Dudes 230 and 231. Another two-fer

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Dudes 230 and 231
Hahaha.  Another two-fer.

Wow.  This was crazy.

I had a guy scheduled to come over here this morning, Dude 226, but he e-mailed last night, and said he couldn't make it in the morning.

So, I hit the Craigslist early.   Before 6:AM.  I posted for someone to come and suck me off.  After a couple hours, I was getting nowhere, and even posted another ad that I was looking to suck dick.

I got a couple of "could we do this later" e-mails, but nothing actually panned out.

I ran an errand at 10:45 and came back about 11:15.  I checked CL again, and there was this post:

??? - m4m - 18 (salt lake)

 Date: 2011-10-18, 9:58AM MDT

I'm looking for a downlow fool 18-25 too kick it today I would like u to suck me off and cum in ur mouth or on the floor don't matter as long I bust a nut..  I'm a sexy latino 100% discreet and u be too!! I'm 100% clean too soo safe sex if we go that far hit me up with a face picture in the first email or no reply.

So, I recognize the pic and post, and also the fact that he says he's 18.  I had responded to his post the other day, and much to my surprise, he responded back  even though I'm 31 years his senior.

So, anyway, back to today. I hit the kid back and told him I'd blow him if he wanted to come over.  We had quite an e-mail volley, back and forth, he kept asking me if I was alone....he wouldn't want anyone walking in in him.

Long story short, he said he was going to come over!

In the meantime, Dude 231 hit me back.  He was one of the "can you do it later" dudes from this morning's un-suck-sess-ful posts:

Morning head needed - m4m (SLC)
Date: 2011-10-18, 5:59AM MDT

Come over and suck me off. That's basically it. I can travel to you if need be, whatever, I just need to get a bj and squirt in your mouth.

I'm not young, I'm not hung.

I'm a nice normal guy that's height-weight proportionate and have a smaller build.
I'm a non smoker, clean, free of stds.

You need to also be std-free, hiv-neg and like to suck dick for awhile and like the feel of a cock squirting in your mouth. You can spit or swallow after that, I don't really care. They you flee, okay?

Happy to exchange pics and stats. 


This is the e-mail exchange from "Jon" at 9:AM:

Jon: You still looking for a blow? if you are let me know where your at.

Exp Jack: Yah, I'm still looking.  I'm at 9th W. 7th S.  Only if you are STD free, HIV neg, non smoker.
I'm in my 40s, 5'6" 143.  STD free, non smoker, hiv neg.

Jon: Yeah, I'm married std free non smoker HIV neg. 6'4" 210. I could come by around noon 

Exp Jack: Hit me back around noon and see if I'm still free.

Jon: Will do. 

So, now I have some Latino kid that wants me to suck his cock, and some 6'4 giant that wants to suck mine!

Cool.

Problem is timing.

Here's how it played out:

The kid told me he was here at 12:05.  (although he wasn't )

The giant told me he could be here in 30 minutes at 12:10.  (arriving about 12:45)

The kid finally arrived at 12:25.   He was a little husky, but not bad, and he was wearing the shorts in the photo he had posted.  I quizzed him about his birthday, as I didn't want this to be some sort of entrapment sting.  If he had looked underage (he didn't ) I would have asked to see ID.

He gave me his birthdate, but left out the year.  I already did the math and had the year in my head.  I asked again "what year," and he told me, 1993.  He had turned 18 just eight months ago.

Ok, proceed.

We went to the living room and I started to cue up the porn.  I put in straight porn, and when I turned around, his pants were at his ankles and he was stroking a nice cock, with a lovely black bush while sitting on my couch.

"Big dick." I said.  "Yah, thanks", he replied.

I assumed the praying position and gobbled down his 7 incher.  It had a hard upward curve to it, like a banana.   I sucked him for a few minutes and it got rock hard.  Mmmmm.

He reached down and started playing with the tent I was pitching in my Levis.   I pulled off his dick for a minute and opened up my pants so he could cop a feel, and he did just exactly that.  I sucked him some more and he pulled me off of his cock, and he bent forward and tried to eat my dick.

I stood to give him better access.  He went down on me and seemed to like it.  It didn't last long, and I didn't want it to.  I had someone else on their way over to suck me off, so I had to get this show on the road.

I went back down and had some more Mexican Sausage, and once again the kid pulled me off.  He looked at me and asked  "do you have any condoms?

"Um........yes, why do you ask?"

"Do you ever let guys fuck you?  Or do you only fuck the guy?"

"Um.....I never bottom", I said.

"Oh" he paused. "Do you want to fuck me?"

I'm thinking WOW.  Where did that come from?

"Not today, we're running out of time.  Can you get off from me just sucking  you?"

He was pretty sure he could, and so was I.

I went back down on his dick.  I even stuck my finger in his mouth while I was sucking him.  He nursed on my finger just like he sucked my dick.  I even felt he had a tongue piercing, that I didn't notice before.

After just a minute or two, his breathing increased and his dick got really hard.  He said he was gonna cum and I mumbled  "ummmm hummmm."

It wasn't a lot, and it wasn't too powerful, in fact, I wasn't even sure I'd gotten him off, except I did have the slightest cum flavor in my mouth.  I realized that he was just in the throws of post orgasm so I gently nursed him through it, until he physically pulled me off.

It was then I heard the chime on my phone, indicating a new e-mail.  It was "The Giant", saying he was close by.

The kid let out one last spasm, and another pearl appeared on his cock head.  We looked at each other, and it was as if he said..."well, you gonna just look at it or clean it off for me."

I fucking ate it.   Hahahah.

He pulled up his pants and we said our thank-yous.

He told me to e-mail him if I wanted to do it again,  maybe we could fuck next time.

As he pulled out of the driveway, I e-mailed The Giant from my Blackberry, and told him which house was mine.

He arrived 2 minutes later and walked up to the front door, and I invited him in.

I was pleasantly surprised.  He was young (28?)  Very trim, and really didn't look to be either 6'4 or 210 lbs.

I turned on the porn and dropped my pants and sat on the couch.

"Ron" started to suck me off.  His suction was too light, and I had gone completely soft.   I hadn't washed my dick from when the kid was here.  I wonder if he could taste him.  He certainly got to taste left-over pre-cum from the kid encounter.

Ron sucked and sucked, and despite it feeling pretty good, I did not get a boner!  I do not know what the fuck is going on with my penis these days.

After about 5 minutes I started to chub up, but I wasn't yet fully hard and I felt like I was going to cum soon.  This is seriously weird behavior for my dick.

Well, I did get a little harder, and I did cum, right in Ron's hot mouth, and he milked me through it, although he didn't stay on my dick for all of it.  My dick was already going soft when he finally pulled away and I was able to clean up with the cumrag stashed nearby.

He snickered and grinned and I thanked him.  He said he liked it. and I believed him as he had a boner going on in his levis.   I touched it just to point that out, and said maybe next time I could pay him back.

"No problem buddy.  No reciprocation needed."

"Okay.  I do suck dick sometimes, but I'm not usually very interested if I have just come". I said.

"I understand buddy.  No problem, man."

So,  Ron bailed, and I e-mailed him, and thanked him again.  "It was hot." he replied.

So, that's was a rare treat!  I sucked a nice hot young cock.  I got a sweet load, I was horny as fuck and some other hot dude came and gave me relief, all with in a half hour.

I gotta remember this when I get flake after flake.  Sometimes it pays to be patient.

Dude 229, Fun but frustrating Adam4Adam hotel hookup.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Dude 229


I was looking on the CL and Adam 4 Adam.  It's a slow day, and mostly posting are young flaky kids that want to play e-mail games.  It was fun for awhile, but I knew eventually I'd want head.

I saw the following profile on Adam 4 Adam,.  Using the messaging system I said:

Explorer Jack: I'm  HWP, orally inclinded.  I like your shower pic.  Any more?
cricket: Let's meet
Explorer Jack: Cool.  When and where?  I'm good to go as soon as I shower.
cricket: Now works. Can host at airport Comfort inn, or can cum to u
Explorer Jack: I'd love to shower and come to you.  I'm not far.  I could be there in 30 min or less.
I have to ask, are you STD free, HIV neg, non smoker, like me?
cricket: Room 208. Cya soon
Explorer Jack:You didn't answer my question; are you STD free, HIV neg, non smoker, like me?
Explorer Jack: I'm out of the shower, but didn't hear back from you.  I get e-mail on my  phone.  I'll head your way, but need to hear from you one last time before I go to your room.  Okay?
cricket: sorry. thought we were all set. I'm expecting you


So, he finally hit me back on the e-mail and confirmed he was indeed HIV neg, and STD free, and a non smoker.  Gee whiz, it's like pulling teeth!

When I get to the hotel, I head up the stairs to the second floor.  There was a guy at the top of the stairs, on the phone, and we made eye contact.  I nodded and proceeded to find Room 208.  The guy, got off his phone call and followed me down the hall.   When I knocked on door 208, the guy who was following me, said hello, as he was obviously the occupant.  He didn't quite look like his photo, but close enough.

We went into the hotel room and it was about 85 degrees.  I mentioned it and he said it was cold earlier so he cranked up the heater and then went out into the hallway to get better phone reception.

We shed clothes, although I left my shirt on.  I sucked his nice looking cock.  It was about my size, longer but thinner, with my sized balls, which hung much lower than mine. (I'm jealous of that)

After blowing him for a few minutes, I had to lose the shirt because I was so bloody hot!

He mentioned nipple play, and he got quite verbal when it came to me touching them, or especially licking them.

We blew each other.
I stuck my finger in his mouth, which he sucked on.
I rubbed and sucked his nipples
He gave me a couple of great hand jobs.
I face fucked him a little.  He seemed to enjoy my dick being jammed into this throat.
We did some 69, and finally we ended up with me blowing him, playing with his nipples and him giving me a most excellent hand job, where I was mostly fucking his hand, and yet, as good as it was, as stimulated and hot as it was, with a nick juicy dick in my mouth and my dick going in and out of his slippery hand.....

I could not cum.

This shit is starting to piss me off.  He didn't cum either. He said he didn't want to cum, and probably wouldn't from a blow job anyway.

So, I dressed.  Somewhat sweaty and frustrated, and went home and jacked off to twink porn.  Shit, it was a decent sized gob I shot too.

So, fuck.  That was that.  Not bad, but a little frustrating.

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Dude 225 & 228, Good grief Charlie Brown. Routine.

Dude 225
As written Thursday, October 13, 2011

I guess I forgot to write about dude 225.  To be honest I don't remember much about him.  Here's what I wrote down on my "running list of guys"

Steven Van Blahblahblah.  E-mail: vanblahblahblah_steven@yahoo.com Tubby average guy. His dick got big. I blew him. He lasted 5 min then cummed in my mouth.                          

Wow, that must have been fun.  Looking back over my old e-mails, I found this out about him as well:

I'm 6' 0", 200 lbs, HWP, and sane.  Just looking for an enjoyable blow.  People seem to like my cock.  If you aren't comfortable, then I'll just leave.  Like I said, I'm sane. :)

I'm up in Davis County, but I could be down there in about an hour or so.

Thanks

Steve




Dude 228
As written Thursday, October 13, 2011


This was another ho-hum encounter.
He responded to one of my CL posts, looking for head:

Him: 46 yr. old 6'1 175lbs. good looking great shape looking for someone to
give and receive head clean 7.5" cock , you host -day time can trade
pics.

Me: Often times I can meet up in the day, well in the mornings. I don't
have a huge dick, if that's important to you. Close to your age, but
smaller. You free Thursday morning at 7AM? 8AM?

Him: Ya can you do 9 or 10 instead?

Me: Maybe I can hold off till then. Can you hit me up early Thursday morning and let me know if you're still interested? You're STD free, like me, right?

Him: Yes I'm clean I am married w kids. what area do you live in? you can also text me 801-555-3130.

So, we made plans. He came over at 9AM, actually he was late, but he let me know while he was en-route.

From his facebook page,
he used his real name and e-mail address

I'm pretty sure he was older than me, and not the 47 he advertised. He was skinny and had most of his hair. I'm pretty sure it had been dyed. He got completely undressed and sat next to me on the couch and fondled my soft dick. I played with his and guided his head to my lap.

He responded correctly and got on his knees and blew me. It was pretty good, but he got back up on the couch after 5 minutes and so I went down on him.

We swapped a couple times but I didn't think he was gonna get me off unless I was a little more demanding and forceful and I wasn't really in the mood. I just wanted a bj, or maybe I just wanted cum, I don't know.

I asked him if he could cum by me blowing him. He said yes, so that's what happened. It was fairly uneventful and he didn't shoot a ton, and it didn't taste bad, so I swallowed. I didn't have a hard on by the time he left. He did ask about finishing me off, but I told him he owed me one.

We will see if he contacts me again to pay me back. If he does, I'll take the bj, but I'm not going to chase after it.

** Update.  I never heard from him again.  I am devastated.

Dude 227 Partnered Blond Hottie

As writen Friday, October 7, 2011


Cha-ching!  Jackpot.

One hellava handsome blond guy just sucked me off.  He was in great shape too.  His teeth may have been all capped, because they were perfect and oh-so-white, but he was smoking hot.

Strangely enough, he gave me a killer knob-job too.

He sent this when he replied to my post.

I posted "suck my smaller dick" ad on CL.   He was the first to hit me back, but couldn't make it over for about an hour.  I told him I'd think about it.

Well, it's a slow day here in Craigslist Flakeville, and I wasn't getting any takers, so "Dexter Hottie" said he was coming down from Park City anyway, and oh well, why the fuck not.

When he got out of the canyon, he e-mailed from his phone and I gave him the general area of my house, and then he hit me back when he was close.  I gave him the address, and tried to get a hard on from watching some porn.

It worked but by the time I answered the door, invited Dexter in, and got my jeans off, my chubby had subsided.

Dexter took off his shirt and shoes, leaving him in jeans and a crisp white t-shirt.

He got down to business right away, and sucked my soft dick to full mast quickly.

He liked to lick around my balls and crotch, and wondered if he was going to try and lick my butt hole, but it never did progress to there.

He sent this one unsolicited as well

He sucked and licked, and I watched it.  I watched it and I liked it and it turned me on!  It wasn't too long before I was ready to cum, and I remembered we had already agreed he would take my wad in his mouth from our e-mail exchange.

Honestly I tried to give him warning, but I couldn't get my mouth to work.  When I could finally speak, it was almost too late,  but I managed to blurt out "here ya go" as my first blast was coursing through my cock.

He made yummy sounds and willingly nursed every drop from my dick, but that didn't stop me from clamping down on his head in my lap, gripping it tightly,  as I shook from my orgasm.

He swallowed and then gave me a nice warm hug afterward, saying he was craving that.

He sat down on the couch next to me and I put my boxers on.

He leaned back and I could tell he had a boner.

"You wanna watch the porn and jack off?" I asked.

"Maybe I better" he replied.  "You ever suck?"

"Sometimes, when I 'm in the mood.  I'm not usually in the mood after I've just cum." I chuckled.

Dexter pulled out his dick, and started jerking it.  It wasn't huge, but a bit bigger than mine with a big mushroom head.  I helped out as best I could by fondling his nutsack and gently rubbing his white t-shirt and hard chest underneath.  I grazed his nipples and they got hard, so I rubbed them a bit too.  After a few minutes, the tell-tale breathing let me know it wasn't going to be much longer and Dexter let the cum fly!  He shot 2 or 3 nice ropes onto the terry cloth towel I had standing by, then a few dribbles, followed by another intense blast that went half way up his chest.

We mad a little small talk, and after he left, I sent him another e-mail thanking him.

He didn't respond back, and I take that as a pretty sure sign,  I'll never see him again.

I looked him up on Facebook.  He used his real name and e-mail address.  It appears he has a partner or boyfriend in many of his photos, so maybe he's just getting some on the side.


***UPDATE.  Two years later, and my instincts were correct.  I never heard from Dexter again.

Dude 226 Anyone up for a load this morning?

My Craigslist posting:

Anyone up for a load this morning? - m4m - 49 (SLC)

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Date: 2011-09-26, 7:01AM MDT

Reply to: your anonymous craigslist address will appear here

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I Want to blow my load in a hot mouth, hosting now, close to DT, little or no chit chat.  You walk in, start sucking my cock, I kick back and enjoy it.  HWP 5'6" 145lb HWP white guy here HIV- ddf, looking for same.

That garnered just a couple of reponses, but this one seemed to work: From: R. H. <fly_69???@yahoo.com> To: Jack  Sent: Monday, September 26, 2011 7:42 AM Subject: Re: still looking? I am 50, 5feet9" 200lbs long dark hair. 5" cut and I am clean, I am drug and disease free and a non smoker. I am a nice and respectful person. I enjoy women but I'm also Bi-Curious, I don't receive anal but do enjoy giving and recieving oral, sucking and rimming. Body contact..hugging and rubbing is good too. I am not into kissing men though. I am masculine, discreet. I told him to come give me a bj, then bail if he wanted.  He agreed.   Imagine this guy with straight hair in a ponytail Guido arrived in his black Toyota 4-runner.  He was stocky, but not fat.  He had a long black pony tail which I later found out, was still a little damp from the morning's shower.  Average looking guy, but he looked good for 50, and could have passed for 40. He came in and got to his knees. I dropped my boxers and he commenced to suckin. It was good from the get-go.  I got hard almost instantly.   He seemed to like to tongue my balls, and groin, then pushed my legs back and said he wanted to "get at that ass." It's been a while since I've been rimmed, and I gasped.  I secretly wanted more, but was fine when he just resumed the BJ. He started really pounding it with his mouth, but I told him I liked it nice and slow and gentle.  Much to my surprise, he did exactly that and nursed and made love to my dick until, 10 minutes later I was cumming in his mouth. He took me all the way through route-orgasm to post-O-sensitivity.  He licked and sucked me clean and seemed disappointed when he couldn't get even one more drop out. We made just a little chit chat.  He had a boner going in in his auto mechanic uniform when I commented on it, he asked if he could stay and jack off. I said "sure" and tried to nonchalantly go about my business in the kitchen while he yanked his crank.  5 minutes later, he asked if I wanted to "come and see this." Sure, I'll watch you blow your wad.  He pushed out an average size dribble, from his avarage sized cock, ringed with trimmed black pubes. He wiped up, we thanked each other, and he left to go to work. It was a pretty good BJ.  Not sure if I'd ever feel like going down on him, but we'll see. ***Update.  I never really heard anything from this dude again, but....... a couple months ago he answered another post, and although I didn't know it was him coming over (the new Craigslist reply system removes both parties actual e-mail addresses, and reroutes messages through a forwarding system)   I recognized him immediately when he came to the door.  It was a nice repeat bj, only this time he didn't stick around to beat his meat.

Dudes 223 and 224 Back to the hook-ups

As written Monday, September 19, 2011

Dudes 223 and 224

I sure miss my regulars.  Trying to hook up with someone new is fun, but FRUSTRATING!

Take this Fuck-Head for instance:

He answered a my CL Post, where I was very direct and clear about wanting a BJ to completion.  I even added "spit or swallow I don't care."

Well, he shows up, and we get down to it.  In all honesty it was a good blow job, but 5 or 6 minutes into it, he says he has to pee.  He gets up, goes the the bathroom.  I'm waiting, naked on the couch, and he says,   "well, I think I"m gonna just take off.  That was fun though!" and he heads out the back door.

I'm like.....what the fuck????!!!!

So, I hit up one of the other 10 guys who answered the post (I had a lot of success this morning with the CL post.  Don't know why.) and this other dude agrees to eat Fuck-Head's sloppy seconds.

I travel down to the Airport apartments, and this dudes place is cramped.  I think it's a studio, and it has both a bed and a couch in the living room, and there's no floor space at all.  You gotta walk on the bed to get to the couch.  What ever.  At least the guy is not that handsome.

He was maybe late 30's, dumpy and shaved head.  Just an average stocky bald guy in a cluttered cramped apartment.

He sucked me off.  It was pretty good.  Lots of nice tongue on the positive side, lots of cold hands on the negative side.

I finally cummed in his mouth, and he let me come down from my orgasm, before running to the bathroom to spit.

I washed my hands in the kitchen sink then found my boxers and pants, climbed up onto the bed toward the door and fled.

I won't be going back, though.  And if Fuck-Head ever answers another of my posts, I'm gonna fuck with him a little.   Hahaha.

What it would be like to have a boyfriend.

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A crack in the wall.

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Dude 195 (again)

I don't often recount the tales of guys I've previously hooked up with, unless the encounter was super hot.  And this one was.

Dude 195 found me on Grindr this morning, just like he did the first time.  After a good long chat, he said, "I think we've hooked up before".

Okay, if you liked it get your ass over here again!

We both showered and he got here quick and parked his Honda Element in the driveway.  He lives only a mile away.

Honda walked in and my plans of getting head first were destroyed when I undid his belt, took down his pants, and his boner flipped out.  Nice big boner by the way.  Honda pushed me to my knees and stuck that shiny cut dick head in my mouth.  It was tasty, so I didn't complain.

I blew him for a few minutes and got myself all worked up.  Did I mention he had a fantastic and somewhat large cock?

So I asked him to blow me, and he obliged.  I sat on the arm of the sofa, and he knelt.  He stroked his big dick while doing it, and I could see his cockhead getting all angry and red.

After I had my share, I told him to sit on the couch and I sucked his cock some more.  I think he got close to orgasm, and pulled me off his dick, and guided my face to his.  He planted a big kiss and we started making out.

The thing was, is I had been cranking my own super hard cock with my right hand, and now we were making out, and grinding together and my dick was grinding all up around his butt crack.

I kind of instinctually started a rhythmic thrust in that general area while we me macking on each other, and low and behold, I felt a hand reach around, grab my ass, and he was pulling me into him, basically encouraging me to try and penetrate.  I pushed and he pulled, and passion kind of took over, but my cock would not go in.

I finally went back to blowing him and in a couple minutes the same thing happened again.  He pulled my face to his, then pulled my grinding butt to "fuck" position, and he raised his legs for better access.

Again I tried, and I think I got my dickhead in part way, but the angle wasn't quite right and I couldn't go further, and besides, I really wanted him to cum in my mouth.  So, once again, I pulled out with the intent of blowing him some more, but the look on his face, was priceless.  He wanted my dick in his butt and I knew it.

I said, "I have some real lube, if you want to seriously want to try this."

"Do you have a condom?" He then asked  I noticed he was flush, and his chest was red.

I gathered the "fuck blanket" and the towel and led him upstairs.

I got the astroglide, and a blue condom from my dresser drawer, and suited up.  Honda got on all fours on the bed, and I went to work.  It was tough.  He was tight and my condom covered dick wasn't as hard as it was with all that making out.

I tried using my lubed thumb to work his ass some more, and he was moaning and gasping.

Finally, with him on his stomach, and me laying on his back, we made the beast with two backs.  He was really getting in to it, but I was having issues.  We tried again doggy, and then he wanted me to lay on my back so he could ride my cock.

That didn't work at all and I threw in the towel, and told him I needed to suck his dick some more.

He lay back on the bed, and I worked his ass with my lubed finger, and sucked his dick.  Only a minute went by when he pulled me off, and said I was going to make him cum too quick.

"That's what I want." I said.

"Are you going to cum right after?"

"Hopefully, if every thing times out."

Well, sucking cock, working his sphincter and jacking my own dick was juggling a lot of balls, but thats how it went, but not for long.

Honda announced he was gonna cum, and I felt his anus clamp down and spasm on my finger as a wad a tangy watery jizz erupted in my mouth.  It was amazing to be inside and outside of his orgasm, with his pulsing cock on my tongue, and his hot ass clenching my finger and his pelvis thrusting all a the same time.

I knew to pull my finger from his ass before his orgasm subsided and he let out a yelp of pleasure, and he involuntarily pulled his penis from my mouth.  I swallowed his gob, and went back down on him again to catch the rest of his orgasm, and gently tongued his creamy cock head.

He was whimpering and spamming in post orgasmic sensitivity.  I just love that.

One of these days, I'm gonna have to let that guy suck ME off for a change.  On the other hand, he has one nice cock and body, and I can't seem to keep my hands and mouth off of it!

Dude 222, Nice dick and red nylon shorts

Not much to tell here, except I got to suck one of the nicest dicks I've seen in a while.

Here's my usual MO for posting:  I go to the SanDiego M4M Craigslist site.  I cut/copy/paste some other guys post, then basically use it for my post, changing some of the particulars to fit my situation.

So WHY do I cut/copy/paste someone else's CL post and use it as my own?

Because, after lots of looking at CL post, I've learned to spot the same people over and over again.  I can tell who they are by the words they use, and now, I have become one of those "Crigslist Trolls" that kind of creeps me out.

I guess I could analyze how behavior I find creepy in others, I tolerate in myself, but the truth is, I really don't know how else to get sex.  I'm certainly not going to go the route of "outing" my self, then dating in hopes of "getting some."

No.  I guess I'm better off being creepy, than being celibate.  Been there, done that.  Don't want to go back.  And, I guess I convince myself that I'm not really that creepy anyway.  At least I work hard on disguising it, like using other posts to make me sound a little different.

Here's what I posted this morning:

saturday start ur wkend right..masc guy swallowing - m4m (slc dt west)
Date: 2011-09-10, 7:41AM MDT
Come by (or invite me over) and enjoy the service of Hairy masc cocksucker , neg, ddf, .looking to suck dick to completion, and swallow what ya got
You be 30-60 HWP ddf and non smoker. no recip needed
if ad's up i am lookin... send pix/stats for reply .

prefer smaller cut ..
Bi gay or straight...



Well, I only got one response, before I realized I was running out of time, but that one turned out to be a winner!



28, 170lbs, 6c

(seriously, these 12 characters and a photo was his response to my post.  I guess I asked for pic and stats, and that's what I got.)

Me: I'm late 40's.  5'6" 140.  Discreet, downlow, std free.  Can host but only until 9am.

Him: Cool. I could be there in 10

Me: R U STD-free?  HIV neg?

Him: Yeah I'm clean.

Me: Cool.  I'm gonna take a quick shower.  Come to 900 W. 700 S.  Hit me back when you're close and I'll tell ya which house.  10 min away?

Him: Is that the exact address?

Me: No, not the exact address, but I live very near the corner.

Him: Almost there. What does the house look like?


So, this kid arrives.  Short, stocky, and a young looking 28.  College look, T-shirt and red basketball shorts, a mop of auburn hair.

He pulls down his shorts.  He' commando, and sporting a long penis.  It sure looked longer that six inches and it was still soft.

I commented on it and went down on him tout-suite.

Mmmm, it got long and hard and stayed skinny.  It fit nicely between my back molars and I didn't have to put much effort into tooth avoidance.  I even deep throated it a bit.  I guess I never realized that I could actually do it if the dick was slim like that.  I never thought about it before.

It did trigger my gag reflex once, but I recovered.

I savored his tasty cock and played with his tightening nut suck for about 8 minutes when he kind of pushed me off him.

I combined his pic with the red shorts.
Yah, it was kinda like this.

"Are you okay?"

"Yah, but I don't want to cum too quick."


So I made a little chit chat.  I asked how he liked it.  Did he have any pointers?  Faster?  Slower?  Deeper?  Shallower?  As usual he said "I like it all."


I figured he'd calmed down enough for me to resume.


It was just another 5 minutes or so of bobbing his knob, and he managed to whisper. "I'm gonna cum....."

I hummed my approval, and it took another few minutes but soon he pumped a small load of bitter cum into my mouth.


It wasn't a lot, and I had no problem tasting it, but it was kind of metallic tasting.  The last time I tasted cum like that, the guy was taking a lot of meds for an army disability.



But, no matter, he was hot.  His cock was hot, and I had a huge tent in my shorts.

I rinsed my mouth out in the kitchen sink while he donned his basketball shorts and flip flops said "thanks, that felt good" as he shuffled past on his way to the door.

Dude 221 Creepy dude

Friday, August 12, 2011

What a fucking waste.  You know, most guys from CL are nice guys and some are just plain old fucking WEIRD!

Here's the post I saw on Craigslist:

Any Cock 4 a BJ - m4m - 50 (host, n.valley)

Date: 2011-08-12, 10:16AM MDT

Reply to: pers-9rxpx-2543143890@craigslist.org 

Any cock, any size, any age as long as it cums, deepthroat and swallow

or cum on my face, fast or take your time, my place, private, clean,

discrete. Send stats and pic if serious, me- 6½ cut, 170 lbs, ddf

 And thus started the e-mail exchange:

You blowing dudes? I'm not hung. Your age. Clean, no stds or
anything. Discreet.

Yes to BJ, 50 yr, std free, discrete now is good, size not a problem
just means I can get your nuts in my mouth too

Well, where are you at? I just got out of the shower an hour ago, and
would love a pre lunch BJ. I'm west of downtown and can travel
pretty quick. You suck to completion? I take about 15 minutes and
then like to bust in the mouth.

Sounds good, still have to wash it when you get here, I suck till you
cum, most of it in my mouth, now is good. 853w elm tree place (900n)
#???, door will be open, I do it with only a t shirt on, say yes if ok

Sounds good to me. I'll be there in 10-15 min. I'm close. Twink or
college porn is good if you got any, if not that's cool too.

Waiting with my own hardon

I get there and "Phil" is a scrawny old fucker.  He didn't look the 170 lbs he advertised, more like 150, and he was 6' tall at least.  

The place smelled of ciggy smoke.  Fuck.  He asked to see my cock, then approved to go on to the next step.  I was led to the bathroom where he washed my dink  in the sink, using a washcloth.  I felt like I was three years old again.  Really, I know how to wash my own cock!

Back in the living room I go to sit on the worn sofa, and he tells me I have to stand.  I went to rest my hand on his shoulder for balance.

"Oh, you can't touch my shoulder...."

I can't remember the reason.  Surgery?  Injury?  Maybe his skeleton would just pop through the skin.

Not him, but close.

He sucked me and I got hard quickly.  About 5 seconds of good bj, then pull off and whisker stubble and shit rubbing my dick head.  Another 5 seconds of BJ then some other weird shit.  This went on for two minutes or so, and he asks if I'm close.

I grabbed my boxers and said, "you know, it's not going to work out, thanks anyway" 

"Oh come on man, you looked like you were close!" He cried.

Some more begging from him while I got dressed as fast as I could and I bolted.

Fuck.  What a waste of time.  At least he wasn't far away.

Dude 220 (plus?) Four-way

Thursday, August 11, 2011

So, my second four-way.  And I'm not talking about a four-way-stop, at an intersection.  I am talking about a four-way inter-sex session.

Here's the CL post I answered this morning:

fuck/suck/facial (wj)

Date: 2011-08-11, 8:08AM MDT

Reply to:

Reply to: pers-qk6jh-2541187495@craigslist.org

nice lkg guy needing help to tag team fuck a friend visiting...he's masc, slim, ddf, hiv neg...u must be too...hosting in west jordan...looking for a few guys or more to fuck him, and then cum on his face/mouth....in shape hwp guys with CUT cocks, no overweight guys...clean cocks please...bring lube if possible, condom...send cock pic for response and address....looking for around mid to late morning before noon...thx

So, I send pics.  Few questions were asked of me, but I was invited over.

As I left to drive out to bum-fuck suburbia he said: Sounds good- just getting started and 2 more on their way...he's slim, nice ass, tight, clean, ddf, HIV neg for sure...but he wants everyone to cum on his face and mouth.

I get to the house, I'm a little nervous.  Condoms in one pocket, and lube in the other.

The door opens a crack, and I see a face.

"I'm here from the ad posted on Craigslist."

Uh, come in.

I walk in and there's a naked 55 year old guy stoking his semi erect dick and he leads me to a back bedroom.  He's in pretty good shape.  Okay looking.  Like me I guess.

Since he's naked, I take off my shoes, shorts and boxers.  He's got a big ol fat dick and lays on his back on the bed.

Without saying anything I just walk over and start sucking him off.

A 30-something Latino dude then comes in and I'm wondering if he is the bottom.

I ask who is getting fucked.

They tell me the bottom is in the shower cleaning up.  I ask the Latino guy if he want's head, cause he's got a real tasty looking dick with a nice black bush surrounding it.

"Um....I gotta clean up first.  I'm part of the the issues with the bottom."

At some point it became clear to me that the Latino had fucked the bottom and some poo appeared.  The bottom was still in the shower cleaning up.

"You suck dick?  I ask the Latino.

Yah.

"Then hook me up brother, " and I go back to sucking the older white dude's big phat dick.

The latino does as requested, and sucks me as I'm sucking "Rusty."   It's pretty good and I'm getting a good boner.

The Latino disappears around the corner  I overhear what's going on in the bathroom.  Latino get in the shower to wash his cock, and the bottom gets out and towels off and get dried.

Meanwhile, I go down on Rusty again.

The Latino re-appears, and stand next to Rusty, and I am kneeling between two cocks.  I can kind of smell ass a little on the Latino, but not enough to deter me, besides he has the better cock for sucking.

During this, the bottom, a skinny little guy, my age or older, nice and trim muscle build with funky looking jet black hair appears.  I'm not sure it its a toupee, or just a styled hairdo, but what ever, I'm not here for a beauty shop course.

The bottom prepares himself and I'm sucking off the other two.  I stand up, an these two were making out while I was blowing them.

I ask Latino if he want's to resume his turn fucking the bottom,  and he politely says I can butt in....he's got time.

Sweet!  I put on a purple condom and lube up.  Bottom guy is on his back legs in the air, pink-eye offered up, and I I gently push in.  It was no problem and I start fucking away.  The other guys watch and quietly whisper things to cheer me on.

"Yah, fuck his ass."

The Latino jumps up on the bed and straddles the bottoms face and pushes his cock in the bottoms mouth, while I'm pounding away in his ass.   I was just about to lean in and nuzzle Latino's neck when he pulled away.  I think the angle wasn't working out.

"Can I suck that?"  I ask.  Latino agrees and stands on the bed.  His hands go to the ceiling for support and I'm digging having his chorizo in my mouth while fucking the bottom whose ass is by now is so relaxed I'm not getting much sensation down there.

We fuck like this for  awhile, and I know I'm not gonna cum fucking this guys ass.  It's just getting looser, and he's making no effort to clamp down on my cock.  I decide to pull out and give Latino his turn back, when to all of our horror we see it at the same time.

Dirty dick.  Yep.  Brown on purple.

I quickly escape to the bathroom, peel off the dirty rubber and put it in the trash.  I wash my dick in the sink and the bottom comes in the bathroom for another shower.

I return from the bathroom and Latino starts to go down on me to blow me blow me but reels away.

"Oh, no.  I can't!

Fucking great.  My cock smells like ass.

I go back in the bathroom and wash it in the sink with plenty of soap.

When I go back in the bedroom I suck off Rusty some more.

Latino goes back down on me and this time I guess I have washed off enough stink because he's now sucking my cock.

After the bottom comes back, he apologizes and says he just want's his facials, and asks his fried Rusty to start it off.

The other two start jacking off, but I'm just not feeling it.

I said  "I don't think I'll be able to get off that way".  If some one wants to blow me that's cool, but I don't think I can just jack off.  Sorry."

I grab my boxers to leave, and Latino speaks up.

"I'll blow you " and he gets on his knees and starts sucking.  I tell Rusty to stick his cock in my mouth, and so now I'm in heaven again.  My cock in Latino's mouth, and Rusty's fat prick in mine.

It's doing the trick and I'm getting close.   As I go to Jack my own dick, in order to give the bottom guy his facial, Latino stands next to me and beats me to the punch and spews white cum all over Bottom's face.  I see this, and it helps me cross the threshold, although I can't see it, cause I still have Rusty's pubes in my face and his cock lodged firmly in my mouth.

I blow my load on Bottoms face and finish my orgasm and pull off Rusty, and he Jacks off above his friend the bottom while Latino cheers him on.

I'm feeling post climax awkwardness, and start getting dressed  and finish up just in time to see Rusty add his spunk to the two loads already plastered on the bottom dude..

Bottom dude hadn't cum yet but was working it hard, and had three loads of hot jizz on his face for inspiration.

I waved good bye and with not another word, found the front door and fled to my car.

Sure would have been hotter with a cleaner tighter bottom, but what the hell.  It doesn't happen every day that I'm invited to a four-way.

**Update.

I'm pretty sure the "bottom" dude came over and blew me two weeks ago.  Up until then, I never saw any of the other three again, although I occasionally saw some similar postings on Craigslist over the coming months.

Dude 219 The "Soda Can"

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Ah.  Dude 219 was like a fresh breeze.

I had been e-mailing this guy on Adam 4 Adam.  Here's his profile.

Hello out there, Love a good Chat! 49, 5'10", 160lb, 30w, Slim, Brown Hair,Some Body Hair, White, Looking forFriendship, 1-on-1 Sex. Hello,,,, Nice guy here just looking for friends, possable friends with benefits....... Love a good chat . If you are a descent person, send me a line.... Hey... We all love a good blow job, right? and some of us are horny alot! ... but hey, you gotta be able to like the person.. So lets Chat... and see where it takes us..... Antiquing, woodwork, outdoors, walks.... etc Conservative, Out No, Smoke No, Drink Socially, Drugs No, Zodiac Gemini. Versatile, 8" Cut, Safe Sex Only, HIV Negative, Prefer meeting at: Your Place. retail

So, several things caught my eye.  Slim, trim.  Not out.  Looking for 1-on-1 sex,  non smoker.

His A4A Profile pic

I hit him up, via the A4A message system.  Cross between instant messaging and e-mail.

I can't remember if he responded back immediately  but I think it was later he hit me back.  A day later I asked for his e-mail address and he sent it to me.  

I sent a regular e-mail to him as well as finding his facebook page with it.  Nice looking guy.  Normal.

He never responded to my -mail, but the next day, I saw got another message on A4A again.  He's interested in meeting up.

Again, I mention the e-mail, and I guess it's an address he doesn't use much, but he says he will check and  sure enough, he hit's me back.  He says he'd like to blow me, and of course I say I'd like him to blow me, so really it's just a matter of when.

Now is good...one of us says, although I can't remember which one initiated it.  Yes.  Now is very fucking good indeed.

I say I need to shower, and he says the same, but within an hour or so, he's knocking at my door.  He's nice looking, my age, about my build, but slightly taller, slightly thinner.

We get down to it and it's an awesome blow job.  In fact his tongue technique is so good, that I'm getting close after about 5 minutes, and I kind of don't want to cum that quick, without tasting his cock.

So, I pull him off and tell him I'm going to cum too quick, and does he want me to suck him for a few minutes?

He tells me he really wants me to cum and he wants me to do it in his mouth, and thanks for the warning.

Face pic on A4A

So, I almost fucked up, and my body almost betrays me.  He goes back down on me, but sometimes it happens that no matter how good the BJ is, if I almost peak too soon then stave off the orgasm, I lose so much momentum that it's nearly impossible to cum.

But this guy, I'm gonna call him "Soda" , stays with it, and the head is absolutely amazing, and I'm thinking, "WTF?  I should be cumming in buckets and soon, because this feels so good!"

So, it's ten minutes or more later and indeed, I'm climaxing in this guys mouth and he's sucking on my dick like a Wyoming calf, and it so fucking sensitive, but in a "eyes rolling back in their sockets wonderful" kind of sensitive,

Afterwords, he use my handy terry cloth towel, and cleaned me up, and he sat naked with me on the couch stroking my leg.

Again, he was such a fucking nice guy.  Normally, I would be shaking his hand, thanking him and showing him the door, but I couldn't exactly do that, cause he was still naked and sitting next to me stroking my leg.

So, I stood up, and put on my boxers.  I apologized that I after I cum, I'm kinda not horny any more, and I was NOT going to blow him, but I offered him a drink.  Mt. Dew or beer?

He accepted the Mt. Dew.

We chit-chatted for about a half an hour.  Have I mentioned that he was a nice guy?

Hopefully Soda and I can become regulars.  A thank you e-mail from me, and one in return from him would indicate that is a strong possibility, but I've been duped like that before, so I'm guardedly optimistic.

Update:

I can't believe it's been two years since I met "Soda Can."  Indeed we became pretty good friends.  At first we got together every Sunday and Wednesday morning, and soon fell into a routine. He'd let himself in the back door, and head upstairs to my bedroom   I would already be in some state of undress, fresh from the shower and he would disrobe.  We'd climb up on the bed and I would suck his giant cock, as best as I could, he would cum.  I'd let him cum in my mouth, I didn't' often swallow, but I'd clean him up afterwards. 

Then, he would suck me off.  His head was always predictably good.  Not over the moon fantastic, but predictably good.  I would always take 14 or 15 minutes to cum, and I started even watching the clock.  The sex (always oral) was very routine.

In the beginning I found out he took a viagra before he came over. We agreed that he should not do that any more.  This gave me a small window of time to suck his soft cock, which was the only way that monster would fit in my mouth.  Once it swelled up to it's full potential, all I could do was fit it's bullet shaped head in my mouth, and do my best to give the shaft a spitty hand job.  He took a predictable amount of time to cum as well, and stayed on the edge for 3-5 minutes, his whole body turning rock hard, and quivering and trembling, until I brought him over the edge.  Then his entire 160 lb muscle mass would relax, and he would release copious amounts of sweet tasting cum all over the place, panting and breathing hard and exalting in the afterglow.

After a couple months, we dropped the Sunday morning get togethers, and only met on Wednesdays.  It was almost every Wednesday, for over a year.  There were occasional interruptions because of my work or travel, but his schedule was very predictable.

We even went out to breakfast a couple times, and twice he took me to my mechanic to pick up my vehicle that was in the shop.....actually he picked me up a my mechanics once, took me home then sucked me off....hahahaha!

Soda Can and I had a good thing going.  He had another "buddy".  A guy that lived in a town north of here about a half an hour.  He was more involved with his other buddy, often spending the night or weekend with him.  His kids had met the other guy, thought he was divorced.  The other guy would occasionally come to Soda's house, but not overnight, and only when the kids were at their mother's.

I was a little jealous of the other guy, but not really.  I was jealous of the relationship they shared.  Although Soda and I got along great, and were mutually attracted to each other, and sexually attracted to each other, there was no romantic spark.  I don't know why.  He really was the perfect type of guy for me.

All that came to a halt last November, just before Thanksgiving.  One of these days, you'll hear about "the incident" and the dark days that followed.  

For now, Soda and I are good.  We don't hook-up any more, and really don't talk, but if he see's me online, he'll say hi, and we went out to breakfast a couple of months ago when I needed someone to talk to, and he was a very good listener.

I'm grateful to have had a friend like Soda Can.  It opened my eyes to some possibilities, of being with another guy.