Dudes 297 and 298 Older not so in shape.

Not too much to tell, and honestly I'm tired of telling it.

So, yesterday, I posted, looking for head.  (I know, how novel!)

I was replied to by several older men, that I had ignored in the past, but I thought, "what the fuck?  a mouth is a mouth."

Screen capture from the video

Yesterday, this guy came over.  He was short, a bit chubby, balding and older.  Not the most desirable of combinations, but he was eager, and he was a nice enough bloke.

I'm not sure why, but beforehand I had decided to try and record this event, and indeed I did.  I placed my iPhone discreetly behind a statue on the fireplace mantle, and hit record, when I saw his car pull in the driveway.

The thing about this video is;  it doesn't make the cock sucking guy look good at all.  I watched it, edited it and uploaded it to Youtube.  I usually let ONE particular friend view my videos, but this one is so embarrassing, I don't know if I can do it.  Brannis, you know who you are.

So, the highlight of the schlubby knob-job are:  That he insisted on stripping down to his underwear. I wish he hadn't.   He started making moaning noises after blowing me for a bit.  Added to this his

labored nostril breathing (his mouth was full of course) and he became just a little bit "piggy." complete with snorting.   He asked me to be more verbal.  I tried, but my heart wasn't in it.  After getting me off, he was super horny and he asked if he could jack off.

I said of course, but I was now in NO mood to participate. 

Thankfully, he declined and just dressed and left, but only after giving me glowing compliments on my dick, and begging to be invited back.

This morning I hit up one of the other older gents that contacted me yesterday.  

He send this in his original request

I told him it was his turn, and if he made it to my house by 9AM he could suck me off and eat my cum.

This guy was a little older I think, but had more hair, and either it wasn't grey or he colored it.  He also was in a little better shape.

I found this in an old e-mail

He was not so talkative (thankfully) and just blew me, ate my load, thanked me and also begged (well, maybe not begged) to be invited back.  The unique thing about this BJ (there's always something, right?) is that he was chewing, some king of mint gum.  The cool mint saliva was actually numbing my dick, and making my nuts tingle.  Note to cocksuckers:  Bonus points for having fresh breath before arriving, but don't chew the nuclear peppermint flavors.  Stick with something milder, like wintergreen, or juicy fruit.

So, it looks like I've got two older cock suckers in my back pocket.  Both are available in the early morning,  both give a pretty good blow job and they both swallow.  All pluses (if not down-right requirements) in my book.

Update:  The first guy flaked out on me a couple days later, so I crossed him off my list, and refused to answer any more e-mails from him.  One strike, you're out.

The second guy also hit me up, but asked for gas money!   WTF?  Yah, he lives clear out in Herriman or something, but that's his fucking problem.  If you can't afford to drive in to town to suck my dick, then look closer to home, but I'm not paying for some 65-year-old cocksucker's gas in his big gas guzzling boat.