Dude #140: Thanksgiving Stuffing

Wow.  What a day.  And what a fucking slut I am!  It's 4:20 PM and some guy just left, after sucking me off, with his index finger so far up my butt, I could taste it in my mouth!

Oh, where to start?

Last night, the Native American kid, I'm gonna call him "Feather Lite" (see Dude #121 above) tells me he wants to fuck in the morning.  I figure he's gonna flake out, as he e-mails back in the evening, and is worried the snow storm is gonna make travel impossible.

This morning, I send him an e-mail.....are we gonna do this?  He doesnt' respond until 8AM, and says he has to be to work at 9AM, doesn't know if he has time.  He'll try.  At 8:45, I figure he's gonna bail, after all, he has to be to work in 15 minutes.  It's gonna take longer than that to fuck, even if he were standing right here, right now!

Much to my surprise, he tells me he's on his way over.

Okay.  I e-mail him to just come in, and I'm going to jump in the shower.  He shows up just as I'm towling  off, and we do the deed in my bedroom.  Man, that guy has a killer smooth brown body.  Problem is I NEVER cum when fucking him.  I don't know why.  He's so tight at first, but after about 5 minutes, his eyes glaze over, his butt-hole loosens up,  and he's lovin it.  He grabs his dick, and I pull his hand away.  I fuck for several more minutes, and realize it's futile,  I'm not going to cum, so I let him jack himself off, and he unloads some nice creamy pearls onto his cocoa tummy.    I gently fuck him so he can ride the wave, until he can't take it any more, and he pushes gently on my pelvis, as my signal to pull out.

He cleans, dresses and goes to work, and I get busy looking at Craigslist to find someone to blow me.  I'm only on it a couple minutes when the model kid hits me back (see Dude #111 above).  He want's to hook up.  Okay, cool.  But I know where this is going to go.  Every time he and I get together we DO blow each other, but he tires after a few minutes, and I end up with his cum in my mouth, and blue balls.

What ever.  He's cute, young and also brown.

We meet at an empty condo in Murray.  I won't go into details about how I have access to an empty condo in Murray, but the only furniture there is a folding chair and blanket that I brought over.  He gets there late, and we fool around a bunch.  More than usual.  We don't make out or anything, but he sucks me several times, and we 69 on the blanket.  Pretty soon though, it's evident that I'm going to take his cum again.  I really don't mind, and he has this dick with a severe downward bend that fits easily in my mouth and effortlessly avoids my back molars.

So the model boy and I do our thing, he bails, and I come home, hornier than ever.  I quite fucking around looking for others to post on Craigslist, and just post myself.  It's the day before Thanksgiving so I thought I'd be clever:

Who wants white meat?

Just looking for someone to chow down on my drumstick until all the gravy is gone. Not looking to recip.

Plan on being on your knees for 15 minutes and letting me cum in your mouth. After that, spit or swallow, I don't care.

I'm in my forties, good shape, hwp, and don't have a huge dick. I'm non smoking, clean and std free, neg.

You be clean, discreet, Under 6' and under 200lbs. STD free, neg, non smoker.

Looking for now. If I want head later, I'll post later.

Ten minutes later, 3 or 4 guys are competing for my dick.  The first guy to hit me back sent in the nicest pic of himself. He claimed 38 and 6 ft 180.   8.5" cut.

And we make a plan.  He can be here in 45 minutes.

When he came in he was taller and skinnier than I expected.  A little nerdy looking but handsome.  We exchanged a few words, I dropped my pants, and he dropped to his knees.  He put his hands on my legs, and asked me, "do you like other stuff while getting your blow job?"

Did the guy work on commission or what?

"Um, sure, what ever you feel like." I said.  With that, he quickly sucked my limp giblet to rigid wish bone in no time.  Nice tongue action, all around the head just where I like it.  His long fingered hands were exploring my chest and nipples, then one found it's way to no-man's land, and then to my butt hole.

He pulled off and looked at my hard dick, and rubbed the tent growing in his corduroys.

"Pull it out if you want." I said.

You should have seen my eyes as he fished a massive 9" penis from his fly.  It was bigger than the dude in the porno, playing on the TV!

"Holy Crap!" I exclaimed.  "That's a monster!"

He just went back to work on me. 

He sucked my dick and gently rubbed my butt hole, and I could feel him put a little pressure on it to see how I would respond.

I didn't back away, nor did I open up my legs or offer an invitation to go further.  Frustrated by the lack of non verbal cues, he just flat out asked me if I like my ass played with.

"Um....sometimes.  It doesn't happen to often."

"I love fingering ass when I'm giving a blow job", he said.

Okay, in for a penny, in for a pound.

I said, "If you want to do that, I'll get some lube."

His eyes lit up like I'd just passed him the pumpkin pie.  "Oh yah, that would be great!"

I got him the lube, and he went to work.

It was tough I tell you.  I'm not used to having things down there.  It took him awhile but he got the huge knobby finger all the way in my ass.

I think.

I was in another world.  The sensations were so overpowering I could barely feel the blow job.
Some highlights from what I could remember were:
The knobby knuckles going in and out.
Some kind of wiggling motion that almost made me black out.
Pressure.  Lots and lots of pressure.
A sincere need to cum.
Loss of hearing and vision for awhile.

Finally, he sucked and jerked me to orgasm, the whole time jamming his bony yet girthy finger into my poop chute.

Unfortunately, the sensations in my ass, made my dick hyper sensative, and I as I was moaning, and almost screaming through my orgasm, I had to shut it down, or I was gonna jump from my own skin.  I made him stop mid orgasm, as I just couldn't take it any more.  I was panting and near black out, and my dick was still pumping out little beads of jizz.

Tall guy couldn't resist, and went down and licked it up.  I could barely stand to watch.

It took me several minutes to reconnect with reality.  Tall guy said it was hot.  I was a wreck.

He stood there with his big sausage handing out of his zipper, watching me like I was epileptic coming out of a seizure.

Finally he peeled off to the kitchen to wash his hands, and I found my boxers.

We made some more small talk, and I offered to help him whack off if he wanted, and he said no, "today was all about you."

I guess it was.

I fucked, I sucked, I GOT sucked and fingered to boot.  My only regret is my ass is so sore, I may have to sit on a donut cushion the rest of the evening.

Dude #139: Suck-cess

Ahh. Finally. A good day. Sexually; a great day. My young Asian pal "Chris" hit me up and wanted a blow job. You got it buddy. I showered, and he arrived a few minutes later. The guy is super nice, very polite, and for some reason looks totally hot to me in his clean white t-shirt and boxers, although I'm quick to remove them. I've sucked him off half a dozen times or more. He has a smaller manageable dick, cums in about 10 or 15 minutes and is fairly verbal. He participates in the BJ by rubbbing, touching and once jacked me off while I was sucking his dick. I ejaculated in his hand right before he blasted off in my mouth. So, that was good, but I don't usually write about repeat offenders. Today I mention him because later, a new dude came over and sucked ME off. The new dude, #139 answered my post on CL. "Your post is exactly what I was looking for. I would love to come over and suck your dick right away. I am 38 186 5 10 Healthy and GL. hit me back soon so I can get over there onto my knees for you." Just as promised he came over and gave me a killer BJ. Nice, gentle, slow, with lots of tongue, right where I love it, on the underside of my dickhead. Mmmmm. I hope he's interested in doing it again. Maybe he'll let me blow him. He had a chipped front tooth, but other than that, the guy was pretty good looking and in good shape. Perfect day, I get to suck some dick, which gets me horny, then I get my dick sucked, which gives me some relief!

Dude #138: Milk Dud

Another dud. Should I even count it? Older guy, 55 (or so he said in his post) 5'9" and 165. I went to his hotel room in the Little America. He was a nice enough guy, but gave a lousy BJ. I didn't cum and just left. Then I came home and jacked off, which is what I should have done in the first place.

Dude #137: Routine maintenance BJ

Another day, another BJ.  

This time I posted "You want to eat my dick for lunch?" and this guy hit me back: "I am 44 married non-smoker d.d.f. clean cut and clean smelling 6'2" 220 also with salt and pepper hair....."

Not much to it.  He came over.  Blew me.  Left a small bruise, or teeth mark on my dick head, swallowd my jizz and bailed.  He e-mailed back and said he had a nice 7" cock if I wanted him to fuck me.  

Yah.  Right. 

Dude #136: Don't cry for me Argentina.

This guy answered my CL post,  "Blow Me."  His response was short and sweet.  "I want to try on you."  Actually I got a lot of hits to this post.  I have no idea why.  I guess it's just dumb luck.  Some days I post and get nothing.  Nada.  Others, I get 10 or 15 responses.  Not everyone is serious.  Some lose interest after finding out my age, but that's to be expected.

Anyway, this Latino guy says he can be here in 25 minutes.  He actually makes it over in about 12.  He comes in and starts to take off my pants right away, and then undoes his own.  He likes the twink porn I have playing on the TV.  He strips his own clothes, and has a nice fat 6 or 7 inch uncut dick, black pubes and  smallish balls.  I sit down and he goes to work on my knob.  He's pawing at me while doing this, so I take off my shirt.  He jacks him self off.

After a few minutes, he stands, and he's got this hungry look in his eyes.  His dick is at face level, and he say "you wanna suck it?"

I look up at him.  I'm playing coy.  "I don't know man."

He really wants it,  because he pulls my head in closer, and I just let him.  He knows he's got the green light now, and sticks his dick in my mouth.  It's nice.  Downward curve, so it doesn't scrape my top teeth.

Juan Parone then starts face fucking me.  Again, I let him, and he jumps up on the couch and leans against the wall.  This is getting a bit acrobatic.

When he comes down, he's like an animal and goes in for some kissing.   I hesitate, but he doesn't care and just starts eating my face.  I finally give in and he goes wild, kissing, and grinding.

Finally, I suggest putting a blanket down on the floor, and we get into a sixty nine.  He's got me close to cumming and so my plan changes.  I now want him to cum in my mouth as I'm cumming in his.

It almost happens when all of a sudden he quits blowing me for some reason.  I don't think the angle is good for him.  I try face fucking him while he's lying on his back on the floor, but the angle is definitely bad.  Now I am the desperate horny one.

I straddle his leg and eat his cock, like a starving man, while jacking my own dick.  I feel my orgasm coming on, and he's whimpering like he is close as well, so I just continue.

It took longer than I thought it was going to, but it was pretty hot.  He announced his impending orgasm, and I was close too.  I raised the tempo of masturbation on my own dick and he quickly said "Oh, I'm gonna cum now!"

I kept searching for the taste of cum, as he was moaning, but couldn't taste any, and wondered what happened, when all of a sudden my mouth was flooded and that strong bleachy smell overwhelmed me.

Then the taste.

Although it was kind of unpleasant, it sent me into orgasm, and I savored it as I unloaded my own cum on his leg.

Man, I love cumming while having a pulsing dick in my mouth.  Such a rush.

All too soon it was over, and I had a bunch of jizz to clean up, and a mouth that tasted liked cock.

Some towels, mints and a drink of water took care of the problem, and we awkwardly dressed, and he was on his way.

He thanked me and a said now he could study.  And now I could get on with my day as well.

Dude #135: Space Nurse

Fuck you dude #134.  Space Nurse to the rescue. I finally got someone to suck my cock.  A male nurse in Murray.  I had to drive like a bat out of hell to get there before he had to leave from work.  he was 35, 6'2", 205, bi/white, masc/hairy-chest, 7.5"/cut, HIV neg.  He looked a bit like curly from the 3 stooges.  Weird thing was, he lived two doors down from an old friend.  I was hoping the friend was at work and wouldn't recognize my car.  Awkward.


Anyway, Space Nurse, gave me a most aggressive blow job.  Only took about 7 minutes.  I prefer a lighter more delicate bj, but whatever.  I was fucking horny from not getting off this morning with dude #134.

Dude #134: Disappointing

The pic he sent when
responding to my post.

Does it count if I don't cum?

I'm still not sure, but whatever.

I'm writing because I'm a little pissed off.

If you want to come blow me, then be prepared to get me off.  This last fucker tried for a bit, but kept pulling off my dick to sniff his poppers and jack himself off.  I finally got tired of it and just told him to jack off.  He cummed all over the cum blanket, while sucking me.  He got me close to cumming, then quit again.  I just wanted him to go home.

He asked me, "how long does it usually take you to cum?"  I told him "15 minutes".
"I'll remember that next time."
"There's not going to be a next time."
"Why not?"
"Because I want someone to just come and blow me."
"Oh."

He dressed, and left.

Dude #133: Feeling Frisky

The other night I was feeling a little frisky, not a lot, but a little.

I decided I needed to smoke a pole.  This guy hit me back, and wanted to do it another day, but told him, it was now or never.

He chose now.

He came over, dressed in Business Casual.  Said he was in Real Estate, and commented on my house.

He dropped his pants and I dropped to my knees.

What was cool about this guy, is he was about my age, and totally my complexion.  Same white skin, same moderately hairy, red pubes.  Cock and balls a bit bigger than mine, but right for his 6', 190 lb frame.

Eventually I pulled my dick out, and he liked that.  When he got close, he pulled me off, and went down on me.

After a few minutes, I guided him to sit on the couch and put a blanket on the floor, under my knees, and proceeded to suck him off, while jacking my own dick.  Unfortunately, he cummed before I could get myself off, but it was close.

He wanted to stay and chit chat.

I wanted him to bail.  He took the hint.  I immediately went to Craigslist to see if I could find a BJ for myself, but gave up after a few minutes.  I cracked a beer, and settled in for some TV watching instead.

Oh well.

Dude 132, The second hookup of the day

This morning was a bit action packed.  First I butt-fucked Dude # 121 before 6:00 AM, and I didn't get off (but he did) so I posted on Craislist looking for head.

So, by 8:00 AM, I had screwed one dude, and cummed in another dude's mouth.

Can you say s-l-u-t ?!!

That other guy was Dude #132.  His description, copied from his response: 37 yo. Blond, green 5'11" 190#'s moderately hairy. 6.5 c. Clean

Dude 132

I don't need to go into details, except to say that dude #121 sure has a sweet brown smooth body, and he moans like a bottom should.  He even throws in a few "oh yah, fuck my ass" and "oh god, that feels good."  Again, I was standing on the floor, and he was on his back on the bed with his legs on my shoulders, and he jerked off and came on his stomach while I was fucking him.  Then the cute little bastard pushed me away, and out of his butt hole.  Oh well, I got mine later, so it was all good.  The one remarkable thing about Dude #132 is that he jacked off while sucking me, and I was pretty verbal about when I was cumming, and he got his nut at the same time, spilling sperm all over the blanket under his knees, and a little on the carpet.

While I'm here, I just wanted to say, I got an amazing number of responses to my post this morning.  Usually there is no one up at this hour.

Here's my post:

I want morning head

5' 6", 140lbs, grey/brn, normal average guy. Looking for a good cocksucker to come by or host me, to suck my dick to completion. Prefer skill and experience, but okay to let an amateur practice. I know what I like, you should know what you want. Discretion a must. Definitely no drunks, no pnp. 

Here are all the responses I got:

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:06 AM

From: "H T"

When u wanna do it?

Where in SLC, south I hope!

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:06 AM

From: "ThomasJon *"

Are you looking to host or travel. How hung are you, cut or uncut, disease free and clean?

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:11 AM

From: "morse stagnent"

Hi if you look at my post" looking for top and oral passive guys" sexualy its what im about. I know what i want.i want to be able to suck a nice fat cock for a nice amount of time. And be rewarded with a hot mouth and face full of come.what u want is someone that will slowly and slippery try to deepthroat your nice dick over and over.BUT not this morning im 90 miles from slc.but please keep my email.maybe we can hook up later and get what we both want

Hello 7:12 AM

From: "Ben Dover"

Saw your ad. 55yo mwm 5'4 165. Brown/Blue Beard. Coming into SLC tonight around 11:30pm. Staying by the airport. I'd be available tonight and Monday morning. I suck but don't swallow. Like to take the load on my chest although I have been contemplating a facial. Let me know if you have any interest.

SLC Head 7:17 AM

From: "R Sturgis"

Morning... you get off yet?

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:21 AM

From: "Erito "
Hi there! 28 yo, 5'10" green eyes tan, ddfree and I love to suck cock ! If you wanna play e mail me back.

Hi, I want moring head 7:21 AM

From: "Fred "

HI, i am very interested, i am 38 5'11" 175 brn blue 8 uncut! you? please send face! I must be discreet as well, so we are a good match!

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:24 AM

From: "derrick "

hello.41 ddf 185 lbs or soo .im into sucking dick im very skilled.ilke hung tops and bein on my knees when servicing .

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:24 AM

From: "George T."
Still looking? Stats? Location?
28, 5'7", 165 lbs

Dude #131: Coach

I was interested in sucking dick and posted on CL.

I didn't get much action, but finally a nervous guy said he would come over.  He turned out to be a 31 year-old guy, with a good build and small dick.  It took some effort just to get him hard.  Maybe because he was nervous.  It took more effort to get him to cum, but finally he did.  He didn't touch me the entire time and said only a couple of words.  Afterwords, I e-mailed him and commented that his dick was the perfect size for sucking, and he wrote back, "thanks, that was awesome."

Later, I did some internet investigating, and using his screen name, found out he was a high school wrestling coach.  I found a few pics of him as well, but I won't post them, as much as I'd like to.

P.S.  Some time later, he e-mailed me at 4:30 in the morning:
 
I'm interested in another b&g (blow and go) if you are. The sooner the better

I think he must have been drunk.  Although I responded the next day (at a reasonable hour) I never heard from him again.

Dude #130: Home Alone

The CL Post that I responded to:

Home Alone - 21 (West Jordan)
9:44AM MDT
So I'm home alone and have the day off.. this never happens!
come over and let's get this group started! :)
ME: 5'9'' 160 Ave build vers bottom 7 in uc here..
You: send pics and stats and we'll try to get this started within the hour..
Thanks!

We e-mailed.  He wanted me to come right away and fuck his ass, kiss and cuddle.  What ever.  I went over.  I'm not sure if it was his parent's house, or he shared it with room mates.

A slightly chubby kid, roughly my size, but a bit more doughy answers the door in bathrobe and underwear.

We go to his messy bedroom, he blows me, we strip, I jerk him a bit.  I face fuck him, then I get the condom and lube and I proceed to pound his butt, while he is lying face down and I'm on top of his back.  At the end, he's moaning and bucking back on my cock and grinding it all around and shit.

Speaking of shit.......

Afterwords, the condom was nasty, as was my dick above it and even some of my pubes.   Ugh.  Gross.

 I had to wash in his bathroom sink, soap and water, then shower again once I got home.

Shouldn't someone be teaching these kids how to clean out their young holes?  Perhaps one day there will be a sex ed course in community college or something.

Well, as someone once told me.  Sex is messy.

Dude #129: The Glory Hole

After sucking off College Giant, I was now extra horny, and had a big wet spot in my boxers, even leaking through to my jeans.

I answered a post on CL, and ended up driving to Riverton, as I had another errand out there anyway, and getting my dick sucked through a home made glory hole.


I walked in the front door of a house.  The coat closet near the entryway had a sheet hanging up over the doorway, with a one-foot vertical slit in it.  Kind of a big linen vagina.


I dropped my jeans and boxers, stuck my dick in the slot and received a pretty decent blow job.  No words were really exchanged.  I made some yummy noises, and said a few "yah, suck my dick" and "oh, that's good" comments, and right near the end, I said "you want my cum?" To which the answer was a full mouthed "Ummm Hmmmmm."

I didn't know anything about the head and mouth on the other side of the sheet, except I think it's head was shaved, or at least close cropped.

After about 12 minutes of nice sucking I unloaded and I think he/she/it pulled off and he worked my load out by hand, but I can't be sure.  I know he did lick the last pearls of milk off the sensitive tip, as he milked the last of my cum from my deflating dick.

I pulled up my pants and headed for the door.  Anonymous relief.  Ahhhh.


(later we had a brief e-mail exchange.  He claimed to be from Idaho, and house sitting for a friend, so it looks like this won't be a regular thing.)

Dude 128: College Giant

Was quick and hot.  I thought a regular was coming to suck me off, but it didn't happen.  I posted on CL that I wanted dick.  Got this back.

hey man...good looking, in shape, tall, 32 yo guy here, very discrete, clean, ddf looking for a nice BJ today let me know if you are serious and looking can send a pic as well.

Long story short, the guy shows up, and he wasn't kidding.  Tall like 6'5"  He didn't look that fit, but once I had his pants around his ankles and my hand up his shirt, I felt his hard body.  Despite his tall stature and big feet, his cock wasn't that big  Not that much bigger than mine.  It was nicely shaped, cut and framed by just the right amount of black bush.

I sucked him while he was standing for a few minutes, then sitting for a few minutes and he warned me of impending cum to come, and gasped. Moaned. Spurted.  I kept it in my mouth until he was through.  I wish now I would have swallowed.  As I spit it onto the towel I got a chance to taste it.  Not bad, actually flavorless and not a huge amount either.  Rats.  Maybe next time.

He e-mailed later.  Wants to do it again.  Hahaha.  Cool.

Dude #127: Kubla Kahn

The pic he sent me.  Didn't look bad.

I had been chatting with a 34 year old guy in Park City.  He was almost begging me to come up.  He described himself as Asian, of Mongolian descent. What finally convinced me was to drive up there was this statement:

its just a matter of 21 mins drive uphill - kiss embrace give you a blowjob ....if it works ...will give you on regular basis ... CAN YOU CUM ? RIGHT AWAY ?


Ahhh.  Finally.  Someone who will give me a blow job.

I drive all the way up there and find the small condo.  The guy who answers the door, indeed looks like a Mongolian herdsman, and I'm not attracted, but who cares, because I am going to get a bj.

We go upstairs and strip down to our underwear.  We roll around on the bed for a bit.  I have no desire whatsoever to kiss.  There's some groping.  I have no desire whatsoever to suck his dick, and I keep trying to guide him to suck mine.  Finally, he goes down on me and sucks for exactly 60 seconds.  It's not great, then he pulls off, and whispers in my ear.  "you like to fuck?"

Another photo he sent me.  It should have
been a clue.

Oh man.  Not this again.

I tell him I don't bottom.  He says he will bottom
I tell him I don't have a condom.  He says he has one.
Lube?  Yes, he has lube.

Okay, I'll fuck your ass. (it HAS to be better than that half-assed blow job.)

He lays on his stomach.  I climb on, and it wasn't too bad.  I think the key to successful topping for me is to climb on, try to just get off within 5 minutes and call it good.  It's when I try to prolong things that everything falls apart.

I did exactly that that with Kubla Kahn.




I Climb on.  Get a nice rythm.  I lay on his back, using rocking pelvic motions, and steady strokes, work myself into a nice orgasm, then cum in the condom and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

(And for the cou' de grace.  A dirty condom to toss in the trash. Yuk.)

Dude #126: The Rain Man

Have you ever had sex with an autistic person?  Me neither, until a half hour ago.
I don't know where to start, this is all so fucking weird.
I responded to this post, mostly because of the pictures.  If you looked up geek or nerd in the dictionary, there wouldn't be more appropriate photos.  God I hope he posts again so I can get another crack at those photos.  He was a geeky nerd, but a cute geeky nerd, and smallish too.

This is Ernie from My Three Sons
but he kind of looked like this.

 Here's the post:
> interracial finger and bb - m4m - 38 (Rose Park, Your Place)
> Reply to: pers-y2a3c-2005635296@craigslist.org
> Still looking to finger and bareback, interracial. You must host AND live in the ROSE PARK AREA.
> I am white, slender, brn/grn, five foot nine, 140 pounds, 6" cut.
> No smoking, drinking, drugs or disease. No HIV! I expect the same.
> Please send stats, your age, and pictures of your body with a face picture included.
>


Well, I hit him back.  This was on a Thursday, and we played some e-mail tag, and decided to set something up for Saturday at 10:30 AM  He wanted to bare-back, but I later said I didn't want to bareback, and he agreed.

I have GOT to STOP that shit.  I know.

So, Saturday at 10:AM he hit me and asked if I wanted to meet up, in the parking lot of the local supermarket.

Actor Charles Martin Smith from
American Graffiti

When he showed up, I wasn't sure if it was a joke or what.  Had this guy gone to costume shop, and purchased a geek costume?  He was actually on a bicycle.  With a basket.


He had on jeans, and the pant legs were 4 inches above the tops of his shoes, exposing much of his white socks, and he was wearing a kind of dirty white t-shirt that was tucked in his pants.

For a while, I thought it truly was some kind of hip-trendy fashion statement, seriously more of a costume than clothes.

That was until he made eye contact, looked away and told me his name.  I knew there was something going on.  This guy wasn't dressing geeky-nerdy by choice, God made him that way.


He agreed to meet me back at my house, only a block away, after checking me out, and so I drove home, and he took a different route, on his bike.  We met in the driveway, and came in the back door.

We put his bike inside the house, and entered the kitchen.  I just blurted out, "do you have Asberger's syndorme or something?"

Barry Livingston again (Ernie)

What the fuck was I supposed to do?  Pretend the guy was a trendy but normal nerd?

He told me he had autism.  Okay.  Fine.  I can deal with that.  I have a cousin with autism.
I'll skip every little detail, but here are some highlights.  We fooled around in the bedroom, not the living room.

His underpants were horribly dirty looking, at least horribly stained.  He hadn't bathed or showered before he came over.  I sucked his dick anyway.


He said he didn't want to get fucked after all, although he had trouble verbalizing.  Finally he divulged he was interested in fingering me, with gloves and lube.  I happened to have both, so I figured why not.

He was very gentle, but in the end, he sensed my discomfort and we elected to stop.

Next, he said he would like to get fingered with glove and lube, so we did some of that.  I asked if he liked the blow job?  Not really.

Ok.

Then, contrary to what he said earlier, the said he wanted to try some stuff with the condom.  I asked if that meant he wanted me to fuck him while wearing a condom, because I surely was NOT going to bottom for him.

He lost eye contact, and then handed me the condom.

By now, I had gone quite soft, so I had to  blow him some more just to get aroused.  I managed to get the condom on and after much effort I was hard enough to fuck.

First it was with him bent over the bed.  It was going pretty well, so I asked if he wanted to try it on his back.  He did.

That went okay, but wasn't as stimulating as the other way, so I asked him to get on his hands and knees.  He did, and then it all went to hell.  I couldn't get hard enough.

Finally, I was able to stuff my semi back in his ass and fuck some more, but I know I had lost it.  I finally gave up, and told him I was though fucking.

Did he want me to blow him?  Jack him off?

Then he announces he want's to do some rimming.

Okay.  What ever.  We use a wet washcloth to remove the lube from my butt, left behind from the previous fingering experiment, and I spread out the towel and get on all fours.  With head down, ass up,  I could see rain man  though my legs, jacking off, and then he takes a few swipes at my pucker with his tongue.

I just went for it and started to jack off, hoping he would get better.  I could see it was making his dick rock hard, although it wasn't doing a whole hell of a lot for me.

He licked, and probed, and jacked.  I was watching from underneath, and whacking my own weasel, and then I started to feel pretty good, and all of a sudden he cummed all over the towel.  I reached my own climax a moment later and unload on the towel as well.

Dressing was awkward, and I put on my boxers and fled to the bathroom where I washed my hands.  When I returned he was just about dressed, and I suggested he use the bathroom to wash his hands.

He took me up on the offer.

I said, let's go down and get your bike, and helped him out the door with it.  I said good bye, and he again broke eye contact and rode away.

Fuck that was weird.

Dude #125: Not much to tell

Chunky Latin dude came over this morning and sucked me off.  Well, sort of.  he wouldn't stay focused on my cock, and kept pulling off, I ended up having to whack it to get off.

Fucker.

Dude #124:Lean young azz

Wham bam.  What the fuck?

That was fast.

Here's the short Craigslist post and following e-mail exchange:

> quickie - 25
> Date: 10-12, 2:15PM MDT
> Reply to: pers-tjtuw-2004575754@craigslist.org

>
> I need a dick in my tight ass asap in sugarhouse I'm 510 brown hair 150 lbs dd free you be to. You must host let's do this in 2 emails or less

> I can hook you up. I don't have a real big dick though.  I can host.
>
> I'm over 40, salt and pepper hair, 5'6" and 141 lbs. DDF. Good shape.

A half hour goes by, and I find his response in my SPAM folder:

Do you wann still hook up?

Sure I want to hook up.  Your e-mail to me was in my spam folder.  You mentioned in your post I must host, and I can, but I'm kind of far from Sugarshouse....9th W and 7th S.

15 minutes go by and I get this e-mail

I'm at 700 w and 300 south where do I go?

Talk about impulsive.  I didn't even know he wanted to come over, and he's on his way, blocks from my house!

 I'm at 900 W and 700 So.  You gotta be west of the freeway.  900 W is a major street here.  I'm close to the corner.  What r u driving?

White mustang old body.

I gotta be quick though. I suck you hard you fuck til u bust.

I was going to add more, but he appeared in my driveway moments later.  I opened the front door and saw him in the drivers seat of his beat up Mustang. We made eye contact.  I gestured that he was a the right house, and he gestured he'd be right in.

Nice looking scruffy skinny toned muscle dude, wearing sorta baggy gangsta clothes and a beanie.  He wasn't 5'10".  He was maybe 5'7" or 5'8".  I took off my pants and sat on the couch.  He wasted no time and got me hard quick.  I pulled off his shirt because I wanted to see his taught body.  I wasn't disappointed.  Young, lean and not an ounce of fat. 

I'll bet he didn't take more than a minute sucking my cock, and I said. "I'm ready if you are."

"Oh, I'm ready!" and he got off his knees and pulled down his pants and red thong bikini in one fell swoop.  He didn't even take off his shoes, just dropped trou, bent over the couch and offered up his tiny butt hole, which was nestled between two hard-as-rock butt cheeks.  He spread them for me with his hand, his head up against the back of the couch.  I've never seen anyone that eager to get fucked.

I lubed up and pushed in.  He moaned.  His demeanor suddenly changed from rough-around-the edges-street tough to whimpering butt boy.

(You may have noticed that I didn't mention putting on a condom.  Again. Fuck!  What's wrong with me???)

I slowly thrust in and out.  In and out.  He whimpered and gasped with each thrust.  I liked it.  I liked it a lot.  It didn't take too long for me to get into a rythm and pretty soon I was climaxing.  Too soon.  I told him I was close, and should I slow down so I could fuck him longer?

"No, just do it.  Just cum, but pull out, okay?"

I fucked some more, slowly at first, and I notices my dick was a little ....um......dirty.  Geeze.

I pulled out, so I could wipe it off with the handy nearby towel.  He thought I was finished and went to get up.

Oh, no you don't tiger!  I told him I wasn't finished yet and pushed my cock back in his lubed butt hole.

Again the gasp.

Again the moaning.  This sent me over the edge.  I pulled my dick out just before I spilled my wad, and rubbed it to completion just above his lightly hairy ass crack.

When I finished dumping my crystal white cum on his lilly white back, I used the towel to wipe it up.  I thanked the kid and told him where the bathroom was, if he wanted to get cleaned up.

He went in and did something.   When he came out, he put his shirt back on, and gathered up his hoodie and beanie in a pile and bailed out the door.

I really don't need the neighbors seeing the parade of young men coming out of my house half dressed. 

I guess I forgot to mention that I sucked off my Asian buddy earlier this morning.

Man.  What an unpaid whore I've become!!

The photo above?  I'm not sure if that's him or not.  I googled his e-mail address and found it linked to a MYSPACE account from some kid with a different name, and supposedly in Wisconsin.  Also the face attached to the ass I just fucked had a scruffy beard.

Dude #123: Al Bundy blows me at the Amtrak station

What a freaking slut I am.

I'm in San Diego, visiting family after doing a small job here, and have to take the train to LA so I can spend some time with my Mom.

Just for fun, I post on Craigslist, that maybe someone wants to suck me off on the train, or maybe the train station.

Much to my surprise, some dude is interested.

Long story short, I just got sucked off by some older guy (okay, maybe not that old, 5 years older than me) in the uber stinky train station bathroom, handicapped stall to be exact.

Not much to tell, we spotted each other in the train station waiting area, he scouted around and decided that the men's room was the only option. "Al Bundy"  went in first, and I followed a minute later. He sat on the throne, I dropped my jeans and he sucked me for about 10 minutes and I blew my wad in his mouth. He got up, boner in his pants and spit the gob in the toilet.

Ahhh, relief. Pretty nice bj too. No teeth, minimal suction, and lots of good tongue.  I hadn't really had the opportunity to jack off at my family's place, due to lack of privacy.

Now, I'm riding the rails, stress free and relaxed, on my way to LA.

Dude #122: Hotel Head

So, I'm in San Diego for work.  We're only going to be here a day, I'm with a small contingent of co-workers and we are staying at this complex near the beach.  I wake up very early, and check out the local Craigslist posts.  Finally, I decide to post something myself.

I only get two responses, after all, it's like 6AM, and still dark outside.  The first is a 35 year old dude, he send a face pic, but I wasn't moved to respond back to him, then 10 minutes later, a kid hits me back.  He didn't give his age, but I'm guessing he's like 20 and latino.  Cute photo.

(Later I find out he's actually 29!)

I say sure, come to the hotel, if you can be quick.  He says he can be here in 20 minutes.  Cool.  I jump in the shower, and it's more like 35 minutes, but he shows up and knocks lightly on the door.

Cute little fucker.  My height and about my size, blue jeans and a t-shirt.

I welcome him inside, and he asks where do I want to do this.  I said I'd like to get on the bed, and he's cool with that.

"Mind if I leave my clothes on?"  He asks.

Sure, what ever you want.  I was secretly disappointed, because I just knew under those clothes was the smooth young brown body.

But, I'm not going to get all upset if some cute kid want's to suck my lilly white dick while fully dressed.

The kid was good.  Slow at first, savoring my dick.  I copped a feel under his shirt and coo'd encouragement.  Every once in a while, he'd look up to see the expression on my face.  "you like it?"  He asked a couple of times.

He started really getting into it, and pulled off to lick my balls or what ever a few times.

Again he looked at me, right in the eyes and asked, "where do you want to cum?"

"In your mouth," I replied, and he quickly nodded and went back to work.  It was so matter-of-fact, like he's just asked me if I wanted "paper or plastic?"

He brought me to the brink, and I was just about to blow, and he pulled off again.  I let him know I was right on the edge, so he popped my dick back in his mouth and took me to Cumtown.

Oh, that nice feeling of letting loose in someones mouth!  He was good at giving me just enough stimulation, but not too much.  I stayed in his mouth the entire orgasm, and then some.  Finally, over stimulated, I pulled out, and he looked me in the eyes again, but this time with a mouth full of my jizz.

"There's a bathroom there, you can clean up in," I said as I pointed the way.

He made his way there and spit my gob in the the sink.

I pulled on my boxers and thanked him.  He thanked me.  I went for the handshake, he went for the hug.  We did both.

As he opened the door and was about to leave, I noticed he was in his stocking feet.

"Did you have shoes on when you came?"  I asked.

"Oh yah!" he said, and retrieved them from the foot of the bed, then out the door he went.

Dude #121 Beautiful Native American Guy

I was sitting around, really thinking more about jacking off than sex, but for shits and grins, I looked at the Craigslist.


Smooth bottom - 29 (Salt Lake )
7:40PM MDT
Reply to: pers-ysagu-198087XXX@craigslist.org

What's up!
I'm twenty nine, five ten, one hundred fifty pounds, smooth and slim. I'm looking for a guy who can host. If you are a visitor even better! I have a fetish for the older, masculine, business man type. I'm not too masculine but not feminine either so just throwing that out there to give you an idea about myself.  If interested send me a message and I can send you some pics. Looking for sooner rather than later.

Long story short, a hot skinny smooth native american kid showed up at my door.  Dressed in black designer track pants and black long sleeve T-shirt he looked kinda "gangsta" but turned out to be a little femmy.  He was all about kissing and what not.   There was a little foreplay, I sucked his uncut dick, which was a tiny bit bigger than mine.  We grinded and I got hard as fuck.

Speaking of fuck,  that's exactly what we did.

First I stuck in finger in his tight ass to get him opened up, and he was laying in a weird sideways, angle on the bed, but after putting on a rubber, and applying more lube I stuck my hard dick in his butt just the same.

I finally got tired of that and rolled him over on his face, pulled his hips up and drove it home again.  We fucked like that for awhile.  He was good! Lots of moaning and shit.   A token "oh my god, your cock feels good."

A few minutes later and I had him on his back on the edge of the bed.  I was standing on the floor and poking his ass with my cock again.  His legs were spread out in a 'Y' and he grabbed his dick with one hand, and my chest hair with the other.  He told me I was hot.  Nice kid.

With no warning what soever, he moaned and let a jet of cum fly across his stomach.  A few more bursts came out, and left him with a nice puddle on his skinny brown abdomen.

I continued to fuck him until he sort of forced my dick out of his ass.

"Can I fuck you some more,  or are you through?" I asked.

He wanted to take a break, but I said let's just do it another time.  I have to work early tomorrow, and didn't want this to go on all night.

I pointed him to the bathroom for clean up, and while he was gone, I jacked my still hard dick and came into the towel I had standing by.  (I'm prepared when I'm in my own place Buddy!)

It was okay.  It just illustrates that I have trouble cumming with a condom on.  I guess that's the price we must pay, if we want young ass.