CL Encounter #96

I know you're probably really tired of me ranting about the flakes

on Craigslist, but for fuck sakes, I'm tired of them too.

I don't usually post the face pics of dudes who send them to me, but this time, I'm doing it for revenge.  I don't know how exactly putting someones pic on my blog exacts revenge,

but maybe it will make me feel better.

(Yah, I'm not posting it, but I wanted to.)

This was his post I responded to:

> Average Joe (40) here looking for same or older. Prefer to suck some cock today/tonight. Ddf HIV- u b the same.


Vers so can fuck u if u r into that. Hit me up. Let's line this up in under 10 emails.

Want list:

> Straight acting
> Healthy
> Nice tool and ass

I replied and he sent me the following pics.

I replied with pics of me.  He said: U r hooooottttt! Would love to play... When? Where? Time?

MAC

A few e-mails go back and forth and he says he had to get some work done, and walk the dog.  I agreed to wait until 6PM.

At 6, there was no e-mail from him, so I asked if he was coming.  At 7:40, he e-mails and says he's still in the middle of Sunday Dinner, and can't make it.

WTF?  Why in the world did he make plans for homo-sex when he KNEW he was going to have Sunday dinner with his family.  Fucker.  I'm pissed.

So now I'm horny and pissed.  I posted, that I want a BJ and I included a pic that I just took of myself this afternoon.

I know.  Bad haricut.

I'm going to post it too, although I may take it down later.

I don't know if the pic is super hot, or maybe there was just a plethora of horny guys looking at Craigslist at 6:45 on Sunday night or just what, but good gravy, I got about 10 responses in 5 minutes.  One guy was a super hot 27 year old, who wanted a face pic.  I have a policy of NOT sending out face pics, but this guy was so hot, that I threw caution to the wind.  Turns out that I should stick to my policies, because I never heard from him again.

So, another 28 year old said he was on his way over.  Be here in 15 minutes.  I wait.  15 minutes.  Nothing, 20 minutes, nothing.  I had already removed my post, because I was actually overwhelmed with responses.

So, the 28 year old also flakes out and I never hear from him.  I honestly don't get it.  Maybe guys get off on leading us on, then never following through.  Maybe they are at home with the wives and kiddies all having a good laugh at the homo that didn't get his BJ.  I don't know.  I seriously DON'T GET IT.

I started working some of the other responders and finally got this guy:

I'm a bi wm, very straight acting, tall 51 who gives a BJ maybe once a year, usually traveling at a rest stop to a trucker. I feel the need to have a cock in my mouth. You can cum in my mouth, though I haven't done this a lot, I've been told i'm pretty good. I can be there in just a few minutes.

We started an e-mail converstation, and he was into coming over and sucking me off, thing is, he wanted to ride his bike here.....from Sandy.  That's right.  Says he could ride his bike here from fucking Sandy, and do it in 15 minutes no less.

I said sure.

15 minutes came and went, but I knew he couldn't do it.  After 25 minutes I sensed another flake, and put my post back up.  At about 35 minutes, I got an e-mail from his phone, but there was no text, just a blank e-mail.

I put my pants back on and went outside, and sure as shit, there was a cyclist across the street looking at his phone.

I whistled, he looked my way, and I motioned to him to come this way.

It was the guy all right.  Wow, he was tall, like 6'5 and fit as fuck, and looked about 35 instead of 51.

He brought his bike inside, and we got down to business.

He said he wanted me to cum in his mouth, so not to worry.  I asked if I should warn him.  Not especially, unless I felt the need.  He also said I could call him a dirty cock sucker if I wanted.

Hmmmmm.

I started the porn, and dropped my pants.  He in turn dropped to his knees, and sucked on my semi limp dick.  It inflated rapidly and he started to make sort of whimpering yummy noises.

He went to town, and started sucking me.  Because he had been riding his bike and it was warm in the house, and he took off his shirt.  Pretty tight bod.

Somewhere along the line, I was grabbing his hair, and sort of face fucking him and man, that really got him going.  he was whimpering and sucking and generally going to town.

I got it.  He wanted it a little rough.  I pulled him off my dick, and reached around him and was going to give him a token spank.  I tried to push his bike shorts down, the the drawstring was too tight.  He got the hint, stood up. undid the string and pushed his shorts down.

Holy Crap!  This huge semi hard dick flopped out.  He had a beautiful but huge cock!

I grabbed it with one hand, and swatted his ass with the other, then using his cock like a handle, pulled him back to his knees, and pushed his head back onto my rock hard dick.

He wolfed it down with renewed vigor.

So, lots of hair tugging, face fucking and a few ass swats later, I was ready to bust.  I did the usual tensing up.  I was able to blurt out "you want my cum, fucker?" before I lost the ability to speak English, and my eyes rolled back in my head.

I let go, and pulled hair, jammed his head down, and even threw a light punch (thump actually) on his back. (I have no idea why I did this, it was pure animal instinct.  Aren't orgasms wonderful?)

When I let him off of my dripping and deflating dick,  I handed him the secret hidden hand towel, and told him he could spit into it.  He did.

He went to the bathroom to wash up and I put my pants back on.

When he came out of the bathroom, I offered him gum, candy or even a beer, to help get the taste out of his mouth.  I was surprised when he wanted a beer.  That meant he was going to sit here and drink it with me.

So, we had a little chit chat.  He turns out to be a really nice bi guy.  Divorced about 10 years ago (I think) and had his first gay sex experience when he was 10....in cub scouts!  Me thinks there's some skeletons in THAT closet.

After the beer,  right before he left, he asked, "mind if I use your bathroom again?  I can still smell cock on my face."

Hahahaaahha.  Am I the only one who finds that funny?