Dude 161 Cali fornication, again.

I'm still in California, working...at least I was until last weekend.  I may have been laid off.

Anyway, I was given a side project to do.  This included a lot of driving around the area.  Before I left the house, I posted on Craigslist looking for a blow job.

I got a lot of initial responses, but several of the dudes couldn't host.  One guy was persistent, and I agreed to meet him after lunch.  Seems he was the owner of some horse stables about 40 minutes away.  It was a long way to drive for head, but I went nonetheless.

The guy was older than me.  Almost 60 I would say.  He led me to the office in the stable.  It was big.  Had a couch and a love seat.  I chose the couch.  Roy Rogers went down on me and gave me a nice 15 minute blow job.  He had an amazing tongue that was working all the trigger points just under the head of my dick.  It would have been perfect except for some teeth scraping on my dick head at the end.

I checked for bruising and I guess I'm okay.

I dress, said thanks, and he invited me back.  "bring a friend if you want" he said.

Hahaha.

I got "back in the saddle again" and drove off into the sunset.

Dude 160 Cali Head

I'm working near LA and staying at with relatives who live nearby.

Yesterday was my first day off in a week and I was feeling frisky.  Not many postings on Craigslist for the area, so I put one up of my own.  Of course I couldn't host, so I didn't think I would get much response, but within minutes, I started to get a few replies.  One guy was a little older than me, but he had two qualifications that I liked:  He could host, and he wasn't very far away.

I made up an excuse to get out of the house, and drove 20 min to the next suburb over, in Ventura County.

"Joe" sent me his photo beforehand, so I knew what I was getting into.  50-something guy, mostly grey hair.  Trim.

Joe answered the door, and eyed me suspiciously.  He invited me in, and led me to the den just off the entryway, where a really hot porn was playing on an oversize computer screen.

There was a towel on chair, so I assumed that's where he wanted me.  A little chit chat and he was on his knees giving me a pretty good BJ.

The phone rang and he had to take the call, and left his den/office,  so I watched the porn on my own for about 5 minutes.  It was so good, I almost came just by watching it and rubbing my dick, so I had to adopt the "hands off" policy.

Joe returned and continued sucking for another 5 minutes when I warned him of the inevitable.  Joe sucked me through my orgasm, until I couldn't take it anymore, and then pulled off and threw me a terry cloth wash-cloth that he had standing by.  I wiped up the slobber, dressed and bailed.

Aaaaaah.  Releif.

Good bi

Good Bye.

No, not me, but another blogger bites the dust.

If you see the blogs I follow,(and I know I get traffic from his blog as well)  you might know "Bi Like Me."

He sent me a short straight (so to speak) to the point e-mail.

My Blog

Show Details

I'm throwing in the towel...

would you mind posting a final goodbye from me to my readers?

--
-BLM
Bi Like Me
http://bilikeme2.blogspot.com/

So, BLM.  There you go.  I'm not sure if other bloggers out there got a similar message from  you, but I will do my part.

Now, I wonder what will happen to the other two bloggers who shared space on his blog, specifically:

Jay, Crossing the Line.

and 

Girl Tuesday.

Both of these bloggers I have more of a personal e-mail relationship with than BLM, and I hope I continue to hear their story.  Perhaps they all need to get together and create a shared blog.  They have a common thread of being married, at the very least.

If one of them should care to comment, I'm happy to hear and share!

Dude 159 Routine BJ

I posted early this morning that I wanted head.  I only got one response.  But, sometimes that's all it takes.

Typical house like this.

I drove out to bum-fum Egypt.....well, BJ Egypt if you will,
and walked into this typical middle class suburban house.  The guy said he'd leave the door open a crack, and to just come in and go upstairs where he would be waiting to blow me.

I did, and he did.

Nice looking guy.  I would say around 30.  Pictures of his daughters and a few Jesus pictures around too.  My guess:  The guy going through a divorce, the daughters visit on the weekend.

 I asked if there could be porn playing, and indeed there was some straight porn playing on a wall mounted digital TV.  Two big dicked guys abusing a big-titted brunette gal.  A cock in both her pussy and ass at the same time.

The guy wasn't in bad shape, wearing t-shirt and boxer briefs.  I don't think he had a big package, and I the shorts never came off.  He got right to work.

Pretty good BJ, although could have use more suction.

What ever, it felt nice and warm and wet, and in about 12 minutes, I cummed in his mouth.  He let me, pausing only long enough to swallow my cum, then back on task making the end of the orgasm oh-so tickley nice, until I couldn't take it any more.

While I was in the throws of my BJ, I thought I might offer up to bob his knob after I got off.  Of course, right after I jizzed, that yearning quickly evaporated.

I awkwardly dressed and bailed.  Were those military boots of his at the foot of the bed?  There was very little small talk, just a quick thank you to each other.  Follow up thank you e-mails indicated a willingness to do it again.  Maybe next time I'll see what he is packing.

Dude 158. Micro load.

Curious Guy Here - 34 (WJ)

I am 5'6'' and 150 lbs. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I would like to be discrete as I am new to this. I am looking for someone who is friendly and easy going and can host. I would like to meet someone who is easy going and would let me play with them and massage them and maybe more if the chemistry is right. I am clean and would like someone clean as well and will only do this safe. Please include any kind of picture of you that you want (nude or non nude). I want to try and do this before 3:00 today. Thanks.


That was the "kid's" post.  I say kid, because when he showed up at my door, he looked like a 25 year old kid.  He was really very nice.  Married.  Shy.  Had been contemplating this for awhile.  Very uncomfortable with being naked and showing his dick.


We chatted for about 20 minutes.  I asked if we should watch some porn.  He accepted.  After a few more minutes, I asked him if he wanted to try some stuff.


He did, but again, very nervous.

I took the lead, told him to stand, while I unbuckled his belt, and took down his pants.  He had on jeans and white boxer briefs underneath.  I slid them to his ankles, and pushed him back down on the couch.

I went down on his smallish limp dick.  It took quite a bit of coaxing, sucking and tonguing to get the ol' boy to stand up straight.  The kid sheepishly apologized, saying he was nervous.  I guess the nervousness finally gave way to the blow job, because eventually his cock swelled to a respectable 6 inches.  Perfectly shaped, cut, it was about the same size as mine.

Once we got some momentum going I removed his shoes, and his wad of jeans and underwear tangled around his ankles.  This allowed to get right in the BJ zone.

I had to encourage him to participate in his BJ, by putting his hand on my head.  Once I did that, he got all porn star and started forcing my head down on his dick and bucking my hips.   Hahaha.

I let him do this for a bit, but he calmed down and just let me do my thing.

As he got close, he pulled me off and asked if he could play with my dick.

"Of course!" I said as I stood, it was easy to see the tent in my Levis.  He reached out and fondled me through my jeans.

In hindsight, I should have probably let him take down my pants, but in my excitement, I whipped them off myself.

He proceeded to inspect my cock with his hands.  He never gave any indication that he wanted to suck me off.

I suggested moving to the floor, where we could get into more of a 69 position.  I was cool with him manually inspecting my dick, but I wanted his in my mouth.  I guess I had to suggest it verbally.   He liked the idea.

He awkwardly tried some other thinks like gripping both our dicks together and rubbing them.  I would take the precum from the head of his dick and swirl it around while he was jacking us.  Our cocks were so similar in size, they looked like twins wrapped up in a blanket of fingers and fists.

I grew tired of the jacking and I was hungry and greedy for the kid's dick, and went back down on him again.  He was on his knees, and actually began bucking and humping my mouth again.  I wasn't going to let him escape this time without him cumming.

He announced his impending orgasm, and I just mumbled, Uuuuh-hm mm, because my mouth was full.

Once again he said he was cumming real soon, and I again tried to verbalize my approval.  He moaned and panted, but I couldn't actually tell that he had cum.  I didn't notice the pulsing cock, or a mouth full of jizz, but he started to deflate a bit.

I pulled off and notice my mouth had more that just spit in it.  It wasn't much, and it had virtually no flavor, but I was kind of "cummy" in texture.

The kid was panting, and his dick was going down, so I didn't have the heart to ask him if he had cum.....I just guessed that he had.

Later he confessed to masturbating earlier in the day, which led to a whole other discussion.

He stayed and chatted for another half hour.  I never got off, although he offered me a hand job.  He said he is curious about bottoming, and I told him I'd be happy to give it a go in the future.

Who knows if he'll be interested.  I get the feeling he needs to take it slow.  That's okay with me.

Dude 157, Feather #3

Is there a Feather #3?

28 year old "Married, Bi, Native American" wanted to be "plowed."

I offered my services  he accepted.  I wanted to go to his place, he said he had to travel.  Perfect for the empty condo in Murray, that I have access to.


It was quick and dirty....well, not poopy dirty, just nasty.  He came in, I had a blanket on the floor.  (How romantic!)  We stripped, he sucked me hard.  Good hover job, maybe too much suction.  I grabbed a condom and pushed him to the floor.  He obeyed.  I opened up his butt cheeks and squirted in some lube, closed the cap and stuck my dick in.  There was no fiddling around with my fingers, I just went for the target.  He moaned a little, relaxed and I got to business.  He didn't talk much, but did say that it "felt so good."


It was feeling pretty good for me too so I just kept it up, with him on his stomach and me laying on his back, my full weight on him.  Somehow he was able to lift his hips enough to jack off while I was pounding him.  I thought about switching it up, and having him get on all fours, or maybe on his back, so it would be easier to whack off, but I then thought better of it.

I was going to climax if I just kept going like this.

And climax I did!

He must have sensed my increased pace, and I said something like "your're gonna make me cum"  and I moaned and then his wonderful asshole started convulsing and clamping down on my cock.  I squirted my load into the condom, and as I was shuddering and cumming, his sphinctor was milking the cum from my dick.

When I finished, he rolled over and I would tell he had some cum in his foreskin, and he had a handful in his fist as well.

I said, "Did you cum too?  I think we came at the same time."

"Yah" he replied, I waited for it.

Damn nice bottom.  That was good.  I don't remember the last time I came in (in a condom) someone's butt.

Dude 156

Sucking cock - 45 (Bountiful)

Want to suck some cock today. Possibly more if it feels right. Wife is at work. Preferably near my area to limit travel time. You host. Picture nice, but not required, 5'9, 190 good looking.

The average thinning salt and peppered hair guy came over and gave me a nice BJ.  

For 5 minutes.  

Then things degenerated to a lousy hand job.  I came in the guys mouth just the same.

Oh well.  Another day, another BJ.

Dude 155, Get back on the horse, so to speak.

Thanks everyone for the comments on my last post.  It's nice to know you're not alone sometimes, and I'm guessing there are a hand full of guys that have been in this situation and didn't comment, or learned the realities of just what CAN happen, from my story and your comments.

My reality is that I can't go back to just being a celibate closeted middle aged guy.  I've decided that the reward is worth the risk, and just try to be as careful as I can be.

Now that I have a clean bill of Health from the actual Health Department, I figured it was time to get another blow job.  I wouldn't be in a hurry, but I was in fact, HORNY!

I e-mailed my old regular, Dot.  An Indian guy (dot, not feather) who used to blow me, then we kind of drifted apart.  I was working, traveling, and when I got time, he had to leave the country.

He let me know he was back in town a month or so ago.

We made plans to hook up this morning, but he e-mailed at 1:30 in the morning and said he had to cancel.  His room-mate/nephew or cousin was bringing guests to the apartment.

I spied a post on the Craigslist:

lick your balls, suck your cock - 37 (downtown SLC hotel)

Real horned to be a guy's cocksucker this a.m. You be masculine, disease-free, verbal a plus, dominant a HUGE plus. Bottom too, but happy to just be your cocksucker.

Can host.

Fit/masculine, latin mix. Pic attached.


I responded to his post, and after 20 minutes he hit me back and invited me to his downtown hotel.


A Latin looking guy with a killer bod answered the door.  About 5' 10" 175 lbs, trim, toned, but not overly muscled.  Short black hair with a couple grey hairs, especially in his goatee.

I dropped my pants and scampered up on the bed, and made myself at home in the pillows lined up along the headboard.  RJ took off his shirt, and clad only in his blue boxers climbed aboard and nested in between my legs, and brought my cock to full mast.

He gave me a nice blow job, and my orgasm crept upon me slowly.  I managed to say "you want my cum" and then, ever so slowly, I unloaded in his mouth as he was sucking me off.

RJ was a trooper, and swallowed it all, and even kept my dick in his mouth for a minute longer, and then licked my sensitive balls.  I had to throw my leg up over him to get off the bed, as he made no effort to move after he brought me to climax.

I got my boxers then pants on, slipped on my shoes and coat, shook his hand and bolted for the door.

Back on the horse.  It feels good.

Oh god. Diseased.

I've been putting off writing this post, but the story must be told.

I went to the Salt Lake Valley Health Center, where they do STD testing.  I've been gong every 6 months, routinely since I started hooking up with anonymous guys on Craigslist.  This time went just like all the others, except when we were almost through, the nurse examined my penis, and said she saw a secretion in my pee hole.  She grabbed a glass microscope slide and drug it across my piss slit.  Honestly, there was not enough moisture there to make much of a smear, in fact it was kind of dry, and although I wouldn't call it painful (I'm such a woos) it was at least uncomfortable as she drug the smooth dry glass across my little guys slit..

After someone examined the slide, she returned to tell me that they found white blood cells in the smear.  This was an indication of some kind of infection.  Probably wasn't gonorrhea  but  probably was chlamydia.

WHAT!!!  REALLY????  WHAT ???? CHLAMYDIA !!!!!

She said the chances of if being something else was VERY slim....but it could be some other type of sexually transmitted bacterial infection.

FUCK!!

FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!

She gave me a prescription for a heavy dose of Antibiotics, and sent the slide, along with all my other stuff to the lab.  The conclusive results would be back in one week.

In the meantime, I could tell any partners, so they could seek testing/treatment or I could wait for the results.  In any case I was to take the antibiotics and not have sexual contact with ANYONE for 7 days.  She reiterated 3 times.......NO SEX FOR SEVEN DAYS!

Okay, for fuck sakes, I could do that.

About 24 hours later, after much lamenting, I decided to tell everyone I had sexual contact with, in the last 45 days, about this finding.

It wasn't fucking easy either, and I got little if no support from  "the guys" but then, I couldn't really blame them.  We may all be in the same boat, but I'm sure they thought I put us there.....actually I KNEW that one of them had given it to me.  I didn't know exactly who, but I didn't get this on my own.

Well, I took the antibiotics, and started feeling nauseous.   Then I had diarrhea for two hours, and finally took a nap for an hour, and generally felt like shit the rest of the night.  At least I was clean again.  That strong dose of antibiotics would have killed the Elephant Flu, if there was such a thing.

Well, my week goes by, and I call the clinic, and ask for my test results.

Negative.

NEGATIVE????  !!!

WHAT --  THE --  FUCK--????

I was put through hell, and lost all my regular hook up buds for a false alarm??

So, this has been a real learning experience for me.  It taught me that it would suck to have an STD.  I started thinking about my options.  I seriously considered becoming celibate again.  In my week long clinic imposed sentence of self pleasure, I discovered that masturbation no longer holds enough interest to get me through.  Once I've tasted the sweet pleasure of getting head from another guy, it's tough to go back to the ho-hum left hand alone.   Even porn gets me salivating to experience the oral delights of another guys tongue.

More to come..........

Dude 154. Visitor Head.

Blowjob, sweet blowjob.

This went just as planned.  I posted an ad in CL.  "Suck my smaller dick"  Several gusa hit me back, but one said he was close by, at the airport and would head over.

He was young looking for his stated 43 years of age.  Handsome, with "Dick York" hair, parted on the side.  He was slim and trim.  Probabally more so than me even.

He got on his knees and waited for my pants to drop, and me to sit down.

Immeatiately I knew I had a good cocksucker on my hands.  Even though my dick was especially soft this morning (maybe I'm coming down with "erectile dysfunction") his blow job felt great from the get go.

I was actually worried, because 5 minutes into this fantastic blow job, I still was not hard.

Finally, my semi flacid cock cooperated and went full mast, and my cock sucker started making "yummy" noises.  Who can blame him.  Ever sucked a limp dick?  It's not the best.

So, The Denver Cock Sucker gave me an excellent hoover job, and when I started to cum, I meekly said "I'm cumming" .  He went to town, and I kind of had to hold him back.  He choked and gagged a little, but he brought it on himself, as he impaled his face onto my dick.

When I finally released his head, he looked at me with watery eyes, and a trail of something (slobber? cum?) trailing down his chin.

"I enjoyed your work" he said.

"You did all the work." I chuckled.....barely being able to form sentences as I came down from my post orgasmic bliss.

Denver cleaned up and left.  He said he came to town every six weeks or so, and would look me up next time.

I really doubt he will, but I can dream, can't I ?

Dude 153 Unhappy ending

I posted on CL.  Within 15 minutes, I had 3 offers.

I thought I was pretty clear.  The main objective was to blow me and let me CUM IN YOUR MOUTH.

Well, I guess Maui Jim didn't read the fine print.  He came over, and was quick about it. (Bonus points.)

He started out on his knees and did blow me (more bonus points)  Then he started with the spitty hand job.  As the minutes ticked by, it was less and less mouth, more and more hand.

At one point I said "Dude, I don't think a hand job is gonna get me off" and he resumed my BJ.  Actually his technique was great......when he practiced it.

Finally, I cummed.  But I announced I was going to cum, and he promptly pulled off and finished me by hand. (All bonus point removed! Full demerits!)

As I was spewing,  Maui Jim jerked his own fat cock, and blew his wad onto the waiting blanket at his knees.

Thanks.  Thanks.  Aloha means good bye.

Dude 152 Spanky

This morning, Surfer Hottie was supposed to blow me.  I had a feeling he would flake out, and sure enough, he did.

I found a kid on Craigslist.  He posted  "Younger, looking for older."

I've responded to these before.  I don't usually get a response back, and to be quite frank, I'm pretty sure they are all just scams to get my fake e-mail address and send me more spam.

What ever.

Well, much to my surprise, the kid hits me back.  He's interested, he likes sucking dick, but he is in Provo.  He sends me his photo right away, and he's cute.  A bit chubby.


Lots of back and forth E-mails, but finally, he shows up here, 2 hours, twenty minutes after the initial response.  For me, that's a long time.  Usually Craigslist is all about "I'm horny now, you're horny now, let's get together and relieve each other NOW."  At least that's how it is for me.


So "Spanky" comes over, and although he claims to have showered, there's still a little funk to him.  Maybe it's just a fat guy funk.  His hair is nice and soft though.  Another thing I notice about him is he heats up quickly.  Just a few minutes on my dick, and I could feel the body temperature radiate from him.

He had a small dick, turtled up and shrunk in a patch of auburn pubes.  At least he didn't shave.  He blew me for about five minutes, and his dick sprang to life.  Still not huge, but worth taking a taste of.  I blew him for awhile  and it fit nicely in my mouth.  It was all white, pink and red and very much all american boy looking.

Pic he sent me of his butt.

We took turns blowing each other, and he declined my offer to "top" him.  He had mentioned he was a "versatile bottom" so I thought he might want that.  I'm glad he didn't.  I doubt he had made the correct preparations  and he had a typical "fat guy" ass that I find it difficult to get into anyway.

So, yah.  We took turns sucking each other.  He edged quite quickly, and of course I took forever.

Finally, I was aroused enough to finish jacking myself off, while blowing Spanking at the same time.  He gasped he was getting close, and I just kept sucking,  "mmmm-huh" I managed to say, even though I had a mouth full of young dick.

I could feel myself getting close, so I beat my own dick furiously and tried to back off of Spanky's.  "Okay, here it comes....."  he said, but nothing came for another full minute.  I'm glad because although my own orgasm was close, it wasn't there yet.

Spanky then let loose a torrent of cum in my mouth, and that was what brought me over the edge.  As I felt his dick pulse, and tasted semen in the back of my mouth, I felt the oh familiar wonderful waves of pleasure crest over me, and I unloaded my wad on Spanky's leg.

I swirled around the cum in my mouth to enhance the experience.  He had long crested and was getting sensitive  and wanted out, but I was determined to get myself off before I would give back his dick.

And when it was over, there I was with a disgusting wad of cum in my mouth.  I grabbed the handy towel, and spit it out.  Next, I wiped up the mess I had made on his leg.

We cleaned up in separate bathrooms, and had to change my shirt, as it had cum all over it.

Spanky didn't waste much time in heading for the door.  I'm glad.  I didn't want to hang out and bake cookies or anything.

It wasn't as good as Surfer Hottie, but it was something.

Dude 151 Secret bathroom suck off

Brilliant!

I was going to West Jordan to sign some papers.  Last time I went there, I decided to hit the Craigslist to see if there was some south valley cock sucking to be had.  Although that time, all I got was the run around, I once again checked out CL before I left home.

I responded to one post, but figured it wouldn't pan out.  Some 25 year old kid, sucking dick.

Much to my surprise, he was interested.  Not only that, he sent a photo and he was hot!

I told him I'd hit him back after I signed my papers at the title company.  He said okay.

Once again, I was skeptical.  25-year-olds usually flake.  This guy didn't flake.

He said he couldn't host but knew of someplace to go.  It was an office building he works in sometimes and had a private bathroom with a locking door.

Bu-bu-bu Bingo!  We e-mailed and he directed me to a building where he met me at the back door, and then, steered me to the bathroom, told me to go in and wait.  I did as instructed, but used the time to rinse off my cock, as one of my regular buddies had already sucked me a little earlier this morning.
(Another 20-something kid, although this morning I didn't get off, I only got him off.

Is it rude to let your anonymous hookup taste your regular hookup on your cock?  I think it may be bad form, so that's why the bathroom cock washing.)

Anyway, back to the story.  The new kid on the block comes back and into the office building bathroom and I drop trou, and he drops to his knees.  He gave me an nice wonderful BJ.  I cummed in record time.

It was a little difficult as I was standing and I tend to get weak-knees when I cum, and also, we didn't exactly discuss WHERE I was allowed to cum.

Since I let him kneel on my leather bomber jacket, I was a little worried he might pull off and finish me by hand, which would have showered my jacked with sperm, but my fears were put to rest, when I started moaning, and he sucked with even more fervor, and then I announced I was cumming, and he grabbed my butt and pulled my spasming cock even deeper into his mouth.

I unloaded my nuts, and I'm pretty sure he swallowed, although he later rinsed his mouth in the sink.

I caught my breath, put on my shoes and jacket, gave a squeeze to the bulge in his slacks, and told him "thanks."

I love it when things go this smoothly.

Dude #150: Brokeback living room

It's New Year's day.  I HAVE to get some action, right?  I've been monitoring CL all morning, but I think everyone was hung over and/or sleeping in.  I even posted, looking for dick to suck, and got nothing, for hours and hours.  Other's were looking too, so I had competition.

I was surfing porn and finally got horny enough to post to get my dick sucked.

Joe Noname hit me back...said to text him and his cell number was a 307 Area code.  A Wyoming cowboy?

His stats said "40yo 5'9" 200# muscular, decent looking."

I guess he was right.  He was decent looking. I don't think he was 5'9, but he was every bit 200 lbs.  Stocky, salt and pepper hair like mine, and glasses.  He kind of reminded me of my dad at 40.

YIKES!  Let's not go there.

I invited him in.  We went to the living room, and I took off my pants, left on my t-shirt and hoodie.  I sat on the couch and cued up the twink porn.  Joe Noname got right to work and gave me a wonderful warm wet blowjob.  Gawd that was nice.  He expertly swirled his tongue around the sweet spot, just under the head of my dick.  He got me close to cumming in 5 minutes.  I think he sensed that, and pulled off and proceeded to lick around the general area a bit.  I thought maybe he was going to go for some butt-hole licking, but I didn't offer it up, and he didn't persist, so he went back to my dick.

In normal fashion, I was cumming in his mouth about 15 minutes from when he started.  I DID announce that I was close....and I DID announce that I was cumming, so I was quite happy when he continued to pleasure me as I erupted in his mouth.

Old Joe, either swallowed it, or kept in in his cheeks, as he didn't head to the kitchen to sink it into the sink.

Right now I'm coming down from my orgasm high.  It's so nice, I might just take a nap!

Dude #149: I'm an asshole

Not really horny today, but I'm gonna look for a BJ anyway.  Lots of frustrating responses to my CL post.

Finally had some fat guy come over and suck me off.  

The BJ started off good enough but I think he lost interest after the first 6 or 7 minutes.  It was working OK, but

then he got tired, just as I was about to jizz.  

He started using his hand, whacking my balls and I lost momentum.  He wanted me to fuck his mouth, which I did, but it wasn't really great.  Not enough suction.  

Neither of us was willing to give up though and I finally just started verbalizing instruction.  "get your fucking hand off my dick, suck harder....blah blah blah....jizz!

Porky had troubles getting up from his kneeling position....knee surgery, and he was sweating like....well, you know.  If the shoe fits.  If the cloven hoof fits.....I'm an asshole.

Dude #148: Old for older

Oh boy.  This will be short.  A guy who was in his 70's, maybe his 80's came over and sucked me off.  It was VERY awkward.  

He was asking me weird questions, and making strange comments, and I wasn't even sure if he was going to go through with it.  When I took off my pants, he didn't get down to work right away.

Eventually he came over and figited with my dick, and I kind of had to coax him to go down on me.

At least he had all of his teeth, because I felt every one of them.  After the usual 15 minutes I came in his toothy mouth, and he swallowed it.  Maybe it tasted like Malox.  He loved it, or so he said in his follow up e-mail.  He wanted to do it again.  I doubt that will happen.

Excuse me while I check for bruises and bite marks.

Dude #147 Third one is the charm

Okay, short and sweet.

Sunday, I didn't whack off, or see ejaculation via blowjob, I simply abstained, because I was going to go to Martini guy's place and mess around, and I wanted to be horny.

Ends up that I went over there, gave him a super duber knob job, I gushed a bunch of pre-cum in my boxers, but did NOT get off myself!

So, that's fine, because I had Feather-Lite coming over the next morning at 10:30, and he wants to get Fu@#ed again, and he says he will then blow me.

I just knew it wasn't going to work.  I hardly got to fuck at all.  Feather-lite wasn't as clean and fresh as he thought he should be and the session ended.  He excused himself to the bathroom and cleaned up, and our play time ended up with me trying to suck him off and ultimately with me fingering his butt and him jacking him off.  My reward was seeing him shoot a wad of cum, almost to his chin, and landing on his smooth brown chest.


My reward did not include me getting off this time either.

So, here I was, not having cummed for almost 3 days, and I wanted my nut, goddamit!

I posted on CL, and lo-and-behold, about 20 dudes hit me back.  Granted, not many e-mailed back when I responded to their first response (it' getting complicated here) but one guy did.

It took him an hour and a half before he came over and sucked me off, but he did a decent job.  Could have been more suction, more pressure, and more bobbing.  His bj was so gentle I wasn't sure I was gonna cum, but hornieness, and twink porn on the TV prevailed and he swallowed my jizz like a champ.

(P.S.  Is it worth cultivating all these "regulars" if they and not gonna make me cum?????)

Dude #146: Top notch hotel head

Wow!  What a fantastic blow job!  I wasn't even that horny this morning, despite being stood up twice already.  First, my Asian buddy that likes me to suck him off, bailed on me, then, a hotel hookup I had scheduled for this morning suddenly got "weird" and I told him "Thanks but no thanks."

So, I just just about to go out the door, but made one last check of Craigslist, just in case, and responded to this post:

Morning blow job anyone?? - 36 (Downtown)

Hosting NSA anonymous blow and go head. Balls deep to the last drop! Good looking Discreet and safe discreet location. Can trade pics.. No long back and forth emails, looking to milk some cock now! Clean DDF HIV- you be too.... come on guys stop beating off and let me do the work. 

No, not me.  This is a photo he sent of himself.

So "Bubba" invites me over to the Red Lion Hotel, and says he has to be quick, because he's got a work call coming in in 15 minutes, and proceeds to give me the blow job of a life time!  I'm serious!

This guy had all the right moves from the very beginning!  His mouth was nice and warm....almost hot, he used tons of tongue sliding up and down the shaft, head and that sweet spot, just below my dickhead.  He was moist without being too spitty, and could maintain suction, even while impaling his head on my dick, burrying his nose in my bush.

I tensed up so much from the crazy wonderful feeling, I gave myself a sore neck, and after he was through, I was gasping for breath and had difficulty standing.

My balls felt like they had been sucked dry and my groin ached (wonderfully) for an hour afterwords, reminding me of the intense Hoover Maneuver this guy put on me.

A new standard.  I think I've peaked.  It just can't get any better.  It's all downhill from here.  Sniff.

Dudes #144 and #145: 3 in one morning.

What a crazy morning it's been.  Chasing cock all over the valley.


It started early.  at 8:45, I gave another BJ to Dude #142.  10 or 15 minutes on my knees and I got a wad in the back of my mouth.  Back home around 9AM.  Then, I post on CL that I want a blow job.  Of course now I'm all horned up and ready to go.

This guy hits me back with a couple face pics.  Not bad.  He wants to text.  We go back and forth, and he says he's happy to come here, but has to take the bus.

The bus?  WTF?

No dude. I'll come to you.  Problem is.....room mate at home, and he can't host.  He want's to know if I'm down to get blown in the car?

Sure. Whatever.

I drive to Sugar house where I pick up the guy at his house, and he smells like beer.  That's probably why he can't drive.  Either too drunk or has a problem.....like DUI type of problem.

He gets in the car, and we roll around the corner to the parking lot of a church, and he goes down on me.  It's real nice too,  except the angle is all wrong to be perfect.

He only lasts 10 minutes on my dick and says we should be getting back.
Fucker.
He almost had me cumming too.
Kids.  They have no drive to complete what they start.

I took Guy McDrunk back to his place.

On the way home, some 22 year old kid sends me an e-mail, which I get on my phone.

"Hey man I'm 22, 5'8", 150, blck/brwn, work out 5 times a week, 7 uncut. Here's a body pic, got face pics for trade as well as a Webcam; let me know if interested. I live in Murray and go to the U. Peace"

Problem is I'm not sure which post he's responding to, or maybe he's just getting back to me for an e-mail I sent as a response to someone his post.  Turns out it was a response to a post that I put up way early this morning which I thought I deleted.

I was offering a NSA BJ in Murray.

Okay, so I have access to an empty condo in Murray.

Now you know.

Lots of e-mailing but the 22 year old finally agrees to meet me.   Shit.  He was hot.

Young, attractive, Latino (Colombian I found out after Googling his e-mail address and finding him on Facebook.)  He was my size, and very normal looking.  Until I got his shirt off.  Then, I saw he had pecs and arms of steel.  Of course he did.  Look at the photo.

We got inside the empty unit, and I got his pants down.  Hot American Eagle underwear, blue bannana hammock.  He was already sporting a semi.

I got the underwear down around his ankles,  so they could mate up with his pants, and I put that uncut snake in my mouth and charmed it out of it hood.

Nice dick, slight downward curve.  Lost of foreskin, no smell.  Tasty.  I licked and sucked and after a few minutes With him still standing I tried to give the best bj of my life,  the whole time my hands were exploring this kids firm butt and legs.  I wanted to get him off quickly as he was moaning about being late for work, in the e-mails.

After 15 minutes of dedicated sucking I offered him to sit or lay down.  He decided to lay.  It was as this time, he wanted to discuss his options about cumming. I told him that he should just give me notice, and I would probably let him cum in in my mouth.

"You gonna swallow?"  He asked.

"Um, I dont' know, maybe, I'll figure it out."

"Because I cum A LOT" he said.  "I don't want it to go every where, and wreck your shirt or something."

Well, how very thoughtful.

I fetched the towel from the counter and brought it to the blanket.

I spent another 15 minutes sucking his nice cock for all it was worth, but he just wouldn't cum.  Several times he just jacked himself, and sometimes I teased the head with my tongue and lips while he was pounding himself.  I would go back down on him and he would push his hand in there and start whacking off.

Clearly I wasn't going to make it happen for the boy.  He must have really wanted that cum because he started pounding his dick with consternation,  and even that took several minutes.  "Lick my balls" he whispered, almost inaudibly.  I complied.

Finally his balls tensed up, and his breathing became shallow, and I considered going back down on him but decided just to hover over and watch, as he used his other hand as a shield to prevent squirting on his shirt, and let loose the first volley of pearly white jizz.

It wasn't the most forceful squirt I've ever seen, but shot further than mine ever shoots.  He continued to unload on his hard brown abs and groaned with relief.

He used the towel to clean up, and I wasn't involved in any of it.

He quickly mopped up with the towel, pulled up his pants and fled.  I watched from the 4th floor window, as he sprinted across the parking lot to his car.

I'd sucked two nice cocks already, and been sucked myself and still hadn't cum.  It was now just after noon.

I put the towel to my nose and smelled the bleach scent of the kids spunk.  That brought my dick back to life, and I decided then to just take matters into my own hands.

It didn't take long, especially with that cum rag in my face, and as I got hornier and hornier, I even tasted one of the wet patches on the rag, and it's salty flavor sent me right over the edge, and I blew my wad all over the ceramic tile floor of the kitchen.

Later, I used the same towel to wipe it all up.

I think I better try to find a different hobby and a regular cock-sucker.  This hobby is taking up way too much time.

Dude #143: Don't try and edge me.

I posted in Casual Encounters.  I wanted a bj.  Guy or girl.  Didn't matter.  Actually it doesn't matter, but what girl is gonna give ME a bj?  Chicks don't operate that way.

This is a photo of him I found on Twitter,
except he isn't this heavy any more.

So, after a long while this dude hits me back.  It takes a few e-mails and he invites me over.  He texted me his stats.....  32 years old, 5'10" 200 lbs.  I was thinking.....yah, a little chunky, but whatever.

I got to his apartment and he wasn't chunky at all.  I don't think he's been on the scale lately, because he wasn't 200 lbs.  He looked more like a college jock.  The only thing that gave him any age at all were about 15 gray hairs at his temples.  By the way, I was also pleasantly surprised when he removed his baseball cap, and he had a full head of closely cropped hair.

Long story short, he gave me a pretty aggressive knob-job.   Lots and lots of good tongue.  No teeth, and tons of good suction, pressure, and up-n-down.

He did a couple of weird things, like firmly grip my cock and give me some hand job, just when I didn't want it, and he also pulled off, worked up a gob of spit, hawked it on my erect penis, then went back down on it.  Maybe he's seen that in a porn movie.

He got me on the brink once, and then pulled off, asking me "how's that feel, bud?".
"I"m so close." I responded, almost gasping.
"Let's try to keep you on the edge a bit" he said, and went back to work.

I kinda lost all the momentum, and for a couple minutes, I thought I wasn't going to cum, but the guy had dedication, and despite a few fumbles, and too-firm-grim hand job attempts, he got me to cum in his mouth.

I took no chances this time and gripped his head tightly so he COULDN'T pull off and held it on my cock while I unloaded, moaning with pleasure.

He said he'd be happy to do it again.  I hope he was serious, because that was a great blow job.