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His post on CL:


Bi bottom in need now - m4m - 30 (salt lake)


Date: 2012-09-04, 11:20AM MDT



I am a 30 year old white guy, in my office and ready to leave here and come to you and get pounded. Safe, clean, discreet, serious, and ready now. In shape. Let me know and lets do this asap.
  • Location: salt lake
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3249522723

And then, the inevitable e-mail exchange:

I'm DTF.  Smaller older guy, can host, close to Downtown.

5'6" 140, 5.5" hard cut dick.

DDF, non smoker.  You?

I am a 30 year old white guy, in my office and ready to leave here and come to you and get pounded. Safe, clean, discreet, serious, and ready now. In shape. Let me know and lets do this asap. 

Yah, I have condoms and lube.  What are your stats?  I'm not so good with big beefy butts, prefer more slender.

Also, Are you STD free?  HIV neg?  Smoker?

Totally clean on all fronts.  I am 5'11, 180, pretty slender with nice butt.   You will like it!  Just want to fuck me or anything else?

Maybe I will suck your dick for a bit first.

You can suck me but have to have a rubber on.  Gotta be real careful.  Where?  I'll come now and you can fuck me.

So "John" shows up, and he's quite good looking, expensive car, and nice dress slacks and golf shirt.

We came up to the bedroom and he got undressed, and I had him lay on the bed. I gave his a quick lube hand job, and he got hard quickly, and then I rolled him onto his stomach and poured more lube in his ass crack.

I fingered him for a bit, and got my dick hard, put on a rubber and stuck my dick in.  He kept rising up until he was on his knees and I was almost standing, or semi squatting.

We just got started when my dick came out, and it was "dirty."  John turned around and saw it and was very embarrassed.  "OMG.  I'm so sorry.  That's not supposed to happen, I'm SO SORRY."

"No worries man, you want to use the bathroom?"

He did, and when he returned we agreed to try again.   I had more difficulty getting hard (imagine that) this time, but finally I did, and finally I was fucking him with some rhythm.   He seemed to like it and was trying to match my thrusts, but my dick popped out again and ....well, you guessed it.....poopy.

Again, John was embarrassed, almost humiliated, and retreated to the bathroom with lots of apologies.

Without saying anything more, we both decided to call it quits.

John left, and I'm quite sure I'll never hear from him again, although I would like to take another stab at it (so to speak) I'm sure he's just too embarrassed.


*****Update.  John and I had a couple e-mail exchanges and we agreed it would be worth another try, but it just never happened.  I've not seen him since.

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