Dude 178. Awkward.

Oh jeeze.  Why did I have to go and do this?

I posted this morning looking for a BJ.  I got nothing for an hour, then suddenly three all at once.  I picked one to respond to, and it turns out to be this chunky little Phillipino (?) kid.

I'm sure he was here for LDS General Conference.  (It's like Mormon Mecca, but it happens twice a year, and it's televised, so devout followers don't even have to come to Mecca...... er, Salt Lake City, technically any more, but many do, just for fun, and to see the tabernacle choir.)

Anyway, he shows up, looking all of 16, although I know he was much older, probably 22.  I googled him and found his Myspace and Facebook profile.  Not a lot of info, but I gather he's studying at BYU in Idaho, and his cell phone is registered in California.

So, Young-n-chuncky sucks me, and it's okay.  You can tell he doesn't have a lot of experience, but he's at least enthuastic.  Just before I'm about to cum, he pulls off, and looks at me.  "you want to fuck me?"

I said, "no, I'm just about to come."    But, the damage was done.  I had lost momentum and wasn't on the brink any more.


What the hell.  "Yah, I'll fuck you."

Not him, but looks like him.

Turns out, no one has penetrated him before, and guess what.  I don't think I did either.  I hate to seem like a dickhead, but I didn't want to go through the time and effort of foreplay, and using fingers and gently opening him up........blah blah blah.  I only asked for a BJ, not an afternoon delight.

I tried to shove my lubed dick in.  Once I though it went in and I started stroking.    I did that for a couple minutes until I cummed, and I noticed cum all over the crack of his butt, so, I know my dick wasn't inside his butt-hole.

Oh well.  What ever.

Now for the awkward part.

Naked Chunky wanted suck me some more, but I was having none of it.  So I asked him if he wanted to beat off to the porn.

He did.

Awkward.

I left and took a shower upstairs.

When I came down, he was still going at it, so I went in the laundry room and folded laundry.

Awkward.

Then, I offered him the downstairs shower.

He took his time, dressed back into his church clothes, complete with clip on tie and sweater vest and finally left.

Jeeze.