Oh god. Diseased.

I've been putting off writing this post, but the story must be told.

I went to the Salt Lake Valley Health Center, where they do STD testing.  I've been gong every 6 months, routinely since I started hooking up with anonymous guys on Craigslist.  This time went just like all the others, except when we were almost through, the nurse examined my penis, and said she saw a secretion in my pee hole.  She grabbed a glass microscope slide and drug it across my piss slit.  Honestly, there was not enough moisture there to make much of a smear, in fact it was kind of dry, and although I wouldn't call it painful (I'm such a woos) it was at least uncomfortable as she drug the smooth dry glass across my little guys slit..

After someone examined the slide, she returned to tell me that they found white blood cells in the smear.  This was an indication of some kind of infection.  Probably wasn't gonorrhea  but  probably was chlamydia.

WHAT!!!  REALLY????  WHAT ???? CHLAMYDIA !!!!!

She said the chances of if being something else was VERY slim....but it could be some other type of sexually transmitted bacterial infection.

FUCK!!

FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!

She gave me a prescription for a heavy dose of Antibiotics, and sent the slide, along with all my other stuff to the lab.  The conclusive results would be back in one week.

In the meantime, I could tell any partners, so they could seek testing/treatment or I could wait for the results.  In any case I was to take the antibiotics and not have sexual contact with ANYONE for 7 days.  She reiterated 3 times.......NO SEX FOR SEVEN DAYS!

Okay, for fuck sakes, I could do that.

About 24 hours later, after much lamenting, I decided to tell everyone I had sexual contact with, in the last 45 days, about this finding.

It wasn't fucking easy either, and I got little if no support from  "the guys" but then, I couldn't really blame them.  We may all be in the same boat, but I'm sure they thought I put us there.....actually I KNEW that one of them had given it to me.  I didn't know exactly who, but I didn't get this on my own.

Well, I took the antibiotics, and started feeling nauseous.   Then I had diarrhea for two hours, and finally took a nap for an hour, and generally felt like shit the rest of the night.  At least I was clean again.  That strong dose of antibiotics would have killed the Elephant Flu, if there was such a thing.

Well, my week goes by, and I call the clinic, and ask for my test results.

Negative.

NEGATIVE????  !!!

WHAT --  THE --  FUCK--????

I was put through hell, and lost all my regular hook up buds for a false alarm??

So, this has been a real learning experience for me.  It taught me that it would suck to have an STD.  I started thinking about my options.  I seriously considered becoming celibate again.  In my week long clinic imposed sentence of self pleasure, I discovered that masturbation no longer holds enough interest to get me through.  Once I've tasted the sweet pleasure of getting head from another guy, it's tough to go back to the ho-hum left hand alone.   Even porn gets me salivating to experience the oral delights of another guys tongue.

More to come..........

Dude 154. Visitor Head.

Blowjob, sweet blowjob.

This went just as planned.  I posted an ad in CL.  "Suck my smaller dick"  Several gusa hit me back, but one said he was close by, at the airport and would head over.

He was young looking for his stated 43 years of age.  Handsome, with "Dick York" hair, parted on the side.  He was slim and trim.  Probabally more so than me even.

He got on his knees and waited for my pants to drop, and me to sit down.

Immeatiately I knew I had a good cocksucker on my hands.  Even though my dick was especially soft this morning (maybe I'm coming down with "erectile dysfunction") his blow job felt great from the get go.

I was actually worried, because 5 minutes into this fantastic blow job, I still was not hard.

Finally, my semi flacid cock cooperated and went full mast, and my cock sucker started making "yummy" noises.  Who can blame him.  Ever sucked a limp dick?  It's not the best.

So, The Denver Cock Sucker gave me an excellent hoover job, and when I started to cum, I meekly said "I'm cumming" .  He went to town, and I kind of had to hold him back.  He choked and gagged a little, but he brought it on himself, as he impaled his face onto my dick.

When I finally released his head, he looked at me with watery eyes, and a trail of something (slobber? cum?) trailing down his chin.

"I enjoyed your work" he said.

"You did all the work." I chuckled.....barely being able to form sentences as I came down from my post orgasmic bliss.

Denver cleaned up and left.  He said he came to town every six weeks or so, and would look me up next time.

I really doubt he will, but I can dream, can't I ?

Dude 153 Unhappy ending

I posted on CL.  Within 15 minutes, I had 3 offers.

I thought I was pretty clear.  The main objective was to blow me and let me CUM IN YOUR MOUTH.

Well, I guess Maui Jim didn't read the fine print.  He came over, and was quick about it. (Bonus points.)

He started out on his knees and did blow me (more bonus points)  Then he started with the spitty hand job.  As the minutes ticked by, it was less and less mouth, more and more hand.

At one point I said "Dude, I don't think a hand job is gonna get me off" and he resumed my BJ.  Actually his technique was great......when he practiced it.

Finally, I cummed.  But I announced I was going to cum, and he promptly pulled off and finished me by hand. (All bonus point removed! Full demerits!)

As I was spewing,  Maui Jim jerked his own fat cock, and blew his wad onto the waiting blanket at his knees.

Thanks.  Thanks.  Aloha means good bye.

Dude 152 Spanky

This morning, Surfer Hottie was supposed to blow me.  I had a feeling he would flake out, and sure enough, he did.

I found a kid on Craigslist.  He posted  "Younger, looking for older."

I've responded to these before.  I don't usually get a response back, and to be quite frank, I'm pretty sure they are all just scams to get my fake e-mail address and send me more spam.

What ever.

Well, much to my surprise, the kid hits me back.  He's interested, he likes sucking dick, but he is in Provo.  He sends me his photo right away, and he's cute.  A bit chubby.


Lots of back and forth E-mails, but finally, he shows up here, 2 hours, twenty minutes after the initial response.  For me, that's a long time.  Usually Craigslist is all about "I'm horny now, you're horny now, let's get together and relieve each other NOW."  At least that's how it is for me.


So "Spanky" comes over, and although he claims to have showered, there's still a little funk to him.  Maybe it's just a fat guy funk.  His hair is nice and soft though.  Another thing I notice about him is he heats up quickly.  Just a few minutes on my dick, and I could feel the body temperature radiate from him.

He had a small dick, turtled up and shrunk in a patch of auburn pubes.  At least he didn't shave.  He blew me for about five minutes, and his dick sprang to life.  Still not huge, but worth taking a taste of.  I blew him for awhile  and it fit nicely in my mouth.  It was all white, pink and red and very much all american boy looking.

Pic he sent me of his butt.

We took turns blowing each other, and he declined my offer to "top" him.  He had mentioned he was a "versatile bottom" so I thought he might want that.  I'm glad he didn't.  I doubt he had made the correct preparations  and he had a typical "fat guy" ass that I find it difficult to get into anyway.

So, yah.  We took turns sucking each other.  He edged quite quickly, and of course I took forever.

Finally, I was aroused enough to finish jacking myself off, while blowing Spanking at the same time.  He gasped he was getting close, and I just kept sucking,  "mmmm-huh" I managed to say, even though I had a mouth full of young dick.

I could feel myself getting close, so I beat my own dick furiously and tried to back off of Spanky's.  "Okay, here it comes....."  he said, but nothing came for another full minute.  I'm glad because although my own orgasm was close, it wasn't there yet.

Spanky then let loose a torrent of cum in my mouth, and that was what brought me over the edge.  As I felt his dick pulse, and tasted semen in the back of my mouth, I felt the oh familiar wonderful waves of pleasure crest over me, and I unloaded my wad on Spanky's leg.

I swirled around the cum in my mouth to enhance the experience.  He had long crested and was getting sensitive  and wanted out, but I was determined to get myself off before I would give back his dick.

And when it was over, there I was with a disgusting wad of cum in my mouth.  I grabbed the handy towel, and spit it out.  Next, I wiped up the mess I had made on his leg.

We cleaned up in separate bathrooms, and had to change my shirt, as it had cum all over it.

Spanky didn't waste much time in heading for the door.  I'm glad.  I didn't want to hang out and bake cookies or anything.

It wasn't as good as Surfer Hottie, but it was something.

Dude 151 Secret bathroom suck off

Brilliant!

I was going to West Jordan to sign some papers.  Last time I went there, I decided to hit the Craigslist to see if there was some south valley cock sucking to be had.  Although that time, all I got was the run around, I once again checked out CL before I left home.

I responded to one post, but figured it wouldn't pan out.  Some 25 year old kid, sucking dick.

Much to my surprise, he was interested.  Not only that, he sent a photo and he was hot!

I told him I'd hit him back after I signed my papers at the title company.  He said okay.

Once again, I was skeptical.  25-year-olds usually flake.  This guy didn't flake.

He said he couldn't host but knew of someplace to go.  It was an office building he works in sometimes and had a private bathroom with a locking door.

Bu-bu-bu Bingo!  We e-mailed and he directed me to a building where he met me at the back door, and then, steered me to the bathroom, told me to go in and wait.  I did as instructed, but used the time to rinse off my cock, as one of my regular buddies had already sucked me a little earlier this morning.
(Another 20-something kid, although this morning I didn't get off, I only got him off.

Is it rude to let your anonymous hookup taste your regular hookup on your cock?  I think it may be bad form, so that's why the bathroom cock washing.)

Anyway, back to the story.  The new kid on the block comes back and into the office building bathroom and I drop trou, and he drops to his knees.  He gave me an nice wonderful BJ.  I cummed in record time.

It was a little difficult as I was standing and I tend to get weak-knees when I cum, and also, we didn't exactly discuss WHERE I was allowed to cum.

Since I let him kneel on my leather bomber jacket, I was a little worried he might pull off and finish me by hand, which would have showered my jacked with sperm, but my fears were put to rest, when I started moaning, and he sucked with even more fervor, and then I announced I was cumming, and he grabbed my butt and pulled my spasming cock even deeper into his mouth.

I unloaded my nuts, and I'm pretty sure he swallowed, although he later rinsed his mouth in the sink.

I caught my breath, put on my shoes and jacket, gave a squeeze to the bulge in his slacks, and told him "thanks."

I love it when things go this smoothly.

Dude #150: Brokeback living room

It's New Year's day.  I HAVE to get some action, right?  I've been monitoring CL all morning, but I think everyone was hung over and/or sleeping in.  I even posted, looking for dick to suck, and got nothing, for hours and hours.  Other's were looking too, so I had competition.

I was surfing porn and finally got horny enough to post to get my dick sucked.

Joe Noname hit me back...said to text him and his cell number was a 307 Area code.  A Wyoming cowboy?

His stats said "40yo 5'9" 200# muscular, decent looking."

I guess he was right.  He was decent looking. I don't think he was 5'9, but he was every bit 200 lbs.  Stocky, salt and pepper hair like mine, and glasses.  He kind of reminded me of my dad at 40.

YIKES!  Let's not go there.

I invited him in.  We went to the living room, and I took off my pants, left on my t-shirt and hoodie.  I sat on the couch and cued up the twink porn.  Joe Noname got right to work and gave me a wonderful warm wet blowjob.  Gawd that was nice.  He expertly swirled his tongue around the sweet spot, just under the head of my dick.  He got me close to cumming in 5 minutes.  I think he sensed that, and pulled off and proceeded to lick around the general area a bit.  I thought maybe he was going to go for some butt-hole licking, but I didn't offer it up, and he didn't persist, so he went back to my dick.

In normal fashion, I was cumming in his mouth about 15 minutes from when he started.  I DID announce that I was close....and I DID announce that I was cumming, so I was quite happy when he continued to pleasure me as I erupted in his mouth.

Old Joe, either swallowed it, or kept in in his cheeks, as he didn't head to the kitchen to sink it into the sink.

Right now I'm coming down from my orgasm high.  It's so nice, I might just take a nap!

Dude #149: I'm an asshole

Not really horny today, but I'm gonna look for a BJ anyway.  Lots of frustrating responses to my CL post.

Finally had some fat guy come over and suck me off.  

The BJ started off good enough but I think he lost interest after the first 6 or 7 minutes.  It was working OK, but

then he got tired, just as I was about to jizz.  

He started using his hand, whacking my balls and I lost momentum.  He wanted me to fuck his mouth, which I did, but it wasn't really great.  Not enough suction.  

Neither of us was willing to give up though and I finally just started verbalizing instruction.  "get your fucking hand off my dick, suck harder....blah blah blah....jizz!

Porky had troubles getting up from his kneeling position....knee surgery, and he was sweating like....well, you know.  If the shoe fits.  If the cloven hoof fits.....I'm an asshole.

Dude #148: Old for older

Oh boy.  This will be short.  A guy who was in his 70's, maybe his 80's came over and sucked me off.  It was VERY awkward.  

He was asking me weird questions, and making strange comments, and I wasn't even sure if he was going to go through with it.  When I took off my pants, he didn't get down to work right away.

Eventually he came over and figited with my dick, and I kind of had to coax him to go down on me.

At least he had all of his teeth, because I felt every one of them.  After the usual 15 minutes I came in his toothy mouth, and he swallowed it.  Maybe it tasted like Malox.  He loved it, or so he said in his follow up e-mail.  He wanted to do it again.  I doubt that will happen.

Excuse me while I check for bruises and bite marks.

Dude #147 Third one is the charm

Okay, short and sweet.

Sunday, I didn't whack off, or see ejaculation via blowjob, I simply abstained, because I was going to go to Martini guy's place and mess around, and I wanted to be horny.

Ends up that I went over there, gave him a super duber knob job, I gushed a bunch of pre-cum in my boxers, but did NOT get off myself!

So, that's fine, because I had Feather-Lite coming over the next morning at 10:30, and he wants to get Fu@#ed again, and he says he will then blow me.

I just knew it wasn't going to work.  I hardly got to fuck at all.  Feather-lite wasn't as clean and fresh as he thought he should be and the session ended.  He excused himself to the bathroom and cleaned up, and our play time ended up with me trying to suck him off and ultimately with me fingering his butt and him jacking him off.  My reward was seeing him shoot a wad of cum, almost to his chin, and landing on his smooth brown chest.


My reward did not include me getting off this time either.

So, here I was, not having cummed for almost 3 days, and I wanted my nut, goddamit!

I posted on CL, and lo-and-behold, about 20 dudes hit me back.  Granted, not many e-mailed back when I responded to their first response (it' getting complicated here) but one guy did.

It took him an hour and a half before he came over and sucked me off, but he did a decent job.  Could have been more suction, more pressure, and more bobbing.  His bj was so gentle I wasn't sure I was gonna cum, but hornieness, and twink porn on the TV prevailed and he swallowed my jizz like a champ.

(P.S.  Is it worth cultivating all these "regulars" if they and not gonna make me cum?????)

Dude #146: Top notch hotel head

Wow!  What a fantastic blow job!  I wasn't even that horny this morning, despite being stood up twice already.  First, my Asian buddy that likes me to suck him off, bailed on me, then, a hotel hookup I had scheduled for this morning suddenly got "weird" and I told him "Thanks but no thanks."

So, I just just about to go out the door, but made one last check of Craigslist, just in case, and responded to this post:

Morning blow job anyone?? - 36 (Downtown)

Hosting NSA anonymous blow and go head. Balls deep to the last drop! Good looking Discreet and safe discreet location. Can trade pics.. No long back and forth emails, looking to milk some cock now! Clean DDF HIV- you be too.... come on guys stop beating off and let me do the work. 

No, not me.  This is a photo he sent of himself.

So "Bubba" invites me over to the Red Lion Hotel, and says he has to be quick, because he's got a work call coming in in 15 minutes, and proceeds to give me the blow job of a life time!  I'm serious!

This guy had all the right moves from the very beginning!  His mouth was nice and warm....almost hot, he used tons of tongue sliding up and down the shaft, head and that sweet spot, just below my dickhead.  He was moist without being too spitty, and could maintain suction, even while impaling his head on my dick, burrying his nose in my bush.

I tensed up so much from the crazy wonderful feeling, I gave myself a sore neck, and after he was through, I was gasping for breath and had difficulty standing.

My balls felt like they had been sucked dry and my groin ached (wonderfully) for an hour afterwords, reminding me of the intense Hoover Maneuver this guy put on me.

A new standard.  I think I've peaked.  It just can't get any better.  It's all downhill from here.  Sniff.

Dudes #144 and #145: 3 in one morning.

What a crazy morning it's been.  Chasing cock all over the valley.


It started early.  at 8:45, I gave another BJ to Dude #142.  10 or 15 minutes on my knees and I got a wad in the back of my mouth.  Back home around 9AM.  Then, I post on CL that I want a blow job.  Of course now I'm all horned up and ready to go.

This guy hits me back with a couple face pics.  Not bad.  He wants to text.  We go back and forth, and he says he's happy to come here, but has to take the bus.

The bus?  WTF?

No dude. I'll come to you.  Problem is.....room mate at home, and he can't host.  He want's to know if I'm down to get blown in the car?

Sure. Whatever.

I drive to Sugar house where I pick up the guy at his house, and he smells like beer.  That's probably why he can't drive.  Either too drunk or has a problem.....like DUI type of problem.

He gets in the car, and we roll around the corner to the parking lot of a church, and he goes down on me.  It's real nice too,  except the angle is all wrong to be perfect.

He only lasts 10 minutes on my dick and says we should be getting back.
Fucker.
He almost had me cumming too.
Kids.  They have no drive to complete what they start.

I took Guy McDrunk back to his place.

On the way home, some 22 year old kid sends me an e-mail, which I get on my phone.

"Hey man I'm 22, 5'8", 150, blck/brwn, work out 5 times a week, 7 uncut. Here's a body pic, got face pics for trade as well as a Webcam; let me know if interested. I live in Murray and go to the U. Peace"

Problem is I'm not sure which post he's responding to, or maybe he's just getting back to me for an e-mail I sent as a response to someone his post.  Turns out it was a response to a post that I put up way early this morning which I thought I deleted.

I was offering a NSA BJ in Murray.

Okay, so I have access to an empty condo in Murray.

Now you know.

Lots of e-mailing but the 22 year old finally agrees to meet me.   Shit.  He was hot.

Young, attractive, Latino (Colombian I found out after Googling his e-mail address and finding him on Facebook.)  He was my size, and very normal looking.  Until I got his shirt off.  Then, I saw he had pecs and arms of steel.  Of course he did.  Look at the photo.

We got inside the empty unit, and I got his pants down.  Hot American Eagle underwear, blue bannana hammock.  He was already sporting a semi.

I got the underwear down around his ankles,  so they could mate up with his pants, and I put that uncut snake in my mouth and charmed it out of it hood.

Nice dick, slight downward curve.  Lost of foreskin, no smell.  Tasty.  I licked and sucked and after a few minutes With him still standing I tried to give the best bj of my life,  the whole time my hands were exploring this kids firm butt and legs.  I wanted to get him off quickly as he was moaning about being late for work, in the e-mails.

After 15 minutes of dedicated sucking I offered him to sit or lay down.  He decided to lay.  It was as this time, he wanted to discuss his options about cumming. I told him that he should just give me notice, and I would probably let him cum in in my mouth.

"You gonna swallow?"  He asked.

"Um, I dont' know, maybe, I'll figure it out."

"Because I cum A LOT" he said.  "I don't want it to go every where, and wreck your shirt or something."

Well, how very thoughtful.

I fetched the towel from the counter and brought it to the blanket.

I spent another 15 minutes sucking his nice cock for all it was worth, but he just wouldn't cum.  Several times he just jacked himself, and sometimes I teased the head with my tongue and lips while he was pounding himself.  I would go back down on him and he would push his hand in there and start whacking off.

Clearly I wasn't going to make it happen for the boy.  He must have really wanted that cum because he started pounding his dick with consternation,  and even that took several minutes.  "Lick my balls" he whispered, almost inaudibly.  I complied.

Finally his balls tensed up, and his breathing became shallow, and I considered going back down on him but decided just to hover over and watch, as he used his other hand as a shield to prevent squirting on his shirt, and let loose the first volley of pearly white jizz.

It wasn't the most forceful squirt I've ever seen, but shot further than mine ever shoots.  He continued to unload on his hard brown abs and groaned with relief.

He used the towel to clean up, and I wasn't involved in any of it.

He quickly mopped up with the towel, pulled up his pants and fled.  I watched from the 4th floor window, as he sprinted across the parking lot to his car.

I'd sucked two nice cocks already, and been sucked myself and still hadn't cum.  It was now just after noon.

I put the towel to my nose and smelled the bleach scent of the kids spunk.  That brought my dick back to life, and I decided then to just take matters into my own hands.

It didn't take long, especially with that cum rag in my face, and as I got hornier and hornier, I even tasted one of the wet patches on the rag, and it's salty flavor sent me right over the edge, and I blew my wad all over the ceramic tile floor of the kitchen.

Later, I used the same towel to wipe it all up.

I think I better try to find a different hobby and a regular cock-sucker.  This hobby is taking up way too much time.

Dude #143: Don't try and edge me.

I posted in Casual Encounters.  I wanted a bj.  Guy or girl.  Didn't matter.  Actually it doesn't matter, but what girl is gonna give ME a bj?  Chicks don't operate that way.

This is a photo of him I found on Twitter,
except he isn't this heavy any more.

So, after a long while this dude hits me back.  It takes a few e-mails and he invites me over.  He texted me his stats.....  32 years old, 5'10" 200 lbs.  I was thinking.....yah, a little chunky, but whatever.

I got to his apartment and he wasn't chunky at all.  I don't think he's been on the scale lately, because he wasn't 200 lbs.  He looked more like a college jock.  The only thing that gave him any age at all were about 15 gray hairs at his temples.  By the way, I was also pleasantly surprised when he removed his baseball cap, and he had a full head of closely cropped hair.

Long story short, he gave me a pretty aggressive knob-job.   Lots and lots of good tongue.  No teeth, and tons of good suction, pressure, and up-n-down.

He did a couple of weird things, like firmly grip my cock and give me some hand job, just when I didn't want it, and he also pulled off, worked up a gob of spit, hawked it on my erect penis, then went back down on it.  Maybe he's seen that in a porn movie.

He got me on the brink once, and then pulled off, asking me "how's that feel, bud?".
"I"m so close." I responded, almost gasping.
"Let's try to keep you on the edge a bit" he said, and went back to work.

I kinda lost all the momentum, and for a couple minutes, I thought I wasn't going to cum, but the guy had dedication, and despite a few fumbles, and too-firm-grim hand job attempts, he got me to cum in his mouth.

I took no chances this time and gripped his head tightly so he COULDN'T pull off and held it on my cock while I unloaded, moaning with pleasure.

He said he'd be happy to do it again.  I hope he was serious, because that was a great blow job.

Dude #142: His lady just left.

I wanted to suck dick.

 I saw a guy that posted early this morning:

I found his pic on
Facebook. 

 I want my dick sucked -24 (WVC) My lady just left to work i need my dick sucked so you come suck if your good at that maybe we can do more tall athletic hispanic 6'5 236 7"uncut got a nice load waiting for you. 

We texted quite a bit, and I drove the snowy morning roads to his apartment.

I Knocked on the door, and we got down to business.

I don't know if his dick was really 7". If it was, it wasn't that fat and I had no problem sucking it. I asked him, before I came over to wash his cock, which he did, but I just wish he would have showered too. What ever.

After about 5 minutes of sucking his dick, he was grabbing for mine. I undid my pants and he started to fondle me while I continued his BJ. When he quit fooling around with me, I knew he was close. His breathing changed, and he whispered "I'm gonna cum" and unloaded in my mouth.

I sucked him until the spasms subsided, and pulled off and analyzed what was in my mouth. It wasn't so much that I couldn't swallow it, and it didn't taste bad, so down the hatch went the oyster.

I pulled up my pants, walked to the door, unlatched the dead bolt, stepped out and closed the door behind me with out a further word. Then I, when I got to my car, the windows had enough snow on them to make me kind of hidden. I fished out my cock and jacked off while I could still taste the guys jizz in my throat. 

What the hell have I become? Oink?

Dude #141: Mini Me

Against my normal behavior, I went out for a Friday Night Fuck.  I'm a morning guy, but couldn't seem to put it together in the morning, and really wasn't that horny anyway.  Still, I couldn't resist looking at the posts on Craigslist, just for entertainment sakes, when I spot the post.....

got small cock - 29 (Bountiful)

Reply to: pers-4w5y5-2098845@craigslist.org
looking for a smaller cock to pound my ass.

How was I to resist?  Small cock?  Hey, that's me.

We had e-mailed before, but never put together a hook up, but this time it worked out.  I drove to his house in Bountiful.  He said just come in.  I tapped on the door and pushed it open, and found a little person totally naked, on a towel on the living room floor, watching straight porn.  Oh yah, his head was shaved bald.  He looked like mini-me.

So, that's an exaggeration.  The guys was about 5'2" and 125 lbs.  He was just a regular short guy.

He sucked my dick hard, as we had arranged beforehand.   I spied lube and a condom on the coffee table.

When I was good and hard I said, "when ever you're ready, put that bad boy on me and I'll fuck your ass."

He grabbed the condom and lube and did his job, and crouched on the towel on the floor.  then he did something unexpected;  he reached around and pulled a flesh colored, penis shaped butt plug from his ass, and set it aside.

Needless to say, my dick quickly and effortlessly replaced it, and I fucked him for a few minutes in the crouching position.  After that, he wanted it on his back and I gave it to him.  I think he was loving it, as he was pretty verbal.

After a few more minutes of that, he said he wanted to ride my cock,  so I lay down on the floor, head up against the couch and he mounted my hard dick while facing me.

Is that what they call cowgirl, or reverse cowgirl?  I need to study up on that.

Well, as he was rocking my dick, I grabbed his cock, which was now rock hard, and was holding it, as it slid back and forth in my hand.  In just a few minutes, he announced he was going to cum, so I let go......hoping to delay his orgasm.

It was too late.

When I saw the first wave of spunk shoot out and onto my chest, I grabbed his cock and held pressure on it, so it was sliding back and forth on my now slippery happy trail, and he unloaded several more volleys of jizz onto me.

It was totally hot to see this guy get off using my cock in his butt and my hand holding his dick, and him rocking back and forth in ecstasy.

Then, he did something very unexpected.  He continued rocking, trying to get me off.  After a couple minutes, he asked if I was close.

"Sorry man.  Not really."

I had him lay on his stomach, and I continued to use his ass.  I had to add lube again, but he allowed me to continue to try and get off.  Finally,  think he couldn't take the pounding any more, and told me to let him suck my cock.

Let him?  Be my guest!

So he blew me for 5 more minutes and I finally came. Or is that cummed. Whatever.  I think by that time the blow job had degenerated to a hand job, and my cum was in a puddle at the base of my dick.

Mini-me used his towel to clean me up, and I was on my way.

Dude #140: Thanksgiving Stuffing

Wow.  What a day.  And what a fucking slut I am!  It's 4:20 PM and some guy just left, after sucking me off, with his index finger so far up my butt, I could taste it in my mouth!

Oh, where to start?

Last night, the Native American kid, I'm gonna call him "Feather Lite" (see Dude #121 above) tells me he wants to fuck in the morning.  I figure he's gonna flake out, as he e-mails back in the evening, and is worried the snow storm is gonna make travel impossible.

This morning, I send him an e-mail.....are we gonna do this?  He doesnt' respond until 8AM, and says he has to be to work at 9AM, doesn't know if he has time.  He'll try.  At 8:45, I figure he's gonna bail, after all, he has to be to work in 15 minutes.  It's gonna take longer than that to fuck, even if he were standing right here, right now!

Much to my surprise, he tells me he's on his way over.

Okay.  I e-mail him to just come in, and I'm going to jump in the shower.  He shows up just as I'm towling  off, and we do the deed in my bedroom.  Man, that guy has a killer smooth brown body.  Problem is I NEVER cum when fucking him.  I don't know why.  He's so tight at first, but after about 5 minutes, his eyes glaze over, his butt-hole loosens up,  and he's lovin it.  He grabs his dick, and I pull his hand away.  I fuck for several more minutes, and realize it's futile,  I'm not going to cum, so I let him jack himself off, and he unloads some nice creamy pearls onto his cocoa tummy.    I gently fuck him so he can ride the wave, until he can't take it any more, and he pushes gently on my pelvis, as my signal to pull out.

He cleans, dresses and goes to work, and I get busy looking at Craigslist to find someone to blow me.  I'm only on it a couple minutes when the model kid hits me back (see Dude #111 above).  He want's to hook up.  Okay, cool.  But I know where this is going to go.  Every time he and I get together we DO blow each other, but he tires after a few minutes, and I end up with his cum in my mouth, and blue balls.

What ever.  He's cute, young and also brown.

We meet at an empty condo in Murray.  I won't go into details about how I have access to an empty condo in Murray, but the only furniture there is a folding chair and blanket that I brought over.  He gets there late, and we fool around a bunch.  More than usual.  We don't make out or anything, but he sucks me several times, and we 69 on the blanket.  Pretty soon though, it's evident that I'm going to take his cum again.  I really don't mind, and he has this dick with a severe downward bend that fits easily in my mouth and effortlessly avoids my back molars.

So the model boy and I do our thing, he bails, and I come home, hornier than ever.  I quite fucking around looking for others to post on Craigslist, and just post myself.  It's the day before Thanksgiving so I thought I'd be clever:

Who wants white meat?

Just looking for someone to chow down on my drumstick until all the gravy is gone. Not looking to recip.

Plan on being on your knees for 15 minutes and letting me cum in your mouth. After that, spit or swallow, I don't care.

I'm in my forties, good shape, hwp, and don't have a huge dick. I'm non smoking, clean and std free, neg.

You be clean, discreet, Under 6' and under 200lbs. STD free, neg, non smoker.

Looking for now. If I want head later, I'll post later.

Ten minutes later, 3 or 4 guys are competing for my dick.  The first guy to hit me back sent in the nicest pic of himself. He claimed 38 and 6 ft 180.   8.5" cut.

And we make a plan.  He can be here in 45 minutes.

When he came in he was taller and skinnier than I expected.  A little nerdy looking but handsome.  We exchanged a few words, I dropped my pants, and he dropped to his knees.  He put his hands on my legs, and asked me, "do you like other stuff while getting your blow job?"

Did the guy work on commission or what?

"Um, sure, what ever you feel like." I said.  With that, he quickly sucked my limp giblet to rigid wish bone in no time.  Nice tongue action, all around the head just where I like it.  His long fingered hands were exploring my chest and nipples, then one found it's way to no-man's land, and then to my butt hole.

He pulled off and looked at my hard dick, and rubbed the tent growing in his corduroys.

"Pull it out if you want." I said.

You should have seen my eyes as he fished a massive 9" penis from his fly.  It was bigger than the dude in the porno, playing on the TV!

"Holy Crap!" I exclaimed.  "That's a monster!"

He just went back to work on me. 

He sucked my dick and gently rubbed my butt hole, and I could feel him put a little pressure on it to see how I would respond.

I didn't back away, nor did I open up my legs or offer an invitation to go further.  Frustrated by the lack of non verbal cues, he just flat out asked me if I like my ass played with.

"Um....sometimes.  It doesn't happen to often."

"I love fingering ass when I'm giving a blow job", he said.

Okay, in for a penny, in for a pound.

I said, "If you want to do that, I'll get some lube."

His eyes lit up like I'd just passed him the pumpkin pie.  "Oh yah, that would be great!"

I got him the lube, and he went to work.

It was tough I tell you.  I'm not used to having things down there.  It took him awhile but he got the huge knobby finger all the way in my ass.

I think.

I was in another world.  The sensations were so overpowering I could barely feel the blow job.
Some highlights from what I could remember were:
The knobby knuckles going in and out.
Some kind of wiggling motion that almost made me black out.
Pressure.  Lots and lots of pressure.
A sincere need to cum.
Loss of hearing and vision for awhile.

Finally, he sucked and jerked me to orgasm, the whole time jamming his bony yet girthy finger into my poop chute.

Unfortunately, the sensations in my ass, made my dick hyper sensative, and I as I was moaning, and almost screaming through my orgasm, I had to shut it down, or I was gonna jump from my own skin.  I made him stop mid orgasm, as I just couldn't take it any more.  I was panting and near black out, and my dick was still pumping out little beads of jizz.

Tall guy couldn't resist, and went down and licked it up.  I could barely stand to watch.

It took me several minutes to reconnect with reality.  Tall guy said it was hot.  I was a wreck.

He stood there with his big sausage handing out of his zipper, watching me like I was epileptic coming out of a seizure.

Finally he peeled off to the kitchen to wash his hands, and I found my boxers.

We made some more small talk, and I offered to help him whack off if he wanted, and he said no, "today was all about you."

I guess it was.

I fucked, I sucked, I GOT sucked and fingered to boot.  My only regret is my ass is so sore, I may have to sit on a donut cushion the rest of the evening.

Dude #139: Suck-cess

Ahh. Finally. A good day. Sexually; a great day. My young Asian pal "Chris" hit me up and wanted a blow job. You got it buddy. I showered, and he arrived a few minutes later. The guy is super nice, very polite, and for some reason looks totally hot to me in his clean white t-shirt and boxers, although I'm quick to remove them. I've sucked him off half a dozen times or more. He has a smaller manageable dick, cums in about 10 or 15 minutes and is fairly verbal. He participates in the BJ by rubbbing, touching and once jacked me off while I was sucking his dick. I ejaculated in his hand right before he blasted off in my mouth. So, that was good, but I don't usually write about repeat offenders. Today I mention him because later, a new dude came over and sucked ME off. The new dude, #139 answered my post on CL. "Your post is exactly what I was looking for. I would love to come over and suck your dick right away. I am 38 186 5 10 Healthy and GL. hit me back soon so I can get over there onto my knees for you." Just as promised he came over and gave me a killer BJ. Nice, gentle, slow, with lots of tongue, right where I love it, on the underside of my dickhead. Mmmmm. I hope he's interested in doing it again. Maybe he'll let me blow him. He had a chipped front tooth, but other than that, the guy was pretty good looking and in good shape. Perfect day, I get to suck some dick, which gets me horny, then I get my dick sucked, which gives me some relief!

Dude #138: Milk Dud

Another dud. Should I even count it? Older guy, 55 (or so he said in his post) 5'9" and 165. I went to his hotel room in the Little America. He was a nice enough guy, but gave a lousy BJ. I didn't cum and just left. Then I came home and jacked off, which is what I should have done in the first place.

Dude #137: Routine maintenance BJ

Another day, another BJ.  

This time I posted "You want to eat my dick for lunch?" and this guy hit me back: "I am 44 married non-smoker d.d.f. clean cut and clean smelling 6'2" 220 also with salt and pepper hair....."

Not much to it.  He came over.  Blew me.  Left a small bruise, or teeth mark on my dick head, swallowd my jizz and bailed.  He e-mailed back and said he had a nice 7" cock if I wanted him to fuck me.  

Yah.  Right. 

Dude #136: Don't cry for me Argentina.

This guy answered my CL post,  "Blow Me."  His response was short and sweet.  "I want to try on you."  Actually I got a lot of hits to this post.  I have no idea why.  I guess it's just dumb luck.  Some days I post and get nothing.  Nada.  Others, I get 10 or 15 responses.  Not everyone is serious.  Some lose interest after finding out my age, but that's to be expected.

Anyway, this Latino guy says he can be here in 25 minutes.  He actually makes it over in about 12.  He comes in and starts to take off my pants right away, and then undoes his own.  He likes the twink porn I have playing on the TV.  He strips his own clothes, and has a nice fat 6 or 7 inch uncut dick, black pubes and  smallish balls.  I sit down and he goes to work on my knob.  He's pawing at me while doing this, so I take off my shirt.  He jacks him self off.

After a few minutes, he stands, and he's got this hungry look in his eyes.  His dick is at face level, and he say "you wanna suck it?"

I look up at him.  I'm playing coy.  "I don't know man."

He really wants it,  because he pulls my head in closer, and I just let him.  He knows he's got the green light now, and sticks his dick in my mouth.  It's nice.  Downward curve, so it doesn't scrape my top teeth.

Juan Parone then starts face fucking me.  Again, I let him, and he jumps up on the couch and leans against the wall.  This is getting a bit acrobatic.

When he comes down, he's like an animal and goes in for some kissing.   I hesitate, but he doesn't care and just starts eating my face.  I finally give in and he goes wild, kissing, and grinding.

Finally, I suggest putting a blanket down on the floor, and we get into a sixty nine.  He's got me close to cumming and so my plan changes.  I now want him to cum in my mouth as I'm cumming in his.

It almost happens when all of a sudden he quits blowing me for some reason.  I don't think the angle is good for him.  I try face fucking him while he's lying on his back on the floor, but the angle is definitely bad.  Now I am the desperate horny one.

I straddle his leg and eat his cock, like a starving man, while jacking my own dick.  I feel my orgasm coming on, and he's whimpering like he is close as well, so I just continue.

It took longer than I thought it was going to, but it was pretty hot.  He announced his impending orgasm, and I was close too.  I raised the tempo of masturbation on my own dick and he quickly said "Oh, I'm gonna cum now!"

I kept searching for the taste of cum, as he was moaning, but couldn't taste any, and wondered what happened, when all of a sudden my mouth was flooded and that strong bleachy smell overwhelmed me.

Then the taste.

Although it was kind of unpleasant, it sent me into orgasm, and I savored it as I unloaded my own cum on his leg.

Man, I love cumming while having a pulsing dick in my mouth.  Such a rush.

All too soon it was over, and I had a bunch of jizz to clean up, and a mouth that tasted liked cock.

Some towels, mints and a drink of water took care of the problem, and we awkwardly dressed, and he was on his way.

He thanked me and a said now he could study.  And now I could get on with my day as well.

Dude #135: Space Nurse

Fuck you dude #134.  Space Nurse to the rescue. I finally got someone to suck my cock.  A male nurse in Murray.  I had to drive like a bat out of hell to get there before he had to leave from work.  he was 35, 6'2", 205, bi/white, masc/hairy-chest, 7.5"/cut, HIV neg.  He looked a bit like curly from the 3 stooges.  Weird thing was, he lived two doors down from an old friend.  I was hoping the friend was at work and wouldn't recognize my car.  Awkward.


Anyway, Space Nurse, gave me a most aggressive blow job.  Only took about 7 minutes.  I prefer a lighter more delicate bj, but whatever.  I was fucking horny from not getting off this morning with dude #134.

Dude #134: Disappointing

The pic he sent when
responding to my post.

Does it count if I don't cum?

I'm still not sure, but whatever.

I'm writing because I'm a little pissed off.

If you want to come blow me, then be prepared to get me off.  This last fucker tried for a bit, but kept pulling off my dick to sniff his poppers and jack himself off.  I finally got tired of it and just told him to jack off.  He cummed all over the cum blanket, while sucking me.  He got me close to cumming, then quit again.  I just wanted him to go home.

He asked me, "how long does it usually take you to cum?"  I told him "15 minutes".
"I'll remember that next time."
"There's not going to be a next time."
"Why not?"
"Because I want someone to just come and blow me."
"Oh."

He dressed, and left.

Dude #133: Feeling Frisky

The other night I was feeling a little frisky, not a lot, but a little.

I decided I needed to smoke a pole.  This guy hit me back, and wanted to do it another day, but told him, it was now or never.

He chose now.

He came over, dressed in Business Casual.  Said he was in Real Estate, and commented on my house.

He dropped his pants and I dropped to my knees.

What was cool about this guy, is he was about my age, and totally my complexion.  Same white skin, same moderately hairy, red pubes.  Cock and balls a bit bigger than mine, but right for his 6', 190 lb frame.

Eventually I pulled my dick out, and he liked that.  When he got close, he pulled me off, and went down on me.

After a few minutes, I guided him to sit on the couch and put a blanket on the floor, under my knees, and proceeded to suck him off, while jacking my own dick.  Unfortunately, he cummed before I could get myself off, but it was close.

He wanted to stay and chit chat.

I wanted him to bail.  He took the hint.  I immediately went to Craigslist to see if I could find a BJ for myself, but gave up after a few minutes.  I cracked a beer, and settled in for some TV watching instead.

Oh well.

Dude 132, The second hookup of the day

This morning was a bit action packed.  First I butt-fucked Dude # 121 before 6:00 AM, and I didn't get off (but he did) so I posted on Craislist looking for head.

So, by 8:00 AM, I had screwed one dude, and cummed in another dude's mouth.

Can you say s-l-u-t ?!!

That other guy was Dude #132.  His description, copied from his response: 37 yo. Blond, green 5'11" 190#'s moderately hairy. 6.5 c. Clean

Dude 132

I don't need to go into details, except to say that dude #121 sure has a sweet brown smooth body, and he moans like a bottom should.  He even throws in a few "oh yah, fuck my ass" and "oh god, that feels good."  Again, I was standing on the floor, and he was on his back on the bed with his legs on my shoulders, and he jerked off and came on his stomach while I was fucking him.  Then the cute little bastard pushed me away, and out of his butt hole.  Oh well, I got mine later, so it was all good.  The one remarkable thing about Dude #132 is that he jacked off while sucking me, and I was pretty verbal about when I was cumming, and he got his nut at the same time, spilling sperm all over the blanket under his knees, and a little on the carpet.

While I'm here, I just wanted to say, I got an amazing number of responses to my post this morning.  Usually there is no one up at this hour.

Here's my post:

I want morning head

5' 6", 140lbs, grey/brn, normal average guy. Looking for a good cocksucker to come by or host me, to suck my dick to completion. Prefer skill and experience, but okay to let an amateur practice. I know what I like, you should know what you want. Discretion a must. Definitely no drunks, no pnp. 

Here are all the responses I got:

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:06 AM

From: "H T"

When u wanna do it?

Where in SLC, south I hope!

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:06 AM

From: "ThomasJon *"

Are you looking to host or travel. How hung are you, cut or uncut, disease free and clean?

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:11 AM

From: "morse stagnent"

Hi if you look at my post" looking for top and oral passive guys" sexualy its what im about. I know what i want.i want to be able to suck a nice fat cock for a nice amount of time. And be rewarded with a hot mouth and face full of come.what u want is someone that will slowly and slippery try to deepthroat your nice dick over and over.BUT not this morning im 90 miles from slc.but please keep my email.maybe we can hook up later and get what we both want

Hello 7:12 AM

From: "Ben Dover"

Saw your ad. 55yo mwm 5'4 165. Brown/Blue Beard. Coming into SLC tonight around 11:30pm. Staying by the airport. I'd be available tonight and Monday morning. I suck but don't swallow. Like to take the load on my chest although I have been contemplating a facial. Let me know if you have any interest.

SLC Head 7:17 AM

From: "R Sturgis"

Morning... you get off yet?

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:21 AM

From: "Erito "
Hi there! 28 yo, 5'10" green eyes tan, ddfree and I love to suck cock ! If you wanna play e mail me back.

Hi, I want moring head 7:21 AM

From: "Fred "

HI, i am very interested, i am 38 5'11" 175 brn blue 8 uncut! you? please send face! I must be discreet as well, so we are a good match!

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:24 AM

From: "derrick "

hello.41 ddf 185 lbs or soo .im into sucking dick im very skilled.ilke hung tops and bein on my knees when servicing .

Re: I want morning head (SLC) 7:24 AM

From: "George T."
Still looking? Stats? Location?
28, 5'7", 165 lbs

Dude #131: Coach

I was interested in sucking dick and posted on CL.

I didn't get much action, but finally a nervous guy said he would come over.  He turned out to be a 31 year-old guy, with a good build and small dick.  It took some effort just to get him hard.  Maybe because he was nervous.  It took more effort to get him to cum, but finally he did.  He didn't touch me the entire time and said only a couple of words.  Afterwords, I e-mailed him and commented that his dick was the perfect size for sucking, and he wrote back, "thanks, that was awesome."

Later, I did some internet investigating, and using his screen name, found out he was a high school wrestling coach.  I found a few pics of him as well, but I won't post them, as much as I'd like to.

P.S.  Some time later, he e-mailed me at 4:30 in the morning:
 
I'm interested in another b&g (blow and go) if you are. The sooner the better

I think he must have been drunk.  Although I responded the next day (at a reasonable hour) I never heard from him again.