CL Encounter #63 -- Almost.

Eeeeew. Again. What the fuck is wrong with me.

So I was totally horny Thursday morning. I thought my normal guy would blow me, but he didn't get back to me, so I went on the hunt. I even posted on CL, but all got was a bunch of people who would respond, then disappear, or take a half hour to respond and ask a bunch of silly questions.

So, I saw this post:

> Come and Get Me!! (WVC / Kearns)
> Reply to: pers-gkmsq-1571249489@craigslist.org
>
> Come over and get me naked, horny then Fuck me. Just be Cut and Clean. I don't care about age, race or anything else. Just be CUT and Clean. I am Hosting now!! I am 6", cut and clean. Hosting till 1030am. I am in Kearns.
>

So, I drive all the way out to Kearns, and believe me it was far,

and the guy who answers the door, is the guy who watched me get a BJ last summer. (see CL Encounter #19) He is an older guy, like 65, bad teeth, poor posture, almost no hair and very plain looking. He was wearing only gym shorts. It wasn't a good look. Picture Mr. Drucker from Green Acres, but with beer belly, bad teeth and saggy man boobs.

I hate to rail on someone who has been dealt an average hand in the physical department, but this guy wasn't doing ANYTHING for me in the boner dept.

Still, I thought, what the fuck.....I drove all the way out here, maybe I can get off.

We went downstairs to an average dark basement bedroom and he asked me two or three times what I liked to do. I said, "I though you wanted me to fuck you." He agreed.

I asked, "can you suck me a bit, and get me hard?" He said sure. He sucked me for about 60 seconds, then asked "do you suck?

"No." I replied. He sucked me again for another 60 seconds, the quit and started to rub my chest. "Relax, buddy. You're so uptight" he said.

I wasn't uptight, I just knew this wasn't going to work.

I said "keep sucking me." and he sucked me again for another 60 seconds.

So, I said, "roll over, let' try something else.

I rubbed my marshmallow dick on his flat white ass for a minute or two, and I knew it was futile. It was NOT going to get hard in this situation.

I just abruptly said. "this isn't going to work. I'm going to just go." and qucikly got dressed.

Mr. Drucker just sat there with his mouth agape, not knowing what to say,

Holy Crap, that was awkward. When will I fucking learn my lesson?

Note to self:  Fine, let anyone blow you if that's what they want, but don't think you're going to fuck just any ol' ass. You really gotta want it.

Now, if I can just listen to myself, instead of my hormones, for once!