat guy come over and suck me off.  

The BJ started off good enough but I think he lost interest after the first 6 or 7 minutes.  It was working OK, but

then he got tired, just as I was about to jizz.  

He started using his hand, whacking my balls and I lost momentum.  He wanted me to fuck his mouth, which I did, but it wasn't really great.  Not enough suction.  

Neither of us was willing to give up though and I finally just started verbalizing instruction.  "get your fucking hand off my dick, suck harder....blah blah blah....jizz!

Porky had troubles getting up from his kneeling position....knee surgery, and he was sweating like....well, you know.  If the shoe fits.  If the cloven hoof fits.....I'm an asshole.

Dude #148: Old for older

Oh boy.  This will be short.  A guy who was in his 70's, maybe his 80's came over and sucked me off.  It was VERY awkward.  

He was asking me weird questions, and making strange comments, and I wasn't even sure if he was going to go through with it.  When I took off my pants, he didn't get down to work right away.

Eventually he came over and figited with my dick, and I kind of had to coax him to go down on me.

At least he had all of his teeth, because I felt every one of them.  After the usual 15 minutes I came in his toothy mouth, and he swallowed it.  Maybe it tasted like Malox.  He loved it, or so he said in his follow up e-mail.  He wanted to do it again.  I doubt that will happen.

Excuse me while I check for bruises and bite marks.

Dude #147 Third one is the charm

Okay, short and sweet.

Sunday, I didn't whack off, or see ejaculation via blowjob, I simply abstained, because I was going to go to Martini guy's place and mess around, and I wanted to be horny.

Ends up that I went over there, gave him a super duber knob job, I gushed a bunch of pre-cum in my boxers, but did NOT get off myself!

So, that's fine, because I had Feather-Lite coming over the next morning at 10:30, and he wants to get Fu@#ed again, and he says he will then blow me.

I just knew it wasn't going to work.  I hardly got to fuck at all.  Feather-lite wasn't as clean and fresh as he thought he should be and the session ended.  He excused himself to the bathroom and cleaned up, and our play time ended up with me trying to suck him off and ultimately with me fingering his butt and him jacking him off.  My reward was seeing him shoot a wad of cum, almost to his chin, and landing on his smooth brown chest.


My reward did not include me getting off this time either.

So, here I was, not having cummed for almost 3 days, and I wanted my nut, goddamit!

I posted on CL, and lo-and-behold, about 20 dudes hit me back.  Granted, not many e-mailed back when I responded to their first response (it' getting complicated here) but one guy did.

It took him an hour and a half before he came over and sucked me off, but he did a decent job.  Could have been more suction, more pressure, and more bobbing.  His bj was so gentle I wasn't sure I was gonna cum, but hornieness, and twink porn on the TV prevailed and he swallowed my jizz like a champ.

(P.S.  Is it worth cultivating all these "regulars" if they and not gonna make me cum?????)

Dude #146: Top notch hotel head

Wow!  What a fantastic blow job!  I wasn't even that horny this morning, despite being stood up twice already.  First, my Asian buddy that likes me to suck him off, bailed on me, then, a hotel hookup I had scheduled for this morning suddenly got "weird" and I told him "Thanks but no thanks."

So, I just just about to go out the door, but made one last check of Craigslist, just in case, and responded to this post:

Morning blow job anyone?? - 36 (Downtown)

Hosting NSA anonymous blow and go head. Balls deep to the last drop! Good looking Discreet and safe discreet location. Can trade pics.. No long back and forth emails, looking to milk some cock now! Clean DDF HIV- you be too.... come on guys stop beating off and let me do the work. 

No, not me.  This is a photo he sent of himself.

So "Bubba" invites me over to the Red Lion Hotel, and says he has to be quick, because he's got a work call coming in in 15 minutes, and proceeds to give me the blow job of a life time!  I'm serious!

This guy had all the right moves from the very beginning!  His mouth was nice and warm....almost hot, he used tons of tongue sliding up and down the shaft, head and that sweet spot, just below my dickhead.  He was moist without being too spitty, and could maintain suction, even while impaling his head on my dick, burrying his nose in my bush.

I tensed up so much from the crazy wonderful feeling, I gave myself a sore neck, and after he was through, I was gasping for breath and had difficulty standing.

My balls felt like they had been sucked dry and my groin ached (wonderfully) for an hour afterwords, reminding me of the intense Hoover Maneuver this guy put on me.

A new standard.  I think I've peaked.  It just can't get any better.  It's all downhill from here.  Sniff.

Dudes #144 and #145: 3 in one morning.

What a crazy morning it's been.  Chasing cock all over the valley.


It started early.  at 8:45, I gave another BJ to Dude #142.  10 or 15 minutes on my knees and I got a wad in the back of my mouth.  Back home around 9AM.  Then, I post on CL that I want a blow job.  Of course now I'm all horned up and ready to go.

This guy hits me back with a couple face pics.  Not bad.  He wants to text.  We go back and forth, and he says he's happy to come here, but has to take the bus.

The bus?  WTF?

No dude. I'll come to you.  Problem is.....room mate at home, and he can't host.  He want's to know if I'm down to get blown in the car?

Sure. Whatever.

I drive to Sugar house where I pick up the guy at his house, and he smells like beer.  That's probably why he can't drive.  Either too drunk or has a problem.....like DUI type of problem.

He gets in the car, and we roll around the corner to the parking lot of a church, and he goes down on me.  It's real nice too,  except the angle is all wrong to be perfect.

He only lasts 10 minutes on my dick and says we should be getting back.
Fucker.
He almost had me cumming too.
Kids.  They have no drive to complete what they start.

I took Guy McDrunk back to his place.

On the way home, some 22 year old kid sends me an e-mail, which I get on my phone.

"Hey man I'm 22, 5'8", 150, blck/brwn, work out 5 times a week, 7 uncut. Here's a body pic, got face pics for trade as well as a Webcam; let me know if interested. I live in Murray and go to the U. Peace"

Problem is I'm not sure which post he's responding to, or maybe he's just getting back to me for an e-mail I sent as a response to someone his post.  Turns out it was a response to a post that I put up way early this morning which I thought I deleted.

I was offering a NSA BJ in Murray.

Okay, so I have access to an empty condo in Murray.

Now you know.

Lots of e-mailing but the 22 year old finally agrees to meet me.   Shit.  He was hot.

Young, attractive, Latino (Colombian I found out after Googling his e-mail address and finding him on Facebook.)  He was my size, and very normal looking.  Until I got his shirt off.  Then, I saw he had pecs and arms of steel.  Of course he did.  Look at the photo.

We got inside the empty unit, and I got his pants down.  Hot American Eagle underwear, blue bannana hammock.  He was already sporting a semi.

I got the underwear down around his ankles,  so they could mate up with his pants, and I put that uncut snake in my mouth and charmed it out of it hood.

Nice dick, slight downward curve.  Lost of foreskin, no smell.  Tasty.  I licked and sucked and after a few minutes With him still standing I tried to give the best bj of my life,  the whole time my hands were exploring this kids firm butt and legs.  I wanted to get him off quickly as he was moaning about being late for work, in the e-mails.

After 15 minutes of dedicated sucking I offered him to sit or lay down.  He decided to lay.  It was as this time, he wanted to discuss his options about cumming. I told him that he should just give me notice, and I would probably let him cum in in my mouth.

"You gonna swallow?"  He asked.

"Um, I dont' know, maybe, I'll figure it out."

"Because I cum A LOT" he said.  "I don't want it to go every where, and wreck your shirt or something."

Well, how very thoughtful.

I fetched the towel from the counter and brought it to the blanket.

I spent another 15 minutes sucking his nice cock for all it was worth, but he just wouldn't cum.  Several times he just jacked himself, and sometimes I teased the head with my tongue and lips while he was pounding himself.  I would go back down on him and he would push his hand in there and start whacking off.

Clearly I wasn't going to make it happen for the boy.  He must have really wanted that cum because he started pounding his dick with consternation,  and even that took several minutes.  "Lick my balls" he whispered, almost inaudibly.  I complied.

Finally his balls tensed up, and his breathing became shallow, and I considered going back down on him but decided just to hover over and watch, as he used his other hand as a shield to prevent squirting on his shirt, and let loose the first volley of pearly white jizz.

It wasn't the most forceful squirt I've ever seen, but shot further than mine ever shoots.  He continued to unload on his hard brown abs and groaned with relief.

He used the towel to clean up, and I wasn't involved in any of it.

He quickly mopped up with the towel, pulled up his pants and fled.  I watched from the 4th floor window, as he sprinted across the parking lot to his car.

I'd sucked two nice cocks already, and been sucked myself and still hadn't cum.  It was now just after noon.

I put the towel to my nose and smelled the bleach scent of the kids spunk.  That brought my dick back to life, and I decided then to just take matters into my own hands.

It didn't take long, especially with that cum rag in my face, and as I got hornier and hornier, I even tasted one of the wet patches on the rag, and it's salty flavor sent me right over the edge, and I blew my wad all over the ceramic tile floor of the kitchen.

Later, I used the same towel to wipe it all up.

I think I better try to find a different hobby and a regular cock-sucker.  This hobby is taking up way too much time.

Dude #143: Don't try and edge me.

I posted in Casual Encounters.  I wanted a bj.  Guy or girl.  Didn't matter.  Actually it doesn't matter, but what girl is gonna give ME a bj?  Chicks don't operate that way.

This is a photo of him I found on Twitter,
except he isn't this heavy any more.

So, after a long while this dude hits me back.  It takes a few e-mails and he invites me over.  He texted me his stats.....  32 years old, 5'10" 200 lbs.  I was thinking.....yah, a little chunky, but whatever.

I got to his apartment and he wasn't chunky at all.  I don't think he's been on the scale lately, because he wasn't 200 lbs.  He looked more like a college jock.  The only thing that gave him any age at all were about 15 gray hairs at his temples.  By the way, I was also pleasantly surprised when he removed his baseball cap, and he had a full head of closely cropped hair.

Long story short, he gave me a pretty aggressive knob-job.   Lots and lots of good tongue.  No teeth, and tons of good suction, pressure, and up-n-down.

He did a couple of weird things, like firmly grip my cock and give me some hand job, just when I didn't want it, and he also pulled off, worked up a gob of spit, hawked it on my erect penis, then went back down on it.  Maybe he's seen that in a porn movie.

He got me on the brink once, and then pulled off, asking me "how's that feel, bud?".
"I"m so close." I responded, almost gasping.
"Let's try to keep you on the edge a bit" he said, and went back to work.

I kinda lost all the momentum, and for a couple minutes, I thought I wasn't going to cum, but the guy had dedication, and despite a few fumbles, and too-firm-grim hand job attempts, he got me to cum in his mouth.

I took no chances this time and gripped his head tightly so he COULDN'T pull off and held it on my cock while I unloaded, moaning with pleasure.

He said he'd be happy to do it again.  I hope he was serious, because that was a great blow job.

Dude #142: His lady just left.

I wanted to suck dick.

 I saw a guy that posted early this morning:

I found his pic on
Facebook. 

 I want my dick sucked -24 (WVC) My lady just left to work i need my dick sucked so you come suck if your good at that maybe we can do more tall athletic hispanic 6'5 236 7"uncut got a nice load waiting for you. 

We texted quite a bit, and I drove the snowy morning roads to his apartment.

I Knocked on the door, and we got down to business.

I don't know if his dick was really 7". If it was, it wasn't that fat and I had no problem sucking it. I asked him, before I came over to wash his cock, which he did, but I just wish he would have showered too. What ever.

After about 5 minutes of sucking his dick, he was grabbing for mine. I undid my pants and he started to fondle me while I continued his BJ. When he quit fooling around with me, I knew he was close. His breathing changed, and he whispered "I'm gonna cum" and unloaded in my mouth.

I sucked him until the spasms subsided, and pulled off and analyzed what was in my mouth. It wasn't so much that I couldn't swallow it, and it didn't taste bad, so down the hatch went the oyster.

I pulled up my pants, walked to the door, unlatched the dead bolt, stepped out and closed the door behind me with out a further word. Then I, when I got to my car, the windows had enough snow on them to make me kind of hidden. I fished out my cock and jacked off while I could still taste the guys jizz in my throat. 

What the hell have I become? Oink?

Dude #141: Mini Me

Against my normal behavior, I went out for a Friday Night Fuck.  I'm a morning guy, but couldn't seem to put it together in the morning, and really wasn't that horny anyway.  Still, I couldn't resist looking at the posts on Craigslist, just for entertainment sakes, when I spot the post.....

got small cock - 29 (Bountiful)

Reply to: pers-4w5y5-2098845@craigslist.org
looking for a smaller cock to pound my ass.

How was I to resist?  Small cock?  Hey, that's me.

We had e-mailed before, but never put together a hook up, but this time it worked out.  I drove to his house in Bountiful.  He said just come in.  I tapped on the door and pushed it open, and found a little person totally naked, on a towel on the living room floor, watching straight porn.  Oh yah, his head was shaved bald.  He looked like mini-me.

So, that's an exaggeration.  The guys was about 5'2" and 125 lbs.  He was just a regular short guy.

He sucked my dick hard, as we had arranged beforehand.   I spied lube and a condom on the coffee table.

When I was good and hard I said, "when ever you're ready, put that bad boy on me and I'll fuck your ass."

He grabbed the condom and lube and did his job, and crouched on the towel on the floor.  then he did something unexpected;  he reached around and pulled a flesh colored, penis shaped butt plug from his ass, and set it aside.

Needless to say, my dick quickly and effortlessly replaced it, and I fucked him for a few minutes in the crouching position.  After that, he wanted it on his back and I gave it to him.  I think he was loving it, as he was pretty verbal.

After a few more minutes of that, he said he wanted to ride my cock,  so I lay down on the floor, head up against the couch and he mounted my hard dick while facing me.

Is that what they call cowgirl, or reverse cowgirl?  I need to study up on that.

Well, as he was rocking my dick, I grabbed his cock, which was now rock hard, and was holding it, as it slid back and forth in my hand.  In just a few minutes, he announced he was going to cum, so I let go......hoping to delay his orgasm.

It was too late.

When I saw the first wave of spunk shoot out and onto my chest, I grabbed his cock and held pressure on it, so it was sliding back and forth on my now slippery happy trail, and he unloaded several more volleys of jizz onto me.

It was totally hot to see this guy get off using my cock in his butt and my hand holding his dick, and him rocking back and forth in ecstasy.

Then, he did something very unexpected.  He continued rocking, trying to get me off.  After a couple minutes, he asked if I was close.

"Sorry man.  Not really."

I had him lay on his stomach, and I continued to use his ass.  I had to add lube again, but he allowed me to continue to try and get off.  Finally,  think he couldn't take the pounding any more, and told me to let him suck my cock.

Let him?  Be my guest!

So he blew me for 5 more minutes and I finally came. Or is that cummed. Whatever.  I think by that time the blow job had degenerated to a hand job, and my cum was in a puddle at the base of my dick.

Mini-me used his towel to clean me up, and I was on my way.