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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Craigslist Experience #40

WTF?  

Isn't it common courtesy you tell someone that you're going to cum? Especially if your dick is in their mouth? 


I was up early and answered this post: 

> morning head - 37 (wv/magna) 
> Reply to: XXXXXXX@craigslist.org 
> 
> I am horny i want to suck a dick or someone suck my cock 
> HELP 



Okay, he's sucking dick. Hopefully, MY dick. We e-mail back and forth. He's bigger (and fatter) than I would like, but I'm desperate, cause I looked all day yesterday and didn't find anyone. So, yes, he'll blow me. Will I recip? Maybe, we'll see. 

I drive to some Wendy's parking lot in Magna and wait. He's 10 minutes late, so I start to leave, and as I go to pull onto the street, and here comes some dude, stocky as advertised, walking up the sidewalk. It's the Magna Cock Sucker. 

I tell him he's late and just about missed me. “Sorry Man, I thought you were running late, too.” 

He hopped in my car and we drove to a nearby house in a nice working class neighborhood. As we discussed earlier, he would blow me in his garage, as his room mate was sleeping. 

I'm oddly turned on by this. It's like teenagers sneaking to the garage for some clandestine BJ. 

He looked and was shaped like this guy
The garage is full of stuff; a couch, coffee maker, foam scraps, garden tools, lumber, a car under a tarp and even more stuff, ......you get the idea. 


It's somewhat organized, not just heaps of junk, but still, a lot of stuff. We find an empty two square feet by the side door, and he said, “we can do this right here.” 

He gets the scrap of foam and puts it in front of me, then kneels on it. I drop my pants, then boxers and he fondles my dick. Finally, he starts sucking on it. It's okay, but I'm not getting hard very fast. I'm kind of hobbled by my pants, and when I lean back, I bump a shovel. It almost falls over. As I try to catch it, a board leaning against the wall starts to fall.   This start the domino effect of crap falling over crap.  So much for being secret.

“Rocky” pulls off my dick and then removes some of the obstacles. He starts sucking again. Ho-hum. I'm not loving it. I think to myself, maybe if I blow him, I'll get more aroused. 

When I ask if he's game, he lights up. He stands up, I assume the position on the foam, down come the gym shorts, and under his hairy big belly is his dick. It's not big, and not hard. Maybe a bit fatter than mine, at least the head, and possibly shorter. 

I started sucking and it's taking awhile for him to get hard as well. After about 5 minutes, I want him to blow me some more. 

“Can I sit on the arm of that sofa there?” I ask. He agrees, and moves a pile of folded draperies from the arm. I sit there and he works my dick again. It's pretty good, and after a while he pulls off and starts giving me a spitty hand job. He's tired. I'm a nice guy so I figure it's my turn again. 

He doesn't want to sit, he wants to stand. He asks me if I swallow. “No.” I say. “At least I haven't yet.” 

Now I think I'm just stating my policy. Who knows, sometime before I die, I just might swallow. Rocky must have thought he was gonna be my first. 

He says, “do you want me to fuck your face?” I tell him he can do what ever, and I'll tell him if I don't' like it. After all, I'm here for new experiences right? 

So he grabs on my head and starts thrusting in and out. Because the length of his dick, he can shove it in all the way, and the head just clears my back teeth, but doesn't' go any further. No choking, no gagging. 

He gets into a rhythm and I'm not hating it. I try to do what I can with my tongue and some suction, and it's not difficult to breath or anything. So he's pounding my face, and my nose is banging away at his pubes, and I'm kinda enjoying it when all of a sudden, a bunch of watery cum is now gushing out at the back of my throat! 


What the fuck?!! 

He didn't warn me or anything, just busted loose in my mouth! I know how critical that moment is right as you're spurting, so for his sake I resisted the urge to pull off. At least for a second or two, and then, I started to choke. I tried to pull away, and that fucker held my head on his dick! 

I pulled away with intent this time, and he got the message. SPIT! I spit a big watery saliva and cum gob onto the floor. “FUCK MAN” I said, then I worked up another big gob and spit it out too. “You're suppose to warn someone if you're gonna cum” I said. 

“Sorry man, “ he said as he grinned. “that was hot.” 

I was now horny AND pissed off, and I wanted MY orgasm. “Are you through?” I asked. I was implying it was MY turn to cum in HIS mouth. “Yah, I'm through.” he said. “Fuck,” I said, “I wanted to get off too.” 

“You want me to give you a hand job?” he asked. 


“No.”

He asked me if I wanted to play in the future. “Nope” I said and walked out the door. 

Now that I've calmed down a bit, and of course jacked off, I guess the face fucking was good, but gee whiz, where's the common courtesy. It got me thinking though......do I always have an agreement when someone is sucking me off, or do I just assume they'll suck me to completion? 

2 comments:

  1. Some guys just don't talk much or otherwise signal when they're about to cum. Sad, that. 'Rocky' seems to have been a particularly inattentive guy. And/or too excited about getting to get off in a favorite way so that he entirely lost sight of you being there for your own reasons, which only partly included sucking some dick yourself.

    As to the implied agreement that you'll get your nut, since you seem to be good with continuing to play after you've cum, it might be good policy to make sure you get yours first and then help a buddy out if he hasn't brought himself off (we have noted you enjoy having a guy jack off while sucking you, but cumming together).

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  2. Hahaha, I think it's funny you have my preferences down. I appreciate that you're following along Red.

    Actually, once I lose my load, I'm not horny at all, and really just want to bail. But I'm not a total insensitive ass. I'd actually like to negotiate terms beforehand, but if need be, I'll lend a helping hand, even if I'm no longer in the mood.

    This fucker however will NEVER see MY dick again, and I hope to never see his either.

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