CL Encounter #100 Something Special.

What a fucking disaster.  What a waste.
Oh well.  I guess that's how it goes.

I don't even want to write about it.

I just got off of a two week work project, and I wanted to get sucked off or fuck some ass or something, so I posted real eary.  It's Sunday, so I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but here's the post:

Looking for something special (S.L. UT.)
Reply to: pers-v7r6s-1899658651@craigslist.org 

I'm not sure what to say. I had my first Craigslist hook up a year and a half ago. Since then, I've made up for some lost time. Always safe, and mostly oral I've hooked up with 99 different guys. Not all locals. Some were visitors. One actually happened in a parking lot in Las Vegas on a drive to California. How does a 46 year old (when I started) get so much sex? I have no fucking idea. Persistence I guess.

So, two things.

Thanks to all of you that have helped me out. I just got tested, and got a clean bill of health.

Second, I want number 100 to be something special. Maybe you have some ideas? I have some too, but I'm going to hang on to those for awhile. Hit me back and give me some of your ideas, even if it doesn't involve you. I guess I'm not curious anymore. I'm almost ready to call myself experienced.

So, I actually got a couple of responses from guys wishing me luck.  One guy suggested wearing clean underwear.  How helpful.

Then two different guys said they would like to give me a massage and suck me off.  I chose one and we made a plan, for him to come over.

The stupid fucker gave me a phone number, and told me what he drove.  He showed up across the street, but I didn't tell him exactly which house was mine, I was supposed to call him with that info.  I called.  I went straight to voice mail.  I left a message.  A few minutes later, he was still there.  I called again.  Once again voice mail.  I did this 4 more times.

Finally he drove off, and I was left frustrated.  Then he came back.  I could see his car pulled off to the side of the road. I tried to call again, and once again, voice mail.

He left again.

So, then my home phone rings.  It's my mother.  She calls every Sunday and we chat for at least an hour.  No big deal, looks like I'm not going to hook up anyway.

So, I'm chatting with mom, and wouldn't you know it.  The gray Subaru pulls up to my driveway.

Subaru

I had to quickly make an excuse to get off the phone.

Subaru knocks at the door, and I let him in.  Some idle chit chat, and he decides the living room isn't private enough for this, and I offer the bedroom.


We go upstairs, and I strip and get on the bed, face down.  He strips and starts to rub me.  He comments that he's not a professional masseuse, although there was little doubt of that, as his rubbing was random and not very good.  After a 5 minutes or so, he asked me to roll over and and he did the same amateur rubbing of my front side.  He tried blowing on my cock as though he was blowing out a scented candle.  I wanted to ask him what the fuck he was doing.

Finally, I just lifted up my dick and guided his mouth to it.

His blow job was horrible, and he had a kung-fu like grip the base of my dick.  It was so tight, he was cutting off the circulation, and it was turning purple, so I had to tell him to let go.  While he was leaning over to suck on me, I reached over and grabbed his hard dick and started to stroke it. 

At least he had a pretty nice dick.  Not huge, but certainly bigger than mine....after all, he was at least 6" taller than me.  He pulled his dick away and said, something to the effect of "not so much or I'm going to cum."

Goody for him, I guess.

He tried for awhile to blow me, but he was failing, and he knew it.

Subaru said I should try standing, and I told him to get on his knees, on the floor.  I face fucked him and it started feeling really good.  That lasted for only a minute when he started to gag.

Finally, I said "would you do me a special favor?  I want to lay face down, and I want you to rub your dick in my ass crack, and grind it there.  Not in my asshole, just my butt cheeks."

He agreed.

He did this for a minute, and I asked him if he wanted to use some lotion.  He squirted some on his dick and started up again.  I was just getting into it, when he said it felt so good he was going to cum soon!

I said "put your weight on me and grind into me."

He said "Oh my god, that feels great!"

A couple more thrusts and I asked "are you going to cum soon?"

Then he said something I couldn't believe.  "I think I already did."

WTF....you THINK you already came?

He rolled off of me, and I got up.  He had cum ALL OVER his crotch.  It was slimed all around his dick and in his pubic hair.  It must have been a bucket load. 

Then I felt my butt and leg.  More sperm.

I said, "lets just call it a day," and I threw him a towel.  I retreated to the shower where I washed the cum off of my backside.  I watched it bubble up as it a gob of it tried to go down the drain.

When I got back to the bedroom he was mostly dressed so I put on my boxers and t-shirt, and headed down stairs.  It was awkward and I just wanted him to leave, so I could find someone to suck me off right.

Well, for better or worse, that was #100.  That's the end of this blog.  I'm not sure what's next, if anything.  I know I'm still horny, and it's unlikely that I'll just jack off this morning.

Thanks for following along.

Jack Mehoff

(by the way, a hot 34 year old came over later in the afternoon and gave me awesome head.  But he is #101, so I can't tell you about THAT here.)