An embarrassing thing happened....

Guest blogger B, who is one of my e-mail confidants, asked me if I knew about "shea butter".   In an e-mail he said:

"I was thinking of something you might want to try. I read about Shea butter and how rubbing your dick with it, helps soften the head and can help with sensitivity. I've done it for a week and I noticed after the FIRST day. I can still last a long time or rub one out relatively quicker while topping it getting a BJ. You should try it. I put some in a condom, get hard, put the condom on and just massage it. My dick absorbs it and I repeat a few more times or until the lotion stops absorbing. Repeat the next day. Serious - it's helped me. You should consider trying it, I'm very not kidding. I'm kind of impressed with some newly re-awakened sensitivity. Nuff said."

So I did some research on Shea butter, and it also led me on a tangent about early circumcision (I'm cut) and loss of penis head sensitivity as a result.

I decided to try my friend's Shae butter idea, but thought that wearing a condom all day to act as a temporary foreskin might be a good idea too.  I would kill two birds with one stone.

Here's what happened (as described in an e-mail report back to my friend.)

Yes, this is actually me and my embarrassing
filled condom with rubber band contraption.

"So Sunday, I went on a quest to find shea butter.  It wasn't hard to find, and I brought it home and did like my other buddy suggested used a condom.  Unlike him however, that slippery condom was not gonna stay on my small cock!

I finally got a rubber band to fit just under the crown on my dick head and hold it into place, without cutting off the circulation.

At least I thought so.

Later in the day I felt a sensation in my pants, and sure enough, the condom had come off.

But where?????

It wasn't in my boxers and it wasn't in my shorts.

I finally found it in my driveway.  It came off when I walked from the back door to the front yard to change the sprinkler.

Undeterred, I tried it again on Monday, and it was working pretty well.  I thought I would just keep it on as long as possible....sort as an artificial foreskin while moisturizing at the same time.

Things were great around the house for a few hours, and I kept it on while I went to the optometrist for an eye exam and to pick out new glasses.  Actually I forgot all about it!

I forgot all about it until, the final stage of my transaction with the young lady fitting my glasses and taking payment.

I got that old familiar feeling while sitting in the chair.

I though to myself, fuck no!  This can't be happening!  I wasn't really sure if it had fallen off.  I checked the floor around me but didn't see it.

I desperately wanted to stick my hands in my pants to check, but there was no way without being obvious.

When I got to the car, I carefully checked my dick.  The lotion filled condom was GONE.  Again, I checked my boxers and shorts.

Nothing.

So, I checked my walk from the front door to the car and still nothing.  I knew it had to be in the store somewhere.

I was so fucking embarrassed I did NOT go in and check.  I just got the hell out of there.

I know someone will find, (I'm sure has already found) that condom on the floor, filled with white creamy stuff and fucking FREAKED OUT.

I'm so embarrassed that they will all be staring at me now when I go to pick up my glasses next week.

Well, Guest Blogger B, had the following to say:

Holy crap man.. Your response made me laugh my ass off. I read it 2-3 times and just was rolling.

When I did the cream, I put it in the condom and play with it absorbing the lotion 1-2 times a day. Keep rubbing until the lotion was being absorbed. All in all, I take 20-30 minutes total. I did fall asleep with the condom on but only once, and there was very little lotion left. Normally I just rub the lotion in. I'm only hard cause I'm playing with myself.

Hearing of you losing a condom full of Shea butter is just absolutely amazing and funny to me - I'm not laughing at you. Just so damn funny. Was really a very cute story.  Hehe.

So when do you go back for your glasses?  I'm waitingfor the conclusion to the story, ROLF!

You're a funny man :)
Your  story should be printed in your blog as a side story, maybe just using the email you sent me. That was so damn funny.

Well Guest Blogger B.....here it is.  I guess I can always remove it if I turn too many shades of red.

Oh, I forgot to mention.  My glasses were ready a few days later, and I went to pick them up.  THANK GOD the afternoon/evening shift was entirely new people. Not a single employee was the same, and luckily nobody handed me a brown envelope containing a lotion filled condom, with a note that said  "Sir, I think you forgot this on your last visit" which is what I feared.