I really fucked up.
I saw this post:
love to provide oral to comp - 39 (sandy)
and made arrangements for the guy to come over and do his thing, at like 7:30AM. I told him to come to the corner, then call me and I would tell him which house was mine. At 7:45 he was 15 minutes late, so , I made a test call to my secret hook up phone,
I was so goddam mad (and horny) that I threw the fucking phone against the wall, and it came apart in about 10 different pieces, and even bent the battery.
I tried to e-mail the guy and profusely apologize, over and over again, but I heard nothing from him until noon.
In the meantime, I was horny, but it was getting late, and I had work to do, so I posted, looking for head, and started working from home. I got nothing for over an hour. Finally a 56 year old guy in Sandy said he could help me out, but by that time, it was 10 AM, and I had to get going. I was going to just run a quick work related errand, go into the office, then head to Sandy for some relief, but then I got to the office, got stuck and couldn't leave.
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| Sandy Man #2 Looked like Dr. Sydney Freidman from MASH |
I e-mailed Sandy man, told him the situation, and he invited me over after work. So, long story short, I got my dick sucked about 7PM.
It wasn't bad. It wasn't great. Was kind of cool he was jacking himself off like crazy and came (cummed?) all over the floor while sucking me, then still had the decency to suck my load out afterwords. (afterward?) 12hours late, but better late than never, right?
Update.
A day or two later, I e-mailed the original Sandy Man. The one who most likely (yet to be confirmed) drove all the way out here, and most likely (yet to be confirmed) tried to call me only to find out I had let my phone expire, and then had to either go back home or go to work (yet to be confirmed.)
Sandy man said "no hard feelings" and he' would give me another shot. I gave him my address. None of this "drive to the empty lot, then call" business.
He was on his way.
I waited. A half hour. 45 Minutes. I e-mailed.
Nothing.
An hour passed. An hour and a half. I e-mailed again, telling him I deserved to be jacked around like that . I fucked with him, now he fucked with me. After two hours, I had to go to work. Good one. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
He wrote back several hours later. "Oh, I wouldn't do that. I'm not that kind of person, I had to help a friend who crashed her car on the freeway".
I would have been more satisfied if I knew he was fucking with me, than to wonder if he was just another CL flake, making up excuses. Did he even attempt to come over the first day? I'll never know.
Why does searching for a simple blow job leave me questioning humanity?
Jack! Sweet man, you bring out the copy editor in me ;-) I see the word 'cummed' fairly often and it always seems wrong to me. In my grammar, the past tense of 'to cum' is 'came'. And 'afterward' is correct. In several American dialects 'afterward' is pronounced 'afterwards' but is nonetheless spelled without the articulated final 's'. 'Afterword' applies to a text appended to a larger work, serving a similar function to a foreword.
ReplyDeleteDon't you find yourself questioning humanity about a great many things?
Well Red, I'm not sure I agree, although I found this on the internet:
ReplyDeleteCum: Verb
cum (third-person singular simple present cums, present participle cumming, simple past came, or less commonly: cummed, past participle came, cum, or uncommonly: cummed)
(slang) To have an orgasm, to feel the sensation of an orgasm; to ejaculate.
Most English speakers know the past tense for "come" is "came"
Just because "cum" sounds like "come" does not necessarily mean the past tense of "cum" will also be "came."
The simple rule of added "ed" to the ending of the root word to make it into a past tense verb seems more appropriate. Why turn the verb "cum" into yet another bastardized irregular verb. We already have enough of those.