Dude #130: Home Alone

The CL Post that I responded to:

Home Alone - 21 (West Jordan)
9:44AM MDT
So I'm home alone and have the day off.. this never happens!
come over and let's get this group started! :)
ME: 5'9'' 160 Ave build vers bottom 7 in uc here..
You: send pics and stats and we'll try to get this started within the hour..
Thanks!

We e-mailed.  He wanted me to come right away and fuck his ass, kiss and cuddle.  What ever.  I went over.  I'm not sure if it was his parent's house, or he shared it with room mates.

A slightly chubby kid, roughly my size, but a bit more doughy answers the door in bathrobe and underwear.

We go to his messy bedroom, he blows me, we strip, I jerk him a bit.  I face fuck him, then I get the condom and lube and I proceed to pound his butt, while he is lying face down and I'm on top of his back.  At the end, he's moaning and bucking back on my cock and grinding it all around and shit.

Speaking of shit.......

Afterwords, the condom was nasty, as was my dick above it and even some of my pubes.   Ugh.  Gross.

 I had to wash in his bathroom sink, soap and water, then shower again once I got home.

Shouldn't someone be teaching these kids how to clean out their young holes?  Perhaps one day there will be a sex ed course in community college or something.

Well, as someone once told me.  Sex is messy.

Dude #129: The Glory Hole

After sucking off College Giant, I was now extra horny, and had a big wet spot in my boxers, even leaking through to my jeans.

I answered a post on CL, and ended up driving to Riverton, as I had another errand out there anyway, and getting my dick sucked through a home made glory hole.


I walked in the front door of a house.  The coat closet near the entryway had a sheet hanging up over the doorway, with a one-foot vertical slit in it.  Kind of a big linen vagina.


I dropped my jeans and boxers, stuck my dick in the slot and received a pretty decent blow job.  No words were really exchanged.  I made some yummy noises, and said a few "yah, suck my dick" and "oh, that's good" comments, and right near the end, I said "you want my cum?" To which the answer was a full mouthed "Ummm Hmmmmm."

I didn't know anything about the head and mouth on the other side of the sheet, except I think it's head was shaved, or at least close cropped.

After about 12 minutes of nice sucking I unloaded and I think he/she/it pulled off and he worked my load out by hand, but I can't be sure.  I know he did lick the last pearls of milk off the sensitive tip, as he milked the last of my cum from my deflating dick.

I pulled up my pants and headed for the door.  Anonymous relief.  Ahhhh.


(later we had a brief e-mail exchange.  He claimed to be from Idaho, and house sitting for a friend, so it looks like this won't be a regular thing.)

Dude 128: College Giant

Was quick and hot.  I thought a regular was coming to suck me off, but it didn't happen.  I posted on CL that I wanted dick.  Got this back.

hey man...good looking, in shape, tall, 32 yo guy here, very discrete, clean, ddf looking for a nice BJ today let me know if you are serious and looking can send a pic as well.

Long story short, the guy shows up, and he wasn't kidding.  Tall like 6'5"  He didn't look that fit, but once I had his pants around his ankles and my hand up his shirt, I felt his hard body.  Despite his tall stature and big feet, his cock wasn't that big  Not that much bigger than mine.  It was nicely shaped, cut and framed by just the right amount of black bush.

I sucked him while he was standing for a few minutes, then sitting for a few minutes and he warned me of impending cum to come, and gasped. Moaned. Spurted.  I kept it in my mouth until he was through.  I wish now I would have swallowed.  As I spit it onto the towel I got a chance to taste it.  Not bad, actually flavorless and not a huge amount either.  Rats.  Maybe next time.

He e-mailed later.  Wants to do it again.  Hahaha.  Cool.

Dude #127: Kubla Kahn

The pic he sent me.  Didn't look bad.

I had been chatting with a 34 year old guy in Park City.  He was almost begging me to come up.  He described himself as Asian, of Mongolian descent. What finally convinced me was to drive up there was this statement:

its just a matter of 21 mins drive uphill - kiss embrace give you a blowjob ....if it works ...will give you on regular basis ... CAN YOU CUM ? RIGHT AWAY ?


Ahhh.  Finally.  Someone who will give me a blow job.

I drive all the way up there and find the small condo.  The guy who answers the door, indeed looks like a Mongolian herdsman, and I'm not attracted, but who cares, because I am going to get a bj.

We go upstairs and strip down to our underwear.  We roll around on the bed for a bit.  I have no desire whatsoever to kiss.  There's some groping.  I have no desire whatsoever to suck his dick, and I keep trying to guide him to suck mine.  Finally, he goes down on me and sucks for exactly 60 seconds.  It's not great, then he pulls off, and whispers in my ear.  "you like to fuck?"

Another photo he sent me.  It should have
been a clue.

Oh man.  Not this again.

I tell him I don't bottom.  He says he will bottom
I tell him I don't have a condom.  He says he has one.
Lube?  Yes, he has lube.

Okay, I'll fuck your ass. (it HAS to be better than that half-assed blow job.)

He lays on his stomach.  I climb on, and it wasn't too bad.  I think the key to successful topping for me is to climb on, try to just get off within 5 minutes and call it good.  It's when I try to prolong things that everything falls apart.

I did exactly that that with Kubla Kahn.




I Climb on.  Get a nice rythm.  I lay on his back, using rocking pelvic motions, and steady strokes, work myself into a nice orgasm, then cum in the condom and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

(And for the cou' de grace.  A dirty condom to toss in the trash. Yuk.)

Dude #126: The Rain Man

Have you ever had sex with an autistic person?  Me neither, until a half hour ago.
I don't know where to start, this is all so fucking weird.
I responded to this post, mostly because of the pictures.  If you looked up geek or nerd in the dictionary, there wouldn't be more appropriate photos.  God I hope he posts again so I can get another crack at those photos.  He was a geeky nerd, but a cute geeky nerd, and smallish too.

This is Ernie from My Three Sons
but he kind of looked like this.

 Here's the post:
> interracial finger and bb - m4m - 38 (Rose Park, Your Place)
> Reply to: pers-y2a3c-2005635296@craigslist.org
> Still looking to finger and bareback, interracial. You must host AND live in the ROSE PARK AREA.
> I am white, slender, brn/grn, five foot nine, 140 pounds, 6" cut.
> No smoking, drinking, drugs or disease. No HIV! I expect the same.
> Please send stats, your age, and pictures of your body with a face picture included.
>


Well, I hit him back.  This was on a Thursday, and we played some e-mail tag, and decided to set something up for Saturday at 10:30 AM  He wanted to bare-back, but I later said I didn't want to bareback, and he agreed.

I have GOT to STOP that shit.  I know.

So, Saturday at 10:AM he hit me and asked if I wanted to meet up, in the parking lot of the local supermarket.

Actor Charles Martin Smith from
American Graffiti

When he showed up, I wasn't sure if it was a joke or what.  Had this guy gone to costume shop, and purchased a geek costume?  He was actually on a bicycle.  With a basket.


He had on jeans, and the pant legs were 4 inches above the tops of his shoes, exposing much of his white socks, and he was wearing a kind of dirty white t-shirt that was tucked in his pants.

For a while, I thought it truly was some kind of hip-trendy fashion statement, seriously more of a costume than clothes.

That was until he made eye contact, looked away and told me his name.  I knew there was something going on.  This guy wasn't dressing geeky-nerdy by choice, God made him that way.


He agreed to meet me back at my house, only a block away, after checking me out, and so I drove home, and he took a different route, on his bike.  We met in the driveway, and came in the back door.

We put his bike inside the house, and entered the kitchen.  I just blurted out, "do you have Asberger's syndorme or something?"

Barry Livingston again (Ernie)

What the fuck was I supposed to do?  Pretend the guy was a trendy but normal nerd?

He told me he had autism.  Okay.  Fine.  I can deal with that.  I have a cousin with autism.
I'll skip every little detail, but here are some highlights.  We fooled around in the bedroom, not the living room.

His underpants were horribly dirty looking, at least horribly stained.  He hadn't bathed or showered before he came over.  I sucked his dick anyway.


He said he didn't want to get fucked after all, although he had trouble verbalizing.  Finally he divulged he was interested in fingering me, with gloves and lube.  I happened to have both, so I figured why not.

He was very gentle, but in the end, he sensed my discomfort and we elected to stop.

Next, he said he would like to get fingered with glove and lube, so we did some of that.  I asked if he liked the blow job?  Not really.

Ok.

Then, contrary to what he said earlier, the said he wanted to try some stuff with the condom.  I asked if that meant he wanted me to fuck him while wearing a condom, because I surely was NOT going to bottom for him.

He lost eye contact, and then handed me the condom.

By now, I had gone quite soft, so I had to  blow him some more just to get aroused.  I managed to get the condom on and after much effort I was hard enough to fuck.

First it was with him bent over the bed.  It was going pretty well, so I asked if he wanted to try it on his back.  He did.

That went okay, but wasn't as stimulating as the other way, so I asked him to get on his hands and knees.  He did, and then it all went to hell.  I couldn't get hard enough.

Finally, I was able to stuff my semi back in his ass and fuck some more, but I know I had lost it.  I finally gave up, and told him I was though fucking.

Did he want me to blow him?  Jack him off?

Then he announces he want's to do some rimming.

Okay.  What ever.  We use a wet washcloth to remove the lube from my butt, left behind from the previous fingering experiment, and I spread out the towel and get on all fours.  With head down, ass up,  I could see rain man  though my legs, jacking off, and then he takes a few swipes at my pucker with his tongue.

I just went for it and started to jack off, hoping he would get better.  I could see it was making his dick rock hard, although it wasn't doing a whole hell of a lot for me.

He licked, and probed, and jacked.  I was watching from underneath, and whacking my own weasel, and then I started to feel pretty good, and all of a sudden he cummed all over the towel.  I reached my own climax a moment later and unload on the towel as well.

Dressing was awkward, and I put on my boxers and fled to the bathroom where I washed my hands.  When I returned he was just about dressed, and I suggested he use the bathroom to wash his hands.

He took me up on the offer.

I said, let's go down and get your bike, and helped him out the door with it.  I said good bye, and he again broke eye contact and rode away.

Fuck that was weird.

Dude #125: Not much to tell

Chunky Latin dude came over this morning and sucked me off.  Well, sort of.  he wouldn't stay focused on my cock, and kept pulling off, I ended up having to whack it to get off.

Fucker.

Dude #124:Lean young azz

Wham bam.  What the fuck?

That was fast.

Here's the short Craigslist post and following e-mail exchange:

> quickie - 25
> Date: 10-12, 2:15PM MDT
> Reply to: pers-tjtuw-2004575754@craigslist.org

>
> I need a dick in my tight ass asap in sugarhouse I'm 510 brown hair 150 lbs dd free you be to. You must host let's do this in 2 emails or less

> I can hook you up. I don't have a real big dick though.  I can host.
>
> I'm over 40, salt and pepper hair, 5'6" and 141 lbs. DDF. Good shape.

A half hour goes by, and I find his response in my SPAM folder:

Do you wann still hook up?

Sure I want to hook up.  Your e-mail to me was in my spam folder.  You mentioned in your post I must host, and I can, but I'm kind of far from Sugarshouse....9th W and 7th S.

15 minutes go by and I get this e-mail

I'm at 700 w and 300 south where do I go?

Talk about impulsive.  I didn't even know he wanted to come over, and he's on his way, blocks from my house!

 I'm at 900 W and 700 So.  You gotta be west of the freeway.  900 W is a major street here.  I'm close to the corner.  What r u driving?

White mustang old body.

I gotta be quick though. I suck you hard you fuck til u bust.

I was going to add more, but he appeared in my driveway moments later.  I opened the front door and saw him in the drivers seat of his beat up Mustang. We made eye contact.  I gestured that he was a the right house, and he gestured he'd be right in.

Nice looking scruffy skinny toned muscle dude, wearing sorta baggy gangsta clothes and a beanie.  He wasn't 5'10".  He was maybe 5'7" or 5'8".  I took off my pants and sat on the couch.  He wasted no time and got me hard quick.  I pulled off his shirt because I wanted to see his taught body.  I wasn't disappointed.  Young, lean and not an ounce of fat. 

I'll bet he didn't take more than a minute sucking my cock, and I said. "I'm ready if you are."

"Oh, I'm ready!" and he got off his knees and pulled down his pants and red thong bikini in one fell swoop.  He didn't even take off his shoes, just dropped trou, bent over the couch and offered up his tiny butt hole, which was nestled between two hard-as-rock butt cheeks.  He spread them for me with his hand, his head up against the back of the couch.  I've never seen anyone that eager to get fucked.

I lubed up and pushed in.  He moaned.  His demeanor suddenly changed from rough-around-the edges-street tough to whimpering butt boy.

(You may have noticed that I didn't mention putting on a condom.  Again. Fuck!  What's wrong with me???)

I slowly thrust in and out.  In and out.  He whimpered and gasped with each thrust.  I liked it.  I liked it a lot.  It didn't take too long for me to get into a rythm and pretty soon I was climaxing.  Too soon.  I told him I was close, and should I slow down so I could fuck him longer?

"No, just do it.  Just cum, but pull out, okay?"

I fucked some more, slowly at first, and I notices my dick was a little ....um......dirty.  Geeze.

I pulled out, so I could wipe it off with the handy nearby towel.  He thought I was finished and went to get up.

Oh, no you don't tiger!  I told him I wasn't finished yet and pushed my cock back in his lubed butt hole.

Again the gasp.

Again the moaning.  This sent me over the edge.  I pulled my dick out just before I spilled my wad, and rubbed it to completion just above his lightly hairy ass crack.

When I finished dumping my crystal white cum on his lilly white back, I used the towel to wipe it up.  I thanked the kid and told him where the bathroom was, if he wanted to get cleaned up.

He went in and did something.   When he came out, he put his shirt back on, and gathered up his hoodie and beanie in a pile and bailed out the door.

I really don't need the neighbors seeing the parade of young men coming out of my house half dressed. 

I guess I forgot to mention that I sucked off my Asian buddy earlier this morning.

Man.  What an unpaid whore I've become!!

The photo above?  I'm not sure if that's him or not.  I googled his e-mail address and found it linked to a MYSPACE account from some kid with a different name, and supposedly in Wisconsin.  Also the face attached to the ass I just fucked had a scruffy beard.

Dude #123: Al Bundy blows me at the Amtrak station

What a freaking slut I am.

I'm in San Diego, visiting family after doing a small job here, and have to take the train to LA so I can spend some time with my Mom.

Just for fun, I post on Craigslist, that maybe someone wants to suck me off on the train, or maybe the train station.

Much to my surprise, some dude is interested.

Long story short, I just got sucked off by some older guy (okay, maybe not that old, 5 years older than me) in the uber stinky train station bathroom, handicapped stall to be exact.

Not much to tell, we spotted each other in the train station waiting area, he scouted around and decided that the men's room was the only option. "Al Bundy"  went in first, and I followed a minute later. He sat on the throne, I dropped my jeans and he sucked me for about 10 minutes and I blew my wad in his mouth. He got up, boner in his pants and spit the gob in the toilet.

Ahhh, relief. Pretty nice bj too. No teeth, minimal suction, and lots of good tongue.  I hadn't really had the opportunity to jack off at my family's place, due to lack of privacy.

Now, I'm riding the rails, stress free and relaxed, on my way to LA.

Dude #122: Hotel Head

So, I'm in San Diego for work.  We're only going to be here a day, I'm with a small contingent of co-workers and we are staying at this complex near the beach.  I wake up very early, and check out the local Craigslist posts.  Finally, I decide to post something myself.

I only get two responses, after all, it's like 6AM, and still dark outside.  The first is a 35 year old dude, he send a face pic, but I wasn't moved to respond back to him, then 10 minutes later, a kid hits me back.  He didn't give his age, but I'm guessing he's like 20 and latino.  Cute photo.

(Later I find out he's actually 29!)

I say sure, come to the hotel, if you can be quick.  He says he can be here in 20 minutes.  Cool.  I jump in the shower, and it's more like 35 minutes, but he shows up and knocks lightly on the door.

Cute little fucker.  My height and about my size, blue jeans and a t-shirt.

I welcome him inside, and he asks where do I want to do this.  I said I'd like to get on the bed, and he's cool with that.

"Mind if I leave my clothes on?"  He asks.

Sure, what ever you want.  I was secretly disappointed, because I just knew under those clothes was the smooth young brown body.

But, I'm not going to get all upset if some cute kid want's to suck my lilly white dick while fully dressed.

The kid was good.  Slow at first, savoring my dick.  I copped a feel under his shirt and coo'd encouragement.  Every once in a while, he'd look up to see the expression on my face.  "you like it?"  He asked a couple of times.

He started really getting into it, and pulled off to lick my balls or what ever a few times.

Again he looked at me, right in the eyes and asked, "where do you want to cum?"

"In your mouth," I replied, and he quickly nodded and went back to work.  It was so matter-of-fact, like he's just asked me if I wanted "paper or plastic?"

He brought me to the brink, and I was just about to blow, and he pulled off again.  I let him know I was right on the edge, so he popped my dick back in his mouth and took me to Cumtown.

Oh, that nice feeling of letting loose in someones mouth!  He was good at giving me just enough stimulation, but not too much.  I stayed in his mouth the entire orgasm, and then some.  Finally, over stimulated, I pulled out, and he looked me in the eyes again, but this time with a mouth full of my jizz.

"There's a bathroom there, you can clean up in," I said as I pointed the way.

He made his way there and spit my gob in the the sink.

I pulled on my boxers and thanked him.  He thanked me.  I went for the handshake, he went for the hug.  We did both.

As he opened the door and was about to leave, I noticed he was in his stocking feet.

"Did you have shoes on when you came?"  I asked.

"Oh yah!" he said, and retrieved them from the foot of the bed, then out the door he went.

Dude #121 Beautiful Native American Guy

I was sitting around, really thinking more about jacking off than sex, but for shits and grins, I looked at the Craigslist.


Smooth bottom - 29 (Salt Lake )
7:40PM MDT
Reply to: pers-ysagu-198087XXX@craigslist.org

What's up!
I'm twenty nine, five ten, one hundred fifty pounds, smooth and slim. I'm looking for a guy who can host. If you are a visitor even better! I have a fetish for the older, masculine, business man type. I'm not too masculine but not feminine either so just throwing that out there to give you an idea about myself.  If interested send me a message and I can send you some pics. Looking for sooner rather than later.

Long story short, a hot skinny smooth native american kid showed up at my door.  Dressed in black designer track pants and black long sleeve T-shirt he looked kinda "gangsta" but turned out to be a little femmy.  He was all about kissing and what not.   There was a little foreplay, I sucked his uncut dick, which was a tiny bit bigger than mine.  We grinded and I got hard as fuck.

Speaking of fuck,  that's exactly what we did.

First I stuck in finger in his tight ass to get him opened up, and he was laying in a weird sideways, angle on the bed, but after putting on a rubber, and applying more lube I stuck my hard dick in his butt just the same.

I finally got tired of that and rolled him over on his face, pulled his hips up and drove it home again.  We fucked like that for awhile.  He was good! Lots of moaning and shit.   A token "oh my god, your cock feels good."

A few minutes later and I had him on his back on the edge of the bed.  I was standing on the floor and poking his ass with my cock again.  His legs were spread out in a 'Y' and he grabbed his dick with one hand, and my chest hair with the other.  He told me I was hot.  Nice kid.

With no warning what soever, he moaned and let a jet of cum fly across his stomach.  A few more bursts came out, and left him with a nice puddle on his skinny brown abdomen.

I continued to fuck him until he sort of forced my dick out of his ass.

"Can I fuck you some more,  or are you through?" I asked.

He wanted to take a break, but I said let's just do it another time.  I have to work early tomorrow, and didn't want this to go on all night.

I pointed him to the bathroom for clean up, and while he was gone, I jacked my still hard dick and came into the towel I had standing by.  (I'm prepared when I'm in my own place Buddy!)

It was okay.  It just illustrates that I have trouble cumming with a condom on.  I guess that's the price we must pay, if we want young ass.

Dude #120; A lack of chemistry

 A guy answered my post.  It took a few days to actually coordinate a hookup but he wanted to blow me.

Not much to tell, I went over and he did suck me off.  I don't think either of us were all thrilled with the hookup, but he blew me, I cummed, then he jacked off on my leg.  Sexy.  Uhhhh.  I dunno.