I have decided to quit writing about EVERY encounter after I hit #100. It's all getting routine, don't you think?
This morning for example; I posted early. I was extra horny because a guy was supposed to come over last night, after he got off of work at 9PM.
I was looking forward to this paticular guy coming over last night, because he was just a normal average guy. He drives a crappy truck. He isn't tall. Isn't fat. Divorced. X-wife who is a terminal alcoholic. You know, the usual suburban guy. He just like to suck dick once in a while. I think I was his second or third dude he had messed around with.
So, this isn't about him, but lets you know why I was a little extra horny this morning, and I was bound and determined to get blown, and I didn't really care who was doing the blowing.
I wasted no time when I got up. I briefly looked at Craigslist, and then submitted a posting of my own.
Suck me off early
Guy next door type here, could really use an early morning blow job.
I'm bi, 5'6" and 140, in my mid 40s. Smaller cut hard dick.
I can host or travel. Prefer someone HWP around my age, but really not that picky. It's just a bj, not a relationship.
A guy in West Valley hit me back, but I had talked to him on the phone a couple days before. Flaming black dude. I wasn't interested, not because he was black, but because he was such a flamer.
The next guy that hit me back sent a body shot.
I'll spare the details about him getting here, although it was a bit of an ordeal, but in the end, the not terribly attractive, average, stocky shaved head guy was kneeling in front of me, sucking my rock hard cock, while I was watching my favorite Sauna-Twink porn on the TV.
15 minutes of bliss, and I blew a load in his mouth. He kind of gagged or chocked when he tasted the jizz, but like a trooper, kept going as long as he could, and then kept stroking with his hand, until I finished squirming around like a trout out of water.
I reached for the handy, hidden terry cloth towel I keep close by, and he cleaned me up, and just like I requested, he bailed.
Maybe I didn't get sucked off by a super hottie, bu I guess it's not a bad way to start out a Sunday Morning.
The next guy that hit me back sent a body shot. Big ol belly, but I didn't care about that.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to admit that I would care. That would probably be a deal breaker for me. I guess I'm a looks bigot and pot bellies, which the majority of guys seem to have, really turn me off.
At the same time, I realize I'm not exactly Adonis looking myself, at least with my shirt off.
Any port in a storm, and I have done that myself in the past.
ReplyDeleteI told the story yesterday to an e-mail correspondent of one of my more yucko hookups. In fact, I think it might have been my first ever internet hookup.
To make a long story short, this guy I'd never met comes over to my house. We'd chatted on Instant Messenger and I'd seen his face on web cam was all. He looked like a big guy if only cause his head seemed so large.
So, the guy shows up and he's not only real tall- probably 6'4" or taller- he's morbidly obese. The guy must have weighed 400# or more. He could barely stay on his feet.
So I go to suck him off. He's laying half way on the bed with his pants down and I don't see a cock. He reaches down between the rolls of fat and pulls his cock out. It pops to the top and is the second smallest cock I've ever seen.
He came even quicker than I usually do. I think he was done inside of 3 minutes, of which I was glad. A totally yucko experience.
Oh, why did I go through with it once I saw him? I was desperate to suck cock and, since I invited him over, I didn't feel it would be polite to tell him to leave. He was a nice guy personality- wise, though.