Oh god. Diseased.

I've been putting off writing this post, but the story must be told.

I went to the Salt Lake Valley Health Center, where they do STD testing.  I've been gong every 6 months, routinely since I started hooking up with anonymous guys on Craigslist.  This time went just like all the others, except when we were almost through, the nurse examined my penis, and said she saw a secretion in my pee hole.  She grabbed a glass microscope slide and drug it across my piss slit.  Honestly, there was not enough moisture there to make much of a smear, in fact it was kind of dry, and although I wouldn't call it painful (I'm such a woos) it was at least uncomfortable as she drug the smooth dry glass across my little guys slit..

After someone examined the slide, she returned to tell me that they found white blood cells in the smear.  This was an indication of some kind of infection.  Probably wasn't gonorrhea  but  probably was chlamydia.

WHAT!!!  REALLY????  WHAT ???? CHLAMYDIA !!!!!

She said the chances of if being something else was VERY slim....but it could be some other type of sexually transmitted bacterial infection.

FUCK!!

FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!

She gave me a prescription for a heavy dose of Antibiotics, and sent the slide, along with all my other stuff to the lab.  The conclusive results would be back in one week.

In the meantime, I could tell any partners, so they could seek testing/treatment or I could wait for the results.  In any case I was to take the antibiotics and not have sexual contact with ANYONE for 7 days.  She reiterated 3 times.......NO SEX FOR SEVEN DAYS!

Okay, for fuck sakes, I could do that.

About 24 hours later, after much lamenting, I decided to tell everyone I had sexual contact with, in the last 45 days, about this finding.

It wasn't fucking easy either, and I got little if no support from  "the guys" but then, I couldn't really blame them.  We may all be in the same boat, but I'm sure they thought I put us there.....actually I KNEW that one of them had given it to me.  I didn't know exactly who, but I didn't get this on my own.

Well, I took the antibiotics, and started feeling nauseous.   Then I had diarrhea for two hours, and finally took a nap for an hour, and generally felt like shit the rest of the night.  At least I was clean again.  That strong dose of antibiotics would have killed the Elephant Flu, if there was such a thing.

Well, my week goes by, and I call the clinic, and ask for my test results.

Negative.

NEGATIVE????  !!!

WHAT --  THE --  FUCK--????

I was put through hell, and lost all my regular hook up buds for a false alarm??

So, this has been a real learning experience for me.  It taught me that it would suck to have an STD.  I started thinking about my options.  I seriously considered becoming celibate again.  In my week long clinic imposed sentence of self pleasure, I discovered that masturbation no longer holds enough interest to get me through.  Once I've tasted the sweet pleasure of getting head from another guy, it's tough to go back to the ho-hum left hand alone.   Even porn gets me salivating to experience the oral delights of another guys tongue.

More to come..........

Dude 154. Visitor Head.

Blowjob, sweet blowjob.

This went just as planned.  I posted an ad in CL.  "Suck my smaller dick"  Several gusa hit me back, but one said he was close by, at the airport and would head over.

He was young looking for his stated 43 years of age.  Handsome, with "Dick York" hair, parted on the side.  He was slim and trim.  Probabally more so than me even.

He got on his knees and waited for my pants to drop, and me to sit down.

Immeatiately I knew I had a good cocksucker on my hands.  Even though my dick was especially soft this morning (maybe I'm coming down with "erectile dysfunction") his blow job felt great from the get go.

I was actually worried, because 5 minutes into this fantastic blow job, I still was not hard.

Finally, my semi flacid cock cooperated and went full mast, and my cock sucker started making "yummy" noises.  Who can blame him.  Ever sucked a limp dick?  It's not the best.

So, The Denver Cock Sucker gave me an excellent hoover job, and when I started to cum, I meekly said "I'm cumming" .  He went to town, and I kind of had to hold him back.  He choked and gagged a little, but he brought it on himself, as he impaled his face onto my dick.

When I finally released his head, he looked at me with watery eyes, and a trail of something (slobber? cum?) trailing down his chin.

"I enjoyed your work" he said.

"You did all the work." I chuckled.....barely being able to form sentences as I came down from my post orgasmic bliss.

Denver cleaned up and left.  He said he came to town every six weeks or so, and would look me up next time.

I really doubt he will, but I can dream, can't I ?

Dude 153 Unhappy ending

I posted on CL.  Within 15 minutes, I had 3 offers.

I thought I was pretty clear.  The main objective was to blow me and let me CUM IN YOUR MOUTH.

Well, I guess Maui Jim didn't read the fine print.  He came over, and was quick about it. (Bonus points.)

He started out on his knees and did blow me (more bonus points)  Then he started with the spitty hand job.  As the minutes ticked by, it was less and less mouth, more and more hand.

At one point I said "Dude, I don't think a hand job is gonna get me off" and he resumed my BJ.  Actually his technique was great......when he practiced it.

Finally, I cummed.  But I announced I was going to cum, and he promptly pulled off and finished me by hand. (All bonus point removed! Full demerits!)

As I was spewing,  Maui Jim jerked his own fat cock, and blew his wad onto the waiting blanket at his knees.

Thanks.  Thanks.  Aloha means good bye.

Dude 152 Spanky

This morning, Surfer Hottie was supposed to blow me.  I had a feeling he would flake out, and sure enough, he did.

I found a kid on Craigslist.  He posted  "Younger, looking for older."

I've responded to these before.  I don't usually get a response back, and to be quite frank, I'm pretty sure they are all just scams to get my fake e-mail address and send me more spam.

What ever.

Well, much to my surprise, the kid hits me back.  He's interested, he likes sucking dick, but he is in Provo.  He sends me his photo right away, and he's cute.  A bit chubby.


Lots of back and forth E-mails, but finally, he shows up here, 2 hours, twenty minutes after the initial response.  For me, that's a long time.  Usually Craigslist is all about "I'm horny now, you're horny now, let's get together and relieve each other NOW."  At least that's how it is for me.


So "Spanky" comes over, and although he claims to have showered, there's still a little funk to him.  Maybe it's just a fat guy funk.  His hair is nice and soft though.  Another thing I notice about him is he heats up quickly.  Just a few minutes on my dick, and I could feel the body temperature radiate from him.

He had a small dick, turtled up and shrunk in a patch of auburn pubes.  At least he didn't shave.  He blew me for about five minutes, and his dick sprang to life.  Still not huge, but worth taking a taste of.  I blew him for awhile  and it fit nicely in my mouth.  It was all white, pink and red and very much all american boy looking.

Pic he sent me of his butt.

We took turns blowing each other, and he declined my offer to "top" him.  He had mentioned he was a "versatile bottom" so I thought he might want that.  I'm glad he didn't.  I doubt he had made the correct preparations  and he had a typical "fat guy" ass that I find it difficult to get into anyway.

So, yah.  We took turns sucking each other.  He edged quite quickly, and of course I took forever.

Finally, I was aroused enough to finish jacking myself off, while blowing Spanking at the same time.  He gasped he was getting close, and I just kept sucking,  "mmmm-huh" I managed to say, even though I had a mouth full of young dick.

I could feel myself getting close, so I beat my own dick furiously and tried to back off of Spanky's.  "Okay, here it comes....."  he said, but nothing came for another full minute.  I'm glad because although my own orgasm was close, it wasn't there yet.

Spanky then let loose a torrent of cum in my mouth, and that was what brought me over the edge.  As I felt his dick pulse, and tasted semen in the back of my mouth, I felt the oh familiar wonderful waves of pleasure crest over me, and I unloaded my wad on Spanky's leg.

I swirled around the cum in my mouth to enhance the experience.  He had long crested and was getting sensitive  and wanted out, but I was determined to get myself off before I would give back his dick.

And when it was over, there I was with a disgusting wad of cum in my mouth.  I grabbed the handy towel, and spit it out.  Next, I wiped up the mess I had made on his leg.

We cleaned up in separate bathrooms, and had to change my shirt, as it had cum all over it.

Spanky didn't waste much time in heading for the door.  I'm glad.  I didn't want to hang out and bake cookies or anything.

It wasn't as good as Surfer Hottie, but it was something.

Dude 151 Secret bathroom suck off

Brilliant!

I was going to West Jordan to sign some papers.  Last time I went there, I decided to hit the Craigslist to see if there was some south valley cock sucking to be had.  Although that time, all I got was the run around, I once again checked out CL before I left home.

I responded to one post, but figured it wouldn't pan out.  Some 25 year old kid, sucking dick.

Much to my surprise, he was interested.  Not only that, he sent a photo and he was hot!

I told him I'd hit him back after I signed my papers at the title company.  He said okay.

Once again, I was skeptical.  25-year-olds usually flake.  This guy didn't flake.

He said he couldn't host but knew of someplace to go.  It was an office building he works in sometimes and had a private bathroom with a locking door.

Bu-bu-bu Bingo!  We e-mailed and he directed me to a building where he met me at the back door, and then, steered me to the bathroom, told me to go in and wait.  I did as instructed, but used the time to rinse off my cock, as one of my regular buddies had already sucked me a little earlier this morning.
(Another 20-something kid, although this morning I didn't get off, I only got him off.

Is it rude to let your anonymous hookup taste your regular hookup on your cock?  I think it may be bad form, so that's why the bathroom cock washing.)

Anyway, back to the story.  The new kid on the block comes back and into the office building bathroom and I drop trou, and he drops to his knees.  He gave me an nice wonderful BJ.  I cummed in record time.

It was a little difficult as I was standing and I tend to get weak-knees when I cum, and also, we didn't exactly discuss WHERE I was allowed to cum.

Since I let him kneel on my leather bomber jacket, I was a little worried he might pull off and finish me by hand, which would have showered my jacked with sperm, but my fears were put to rest, when I started moaning, and he sucked with even more fervor, and then I announced I was cumming, and he grabbed my butt and pulled my spasming cock even deeper into his mouth.

I unloaded my nuts, and I'm pretty sure he swallowed, although he later rinsed his mouth in the sink.

I caught my breath, put on my shoes and jacket, gave a squeeze to the bulge in his slacks, and told him "thanks."

I love it when things go this smoothly.

Dude #150: Brokeback living room

It's New Year's day.  I HAVE to get some action, right?  I've been monitoring CL all morning, but I think everyone was hung over and/or sleeping in.  I even posted, looking for dick to suck, and got nothing, for hours and hours.  Other's were looking too, so I had competition.

I was surfing porn and finally got horny enough to post to get my dick sucked.

Joe Noname hit me back...said to text him and his cell number was a 307 Area code.  A Wyoming cowboy?

His stats said "40yo 5'9" 200# muscular, decent looking."

I guess he was right.  He was decent looking. I don't think he was 5'9, but he was every bit 200 lbs.  Stocky, salt and pepper hair like mine, and glasses.  He kind of reminded me of my dad at 40.

YIKES!  Let's not go there.

I invited him in.  We went to the living room, and I took off my pants, left on my t-shirt and hoodie.  I sat on the couch and cued up the twink porn.  Joe Noname got right to work and gave me a wonderful warm wet blowjob.  Gawd that was nice.  He expertly swirled his tongue around the sweet spot, just under the head of my dick.  He got me close to cumming in 5 minutes.  I think he sensed that, and pulled off and proceeded to lick around the general area a bit.  I thought maybe he was going to go for some butt-hole licking, but I didn't offer it up, and he didn't persist, so he went back to my dick.

In normal fashion, I was cumming in his mouth about 15 minutes from when he started.  I DID announce that I was close....and I DID announce that I was cumming, so I was quite happy when he continued to pleasure me as I erupted in his mouth.

Old Joe, either swallowed it, or kept in in his cheeks, as he didn't head to the kitchen to sink it into the sink.

Right now I'm coming down from my orgasm high.  It's so nice, I might just take a nap!