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Friday, August 12, 2011

What a fucking waste.  You know, most guys from CL are nice guys and some are just plain old fucking WEIRD!

Here's the post I saw on Craigslist:

Any Cock 4 a BJ - m4m - 50 (host, n.valley)

Date: 2011-08-12, 10:16AM MDT

Reply to: pers-9rxpx-2543143890@craigslist.org 

Any cock, any size, any age as long as it cums, deepthroat and swallow

or cum on my face, fast or take your time, my place, private, clean,

discrete. Send stats and pic if serious, me- 6½ cut, 170 lbs, ddf

 And thus started the e-mail exchange:

You blowing dudes? I'm not hung. Your age. Clean, no stds or
anything. Discreet.

Yes to BJ, 50 yr, std free, discrete now is good, size not a problem
just means I can get your nuts in my mouth too

Well, where are you at? I just got out of the shower an hour ago, and
would love a pre lunch BJ. I'm west of downtown and can travel
pretty quick. You suck to completion? I take about 15 minutes and
then like to bust in the mouth.

Sounds good, still have to wash it when you get here, I suck till you
cum, most of it in my mouth, now is good. 853w elm tree place (900n)
#???, door will be open, I do it with only a t shirt on, say yes if ok

Sounds good to me. I'll be there in 10-15 min. I'm close. Twink or
college porn is good if you got any, if not that's cool too.

Waiting with my own hardon

I get there and "Phil" is a scrawny old fucker.  He didn't look the 170 lbs he advertised, more like 150, and he was 6' tall at least.  

The place smelled of ciggy smoke.  Fuck.  He asked to see my cock, then approved to go on to the next step.  I was led to the bathroom where he washed my dink  in the sink, using a washcloth.  I felt like I was three years old again.  Really, I know how to wash my own cock!

Back in the living room I go to sit on the worn sofa, and he tells me I have to stand.  I went to rest my hand on his shoulder for balance.

"Oh, you can't touch my shoulder...."

I can't remember the reason.  Surgery?  Injury?  Maybe his skeleton would just pop through the skin.

Not him, but close.

He sucked me and I got hard quickly.  About 5 seconds of good bj, then pull off and whisker stubble and shit rubbing my dick head.  Another 5 seconds of BJ then some other weird shit.  This went on for two minutes or so, and he asks if I'm close.

I grabbed my boxers and said, "you know, it's not going to work out, thanks anyway" 

"Oh come on man, you looked like you were close!" He cried.

Some more begging from him while I got dressed as fast as I could and I bolted.

Fuck.  What a waste of time.  At least he wasn't far away.