Dude 303. My new boyfriend (of the hour) Wow!

This was worth the wait, and worth the drive.  I really had my doubts. Especially when the guy emailed me the wrong hotel room number, I thought for sure this was a set up.

It all started yesterday, I was pretty horny and looking for someone to suck my dick, or even to fuck.

After responding to several ads on craigslist, and checking in with Grindr, and Adam4Adam, I could see that nobody was advertising what I wanted.

I took a proactive approach on Craigslist and created my own post.  It was pretty straightforward, saying I either wanted to get sucked off, or to fuck.  It also stated that I was not looking for anybody chubby, chunky or husky. No big bellies.

Apparently that eliminated almost everyone from Craigslist.

An hour went by with zero responses. The next couple hours were fruitless as well.  I actually got an 18-year-old kid, who sent me his picture. He was Asian or Filipino.  Little, tiny, itty-bitty, like 125 pounds, skinny brown and cute with glasses.

I told him I was more than twice his age. Truth is, almost 3 times his age!

Turns out, he was trying to hustle me for money.  I politely turned him down, and truthfully said, we should look for people in our own age brackets!

Another dude hit me back asking if I might might be interested in waitin until the next morning at 8 AM. Oh, and by the way he was in Park City!  But he sent his photo, and he was pretty hot!

I told him maybe, and would check back in with him. Of course I had every hope that I would get some action yesterday afternoon, and not have to wait till this morning. But no such luck.

So last night about 6 PM when I began to lose all hope of hooking up, I emailed this guy back and we put together a plan for this morning.  Of course, these advanced planning things almost never work out. So I didn't have my hopes really high.

His Handsome Photo

I was surprised, when I got an email from him at this morning at 5:47 AM.  The deal was still on, and how soon could I get there?

Earlier, he told me he was in Park city with his family, and they were leaving around 7:45 AM to catch a flight home.

I told him I could shower, leave Salt Lake about 7:AM, and arrive there about 7:45. He agreed.

Well I got to Park City early, and let him know via my cell phone email that I had arrived. I didn't hear anything back from him, so I thought it best to wait. I didn't want to barge in while the wife and kiddies were saying their goodbyes to The Closeted Homo dad.

At 7:45, he responded to my email: "sorry man, I was in the shower, come on up. "

So I made my way into the hotel, and up to the sixth floor where he said his room was. Problem was there was no room 7261 on the sixth floor!

I went down and found a Hispanic janitor vacuuming, and asked him where room 7261 was. He told me the second floor.

I found the room on the second floor, and tapped lightly on the door, no answer.

Well this dude did specifically say the sixth floor. I wonder if he meant room 7661?  I went to that room, and tapped on the door. No answer again.  Hopefully these rooms were empty, and I didn't wake any visiting vacationers.  The whole time, I"m e-mailing, telling him that he gave me a bogus room number.

One last thing I thought to try, was maybe he got a little dyslexia. And I found room 7621.

The door was cracked ajar with the dead bolt latch propping it open.  I tapped lightly and heard somebody say hello. I opened the door and there was the dude sitting on the couch in his underwear.

He was wearing glasses, and I wasn't absolutely sure it was the same guy.  But he didn't seem to be alarmed that a stranger was coming into his room, so I just went with it.

"Are you Joe?", I questioned

"Yeah, come on in."

I went in and he stood up and greeted me with an embrace.  He reached down and felt the bulge in my Levi's, and by then of course I lost all doubt that I was in the right room.

He initiated some rubbing and touching and even went in for a kiss.

I went with it, and reciprocated,  he started groping and kissing and nuzzling, and so I just mirrored his actions.  Actually, this dude was perfect. Except for him being so young, I'm guessing about 28, he was fantastic!  He was actually a little shorter than me, just as trim, and beautiful brown skin and black hair.  I'm not sure of his ethnic heritage, I'm guessing Latino, maybe Asian,  could have even been Middle Eastern, Italian or Spanish!

He wasted no time pulling my shirt off up over my head.  I felt his hard dick tenting straight out tenting his underwear, and didn't waste anytime going inside to cop a feel. He had a nice black Bush. And I enjoyed running my fingers through it.

As he was nuzzling my neck, I reached up and kind of pushed him down, he kissed his way down my body, until he arrived at my at the top of my Levi's. He unbuttoned, then pulled them down, then fished my cock out through the opening of my boxers.

My dick was already hard, but this of course made it even harder!  I stepped out of my pants, and he pulled down my boxers, almost ripping my cock off with them.  I let him suck my cock for a couple of minutes.

"Should we move this to the bedroom?" I questioned.

He responded with a smile, and led me to the bedroom.

He pulled back the sheets and duvet and climbed onto the bed with its mountain of soft white pillows.

I climbed on top of him and we had a pretty heavy make out session, which got me really hard, and we were grinding into each other like crazy.  Each of us sucked the other, and I even started rubbing his asshole, in preparation.

Finally, I was ready. I rolled him over and he knew what was coming. I grabbed the lube, which I pulled from the pocket in my jeans and placed on the nightstand, and squirted some in his ass crack.

Using first my index finger first, then my thumb I gently worked his butt.  He buried his face in the pillows, and moaned his approval, or was it discomfort? I can't be sure. But I think he was urging me to continue.

After some warming up, I rolled him back over, and kissed him deeply.  Then, with my mouth on his cock and my fingers in his ass he started moaning and squirming like crazy!

It was now time to don the condom.

I wrapped up, and rolled him back over to his stomach, and applied more Lube.  I did some grinding, then, I placed the head of my dick and lined it up with his asshole.

There was resistance at the entrance, so I gently rocked back and forth, using my dick like a battering ram on the closed castle door.

He responded by sighing, moaning, and pushing back. I think I had to remind him to breathe.

Finally, I was making headway, and got about halfway in. I rocked back and forth very slowly trying to let him get used to it. He then asked for more lube.

I could tell there was some resistance but I hadn't even thought of more lube. Damn! I need to get some more experience.

With more lubrication, the last bastion of resistance was broken down and I was able to thrust all the way into the hilt.

I fucked him on his stomach for a while, and he relaxed and started getting into it.  He was moaning, and panting, and saying things like "ooooh yeah, fuck me. Right there. Oh yeah. Right there."

We stopped again for relubrication and  then we fucked doggy style for a while.

At one point, he just sort of gave up the effort of being on his hands and knees, and melted back down on his stomach.  This is my favorite position.

We fucked like this for only a minute, when I knew, it was only a matter of time before I was going to cum.  I felt like I had dicked him enough for him to enjoy it, and I was more than ready to get mine.  I focused and drove my dick full steam ahead to cum town.

It was one of the best fucks I had.  He was moaning, I was moaning, I was squirming and so was he.  He seemed to be just as pleasured by my orgasm, as I was.

Afterwards, when the waves of pleasure subsided, I tried to slowly pull out, and we both breathed a sigh of relief.

I lay there for a minute, not knowing if he wanted to snuggle, or I should get the hell out.

"Wow, that was hot.  Thanks, I said."

His dick.  Nice, eh?

"Yah, that was really nice, he replied."

Mind if I bail now? I asked.

No problem. He said.

 I got up, pulled the cum filled condom from my rapidly deflating dick, and and grabbed the nearby towel, to wipe down the excess lubricant on my crotch.

He got behind me, nuzzled my neck, rubbed my chest, and it was really nice.  I could feel his semi hard dick on my butt, and I was enjoying the post coital attention.

So, I turned around, and we made out some more.

Fuck it, I thought.  I'm gonna suck this guy off and pay him back.

I pushed him down on the bed and started to give him head, and we were like that for awhile.  His dick was quite hard, but he didn't appear to be close to cumming.

I asked him if I could get him off with a blow job, and he said not to worry, it takes him awhile, and he had to get moving anyway.   So, I found my boxers and pants and he once again moved in and started going crazy nuzzling my neck, and I was a little afraid he was going to give me a hickey.

I tried to ignore this latest assault on my libido, and finished dressing.  We said our thanks and out the door I went.

That was a good one.  I hope it holds me over for a few days.

Dude 302: Beefy Football Cutie

Well this was kind of a weird afternoon. 

I kind of halfheartedly had been monitoring Craigslist all day looking for some action.  Nothing really caught my eye, or more likely no one responded positively to my advances, and I decided to put up my own post.

At first I didn't get a lot of hits, but as an hour or two went by more and more people started responding.  

One kid who claims to be 6' 1", 220 pounds, muscular build, Latino, tan skin, black hair........

He didn't give his age although later I found out, he is only 22 or 24.

But before we sealed the deal, one of my regular dudes hit me back. Kevin.  

Now Kevin is a regular buddy that lives very nearby.  The first time we got together it was for him to suck my dick, but I ended up sucking his dick and then fucking him in the ass.

The second time we got together, I came to his work, and he locked the front door and gave me a blowjob while I stood in the alcove leading to the men's room.

The third time was a threesome. Where me and another guy took turns fucking him in the ass, while we all sucked each others sticks.

So when Kevin said he was interested in sucking me off today, I thought wow this is great! And I told the other kid to never mind, as someone else had already invited me over.

So I go over to Kevin's apartment building, and he doesn't come to the door.  He doesn't answer my emails, and I don't have his phone number to text him.  All the while, the big Latino kid is emailing me saying how sorry It is, because if I had chosen him, I would be getting my dick sucked right now!  And I was beginning to believe him.

So after 15 minutes or so waiting, a motorcycle pulls up and pulls into the parking garage.  A dude emerges carrying a motorcycle helmet, and it is Kevin!  At the same time another dude is walking down the street, and appears to be going into the building as well.  

I say hi to Kevin, and he says hi back, and then said "oh, I picked up a stray", and tilted his head towards the other guy that was now following us.  It was very strange, but on the elevator ride up to the fourth floor, Kevin explained that he hadn't been sure that I was coming.  He obviously said this for the other guys benefit, as I was very clear that I was already on my way!  Kevin asked the other guy if it would be alright if I joined them. The other guy, whose name was Steve, said "sure" that would be all right.

I started to get a little weirded out. The other guy looked nice enough, normal enough, in fact more normal than Kevin. By the time we got to the door of Kevin's apartment, I had a change of heart and politely bowed out and told them I didn't want it to be awkward. I went back to the elevator, and headed back to by car.

Immediately I started emailing the Latino kid.  since he had already given me the address, I started driving there right away.  He hit me back promptly, and said he was glad I was coming over.

I arrived, and had some difficulty finding the place, mostly because I was on the wrong damn street, and of course he didn't give me the apartment number, just the address of the building.  He told me he would come out and meet me on the sidewalk, and he would be wearing a green shirt.  I walked to the correct street and building number.

His teeth were this perfect, as was his
thick black curly hair

Well, this very most handsome kid came out of the apartment complex.  He was very beefy, and had a football players build for sure.  Lots of meat on the bone. Not really fat, but very big and solid.  And, OMG! The cutest, most handsome face I think I have ever seen. 

So football cutie, led me back to his apartment, where a football game was playing on a widescreen TV.  Why this hot young man had invited the 50-year-old over to his place for a blowjob I have no idea!

He had me sit on the leather couch and then ask me how I wanted him. Did I want him dressed or undressed?  Take those clothes off fucker!  Well, I didn't say fucker.  I told him he had a great body, and I wanted to see it.

He turned out to be even beefier, than he looked in his clothes.  I hesitate to say fat, but that couldn't have all been muscle. However it hung very nice and tight on him.  Opposite his big booty bubble butt, was a very small penis, nested atop two gigantic thighs.

Football cutie then proceeded to give me one of the worst blowjobs I think I have ever had.  I give him an A+ on enthusiasm, and an F on technique.  He must have learned how to give head from watching porno's.  Bad pornos.  Honestly, you would think he never had access to a real dick, not even his own.  He was like a junior high school girl.  But damn if he didn't look sexy trying his hardest to get me off.  He was doing a lot of lollipop type licking, scraping of teeth, rubbing my dick on his stubble face, bobbing up-and-down too fast, tickling my balls, not enough suction, just everything that was wrong.

He then looked up at me and smiled (and it was a killer smile) and told me that he had protection if I wanted to do other things.

"Really?" I asked.

"Yeah man, you don't think I'm just curious, do you?" He replied, in his sexy thick latin accent.

He went back to sucking my dick, and I thought about it.  I wasn't really there to fuck, but this crappy blowjob may not do the trick. No matter how hot and cute his face was.

So, a couple more minutes went by and I asked him if he wanted to get fucked.  

"If you want to." He replied.  

He got up and went to his room, and returned with a condom.  He sucked my cock some more to get it to its full stiffness, and I opened the condom and let him apply it.  

I asked "got any lube?".

"It should already be lubed." He said, and I didn't know whether he was talking about the condom, or his ass.

Well, we gave it the old college try, but there was just not enough lube on the condom.  We gave up after only a couple of minutes, I removed the condom, and then he took me to the bathroom, and he washed my cock in the sink, and we returned to the couch and resumed his blowjob.

I was determined that I was going to get off because of his eagerness and of all of his effort.  I finally did.  He let me cum in his mouth, but it sort of went all over.  I asked for some paper towels and he got them for me and then he went to the bathroom and spit and rinsed with mouthwash.

Lifted from his Facebook page

I had sort of determined beforehand that I would repay the favor. How could I not? He was just so damn handsome! I asked him if he wanted me to get him off, and he did indeed.

So he sat on the couch and I sucked his tiny cock into my mouth.  It took a few minutes but I'll be darned if that little shriveled up fucker didn't extend to a reasonable sized cock!  And hard as hell!

The whole blowjob honestly didn't last that long, maybe six or seven minutes.  He told me he was going to cum soon, and I just hummed my approval, and kept sucking.

I felt him cum in my mouth, and immediately he started to say "okay okay okay enough enough enough!"

However, I wasn't going to let it go that easy, and tried to be as gentle as possible and get him through his orgasm, while giving him the maximum pleasure.

When it was over and he begged to be released, I grabbed a nearby paper towel and spent most of his gob into it then went to the kitchen sink and spit out the rest, and rinsed out my mouth.

After that we both quickly dressed and said our goodbyes.

I'm not sure if I'm interested in hooking up again, unless he wants to do something crazy like suck face. He had the nicest looking face, and straight white beautiful teeth.  So damn handsome!

Dude 301. Beer Belly Daddy

Well well, what can I say.

I was pretty horny, and didn't want to waste all day looking for someone to suck me off, and I was just about to whack-off, but just for fun I checked out Craigslist.

Some 48 year old guy said he was looking to suck dick, and I hit him back.  Much to my surprise, he was interested, and he was coming into downtown in an hour and a half.

A Google search of his e-mail address

led me to his "myspace" page where

I found these photos.  (WTF, myspace??)

We put the deal together, and he got a little sketchy, at one point he asked:

K man, im in your area.
Just to make sure no surprises...ur not Weird, disabled, impotent,  etc?

So, Beer Belly shows up.
He comes in and we make a tiny amount of small talk.
He sucked me for about 10 minutes, and although the BJ was only mediocre, I came fast, and hard, and filled his mouth.

Beforehand he had agreed I could cum in his mouth, but he never said he would swallow, and I could tell he had a mouthfull and was looking for a place to spit it. I quickly handed him the secret terry cloth towel, and told him he could spit into that if he wanted, and he did.

Afterwards, the usual awkward chit chat ensued.  He complimented me on my dick and the size of my gob, and off he went.

I promptly went outside and fired up the chainsaw, and trimmed some branches for the annual clean up.

Dude 300. The moaning bottom guy

Well, here I am.  A new world Spartan.  Number 300 is under my belt, or under my my body as I fuck him, if truth be known.

I had a someone who promised to be a regular Cocksucker agree to meet me after I got back from the gym this morning, but, when I got through with my workout, and checked my messages on my phone, he had sent an e-mail, and he was backing out.  No explanation, just couldn't make it this morning.  That was the older guy with a gut.  He'll never be invited back.

Dang.  I was counting on that.  Not because I was particularly horny, but because if I get a nice BJ early in the morning, I probably won't spend the whole day looking at porn, craigslist, Grindr, and getting myself worked up, then desperate to hook up and ......well you know, the damn day is wasted looking for sex!

But, today didn't work out like that, and since I'm not officially working, I did spend the damn morning looking at porn, craigslist, Grindr, and getting myself worked up, then desperate to hook up!

I posted an ad on CL:  "my dick in your hole at noon - m4m - 50 (slc)"
Much to my surprise, I got a few hits from a guy in their 30's.

Jon Doe claimed : i am 5'11" 205lbs workout, nice ass, 31 yo and would love a discrete, safe hookup. right now. I can travel to you. let me know.

So, we sealed the deal, and "Jon" showed up about a half hour later.  He was a nice enough kid.  Chubbier than he led me to believe, wearing a nylon basketball jersey, shorts, and some tennis shoes.

He shucked off his clothes at my instructions when we reached the bedroom.  He had a pretty small soft penis, but I grabbed it anyway.  He did not get hard.  I on the other hand, was rock solid and sticking almost strait up.  Thank you generic Viagra.

He grabbed my boner, and announced that he had condoms in his pocket.  I told him I had some on the night stand as well, but we could use the ones he brought. He had trouble finding the opening to his pockets on his BB shorts, but finally did and produced two gold colored foil pouches, one of which he opened and handed to me, saying, "do you want me to suck you a bit, with the condom?"

"No, I think I'm already hard enough" I said, stating the obvious.

He hopped onto the bed and lay on his back, but I instructed him to roll over.  I used the lube from the nightstand and squirted some in his crack.  I started to feel around his hot asshole, and pushed in a thumb.  Jon responded with a sigh and a moan.  I graduated up to a couple of fingers and worked them around, and Jon moaned some more.

"That's not your cock, is it?" he questioned, as he knew had not yet rolled on the condom.  He checked back over his shoulder, and from the position I was in, it clearly wasn't my cock, but I assured him it was just two fingers.

When I felt he was ready, I asked him to help me put the condom on, so he could be assured I was wearing it, and I entered his hole.  My full weight on him I pushed only halfway in, and he moaned for me to stop.

I waited a bit, and then we proceeded.  He was moaing like crazy and I started to pump away, but he begged me to stop.  Almost out of breath he said, "maybe we can try doggie style."

But I had other ideas.  I lay fully on top of him and nibbled his neck and ears, and whispered, "It's okay.  Just breath." and he responded by taking a couple of breaths.  "now push back.....that's it," and he followed my instructions to the letter, and pretty soon, he forgot about doggie style and was thrusting back on my cock, and practically sucking it into his hot asshole.

We fucked and fucked and he moaned and cried the whole time.  I loved it.  We finally did it doggie style, and his but had really loosened up and I pounded like a porn star and he was quite verbal...."God yah, that feels good.  Fuck me, fuck my ass.  I want to feel you cum in my ass."

Well, even though the talk was hot, the fucking wasn't going to get me to cum.  Not like this anyway, so I pushed him back down to my favorite fucking position,  i.e. him flat on his tummy and me laying on top and bucking my hips, rocking my cock in and out of his ass.

I could feel some momentum build, so I concentrated.......medium rhythmic strokes, and like the little engine that could, I fucked until I felt the pressure build and then the wonderful climax hit me and BAM, I was cumming and squirming all over the place, but Jon had his legs wrapped up around me keeping me in position, moaning all the time with me, until I has spasmodically pumped out the last of my cum into the latex colored condom.

We were both hot, sweaty and panting when I pulled out of his ass, and grabbed a terry cloth towel from the night stand (Always be prepared.)

I pulled the condom off, deposited it in the trash, and headed to the bathroom to clean up.

When I returned, Jon was whacking off furiously, and looked at me apologetically and said, "I had to jack off."

"Go for it man" I said, just in time to watch him squirt his load into his hand.

As soon as he cummed, he carried it to the bathroom and cleaned him self up.

Things got a bit awkward after that, but my phone rang broke up the awkwardness, and I asked if he minded if I took the call.

"Go ahead, I gotta bail now anyway" he replied, and he headed downstairs, with me in tow, still talking on the phone.

Jon, went straight to the door, and didn't look back, or wave goodbye.

Gay sex can be so weird.  Once minute you've got some guy tenderly whispering in your ear, while he wrecks your hole, and the next, you can't even look him in the eye.

***UPDATE***
2 days later he sent me this e-mail:  Wow that was fun. Maybe we could do it again some time?

Dude 299, tall black dude

This was about as simple as it can get.

I posted that I wanted to suck dick.

This guy hit me back:


Hung biracial guy here 33 6'6" 210 8.5"

He sent me these pics:

He then drove over, lumbered in (fuck, he was tall!) and dropped his basket ball shorts.

I sucked him while he stood for about 5 minutes, then he sat on the couch and I sucked him for another 10.  He was fairly verbal, and when it came time to cum he asked "do you want my cum".

I mumbled "um..hmmmm." and continued to suck, and he did squirm a bit, but I never felt an ejaculation.  My mouth had more "stuff" in it than normal, but there was no flavor, and I wasn't even sure if any cum came out.

Nonetheless, I spit it into the waiting towel, he pulled up his basketball shorts thanked me and bailed.

Actually, a pretty nice morning.

Dudes 297 and 298 Older not so in shape.

Not too much to tell, and honestly I'm tired of telling it.

So, yesterday, I posted, looking for head.  (I know, how novel!)

I was replied to by several older men, that I had ignored in the past, but I thought, "what the fuck?  a mouth is a mouth."

Screen capture from the video

Yesterday, this guy came over.  He was short, a bit chubby, balding and older.  Not the most desirable of combinations, but he was eager, and he was a nice enough bloke.

I'm not sure why, but beforehand I had decided to try and record this event, and indeed I did.  I placed my iPhone discreetly behind a statue on the fireplace mantle, and hit record, when I saw his car pull in the driveway.

The thing about this video is;  it doesn't make the cock sucking guy look good at all.  I watched it, edited it and uploaded it to Youtube.  I usually let ONE particular friend view my videos, but this one is so embarrassing, I don't know if I can do it.  Brannis, you know who you are.

So, the highlight of the schlubby knob-job are:  That he insisted on stripping down to his underwear. I wish he hadn't.   He started making moaning noises after blowing me for a bit.  Added to this his

labored nostril breathing (his mouth was full of course) and he became just a little bit "piggy." complete with snorting.   He asked me to be more verbal.  I tried, but my heart wasn't in it.  After getting me off, he was super horny and he asked if he could jack off.

I said of course, but I was now in NO mood to participate. 

Thankfully, he declined and just dressed and left, but only after giving me glowing compliments on my dick, and begging to be invited back.

This morning I hit up one of the other older gents that contacted me yesterday.  

He send this in his original request

I told him it was his turn, and if he made it to my house by 9AM he could suck me off and eat my cum.

This guy was a little older I think, but had more hair, and either it wasn't grey or he colored it.  He also was in a little better shape.

I found this in an old e-mail

He was not so talkative (thankfully) and just blew me, ate my load, thanked me and also begged (well, maybe not begged) to be invited back.  The unique thing about this BJ (there's always something, right?) is that he was chewing, some king of mint gum.  The cool mint saliva was actually numbing my dick, and making my nuts tingle.  Note to cocksuckers:  Bonus points for having fresh breath before arriving, but don't chew the nuclear peppermint flavors.  Stick with something milder, like wintergreen, or juicy fruit.

So, it looks like I've got two older cock suckers in my back pocket.  Both are available in the early morning,  both give a pretty good blow job and they both swallow.  All pluses (if not down-right requirements) in my book.

Update:  The first guy flaked out on me a couple days later, so I crossed him off my list, and refused to answer any more e-mails from him.  One strike, you're out.

The second guy also hit me up, but asked for gas money!   WTF?  Yah, he lives clear out in Herriman or something, but that's his fucking problem.  If you can't afford to drive in to town to suck my dick, then look closer to home, but I'm not paying for some 65-year-old cocksucker's gas in his big gas guzzling boat.

Dude 296. Downright raunchy

Into WS?

Never tried it.  You want me to pee on you?

Would you?  Never tried it either.

I could drink a lot of water and try.

K.  Cool.

Okay.  Back the fuck up.  What?

Yah, the above dialog happened on Grindr.  Okay, the kid's screen name was "Here 4 Top." He was young and fit, and why would he let a guy twice his age piss on him then fuck him in the ass?

Who knows, but that's what happened.

It all happened very fast.  I had NO intention of hooking up today.  In fact, I'm still recovering from a recent cold, and have a bit of a lingering hack.  I should NOT be out hooking up for several obvious reasons.

But,  I'm watching slutty internet porn.  There's a clip captioned,   "amateur, straight dude fucks the local fag (anon) hot verbal in this."  and it kind of gets me going.  It's a clip of a dude in a dorm, and guys just walk in, and fuck him.  Maybe it's just one guy, that fucks him four different times, I'm not sure, but, yah, it's kind of hot.

I check Craigslist, and then Grindr, just for fun.  I hit up "Here 4 Top" expecting to be blocked, but instead, he says, yah, he is looking for dick.  Send a pic.

Chit leads to chat, and the next thing you know, I'm driving downtown to his apartment building.   Mind you, he didn't give me the apartment number, but the address to the building.

I get there, and he says to wait, he drying off.  Then I say I'm going to look for more water, and he goes silent.  I hit him back three times, and I figure he's having a bit of fun at the old pervert's expense.  I gotta admit, getting the 50 year old guy to drink a shit-load of water, then having him drive downtown, with no where to piss IS pretty funny.

After 15 minutes, it's really not that funny, and I head home.  As I drive home, he hits me back.  I tell him it's too late, I've gotta get home and piss.  He pleads for me to come back.

"Just walk in piss on me, fuck me, n go!!  It'll b hot!"

Well, how often do I get that kind of invite?

I tell him I will return, IF he gives me his apartment number NOW.

He complies and I return.

He's on the 6th fucking floor, and tells me to take the stairs.  So, I huff up the stairs (remember I'm recovering from a cold) so I'm huffing and puffing when I get there.  I find his unit, and the door is locked, despite his instructions of "Walk in, go up to the loft and find me."

I message him on Grindr.  "The door is locked."

He replies.  "Okay.  I'll come unlock it, then give me a couple minutes and come in."

I enter the very nice apartment.  It looks like it's part of a Restoration Hardware ad.  Wood and steel and granite and glass.  Very nice and somewhat industrial.  I go up the steel and wood staircase, and as my head reaches the second level, I see straight ahead of me,  handsome fit young man, in a white designer jock strap, on his knees, with a black blindfold around his eyes.

Fucking fantastic!

His open bathroom door was a few feet past the landing of the loft.  His small tidy bedroom was to the left.  The bathroom area was kind of part of the loft landing and bedroom entrance.  The sink area was outside the toilet/shower area, like in a hotel, and the toilet and shower were beyond another door.  There was only a shower curtain separating the toilet from the shower area, and no shower curb or anything, just a gently sloping tile floor, so the entire little room was the shower area.  Perfect for getting pissed on, as it was basically just a big walk in shower with a toilet in the room.

I took off my clothes outside the room, and said little if anything.  I honestly didn't know whether I could work up the courage to pee, even though I had a full bladder.

Once I was down to just my tee shirt, I walked bare foot right up to him and just tried to relax, and a little stream of piss, started to dribble out.  It got a little stronger, and I pushed a little harder, and pissed on his neck.

He said, "aaaah" and turned his face a little so I was now pissing directly onto his chin, and he opened up his mouth a little, then quickly shut it.  I can't say I blame him.

I grabbed him by the hair, and cocked his head to the other side, and pissed on the other side of his neck.  He got bolder and put his mouth in the stream again, and this time, moved forward and put my pissing dick right in his mouth!

I continued to pee, I think.  It was hard to tell, as the pleasure of getting a blow job, might have clenched off my pee.  I started to chub up earlier, and that didn't help matters either.  

Have you ever tried to piss with a hard on?

Using his hair, I pulled him off my dick and found a weak dribble coming out, so I pushed a little and sent a jet onto his cheek and neck.    This new force seemed to inspire him to suck on my dick again.  This time I pushed as hard as I could, but almost pushed too hard, cause I thought I might poop!

I decided not to push so hard next time.

I again pulled him off my dick by his hair, and this time the expelled a mouth full of light yellow pee, and let it run down the front of him.

So, the peeing went on for a minute or two, until I was either empty, or too hard to let any more out.

So, "urine-boy" turned and face the wall, and started praying to Meca, offering up  his perfect, lightly hairy ass, framed nicely by the ultra white of the designer jock strap.

No, if lines hadn't been crossed already, they were suddenly about to.  My plan of course was to put on a condom, and I had condoms and lube in my pants pockets, just outside the door.

But, when presented with his ass, I realized my I was kind of standing in a small puddle of pee, and for some fucked up reason, thought the trek back to my pants was going to be too great.

Okay, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.  Obviously I was NOT thinking,  because I just squatted down, and stuck my bare dick in his lightly hairy asshole!

It went in without much difficulty, and he had obviously done his prep, because I used no lube what so ever, save the saliva he left on it from sucking my dick.

He moaned his approval, and I just started fucking.    I think the kid liked it too, and his lightly hairy asshole was working it's magic on my dick.

I didn't last long.  It was only about 3 minutes, maybe 5 tops, (no pun intended) of serious in-out, in-out, and I was going to bust.

And in anther selfish and totally stupid move, I didn't say a fucking thing, I just cummed in his ass as I fucked myself silly and maximized my own orgasm.

Man that felt great.  Man I am a dumb shit sometimes.

I told him to stay there, on his knees, and he silently obeyed.

I walked to the sink, suddenly now not caring that I had pee on the soles of my feet, and went to his sink, where I grabbed a white hand towel, wet it from the faucet, then washed first my cock, then my feet.

I then tried to dress as quickly as possible, and got on my boxers and pants, and tried to figure out what to do about my socks.  I decide to screw the socks, and put on my slip on shoes, and just grabbed my socks in my hand.  I threw the towel on the back of my still-kneeling conquest, and slapped him on the ass, and headed down the stairs, then out the door.

On my way home, I noticed he was still signed on to Grindr and messaged him;  "That was some crazy shit."

He didn't respond.

When I got home, he was still signed on, so I asked him how he felt about the whole encounter.

Again, I got nothing.

After I finish uploading the screen shots to this blog, I'll sign off and sign on again.  I have a feeling I will have been blocked.

Was it my performance, or his shame?

(PS.  I logged back on.  I'm not blocked....yet.)

If I can hook up so easily, why am I still single?

I took this online personality test the other day.  You take the tests, and it assigns you to one of 16 personality types.  It told me I was an INJT Personality.

I'm not exactly sure what that stands for... but I read about INJT personality folks and they were pretty close in explaining me.

One thing that caused me to pay attention was this:

Every personality type has many weak spots and INTJs are not an exception.  INTJs find it very difficult to handle romantic relationships, especially in their earliest stages. People with this personality type are more than capable of loving and taking care of the people close to them, but they are likely to be completely clueless when it comes to attracting a partner.

The main reason behind this is that INTJ personalities are both private and incredibly rational. They find it very difficult to understand the complex social rituals that are considered part of the dating game, especially in Western societies. Things like flirting or small talk are unnatural to them; furthermore, INTJs tend to see typical attraction tactics (such as feigning disinterest) as incredibly stupid and irrational.

Ironically, INTJs are most likely to attract a partner when they stop looking for them; this is when their self-confidence starts shining again. There are few things that are more attractive than the unrelenting self-confidence that INTJs are known for.

Perhaps this is why I'm so successful at hooking up, and so unsuccessful at my emotional growth.  For hell sakes, I was almost 50 before I realized that sleeping with someone, through the entire night was pleasurable, even if  I woke up 50 times a night!

By the way, if there are any INJT personality types, age 40-60 in SLC, reading this blog......

What the hell is taking you so long to get at me?

Dude 295, Big dude dick sucker.

After sucking off two black guys simultaneously in my hotel room, I was ready to get sucked off myself.

I posted on Atlanta's Craigslist, and a couple guys hit me back.  Here's the one I chose:


Any luck on your postting yet  ?? 
I am in the area & am straight as can be ith a girlfriemd, & another girl on the side...

You need for me to come over & be the "Bitch" ??


Sure, come blow me, I'm at the Wyndham.


Ok, sounds like fun..  Are U man enough to be firm with me, make be the bitch, Etc??  I'm a 36yr old clean white guy..


What room # ??  I'll be right there..


516.


As you can see.  I didn't mince words.  I also had very little faith he would show up.  We didn't ask any questions of each other.  I posted two pretty revealing pics with my post, so he knew what I looked like.  He also knew I was 50.

I got a knock on my door, with only 15 min left before I had to check out.  This great big guy, probably 6'6" and 260 came in.

Not much to tell.  I tried to be forceful, but I would have had to get a chair to reach up and pull his head down.

I tried standing while he sucked me, but even kneeling, his head cam up to my chest, so he really had to bow down.

I lay back on the bed, and that gave him better access, and he gave me pretty good head.

I warned him before I cummed, but I held his head down on my dick anyway, just in case he was going to pull off.

When I was through, I told him to fetch me a towel from the bathroom so I could clean off.  He did it, then returned to the bathroom and spit out my jizz, and rinsed his mouth.

I told him he had to bail, as I was about to get thrown outta my room.

He thanked me and headed out the door.

I cleaned up, finished packing and headed to the airport with a little lighter load.

Dudes 293 and 294 Two at the same time

Wow.  Grindr been berry berry good to me.

So, just a few minutes ago.  Two hot naked black guys were sitting on my bed in an airport hotel.  The hotter twenty-one-year-old military kid had his hand on my head, and his delicious penis deep in my mouth, while the other guy waited and watched.

When the first kid blew, he jetted spurt after spurt of cum in my mouth and held me down until he was finished.  When he let me up, I swallowed, wiped my mouth, and went over to the second guy.  The first guy dressed then fled.

The second guy had a bigger cock, and was totally shaved.  I wasn't quite as taken with him but when do I get the chance to suck big black dick?

He only lasted a few minutes.  He took on whiff of his poppers, and his dick got hard as stone.  He didn't cum much at all.  I didn't swallow this time.

The second guy wanted the first guys info from Grindr.  Who could blame him?

Okay, two down and one to go.  I think there is another guy showing up here in 20 minutes.   Hahha.

Dude 292, Airport Men's Room BJ

I had what I thought was going to be a 3 hour plus layover in the Atlanta airport.  So, what's a horny slut to do?  I turn on Grindr of course.

I was horny too.

Yesterday led to frustration, even though it was eventful.

First off, I fucked that dude in the ass, but it got messy and we quit.

It kinda killed the desire anyway.

Then....another flake from Adam for Adam said he would come over at 6PM, only to flake out on me...."oh my gosh!  Thanks for giving me your address, but now I suddenly realize how late it it, and I'm going out to dinner with friends.  Sorry!"

And then, the coup de gras.

My favorite little buddy "Latwinko" came over and we had about 45 minutes of sucking and fucking, and even though I pounded his ass until he came like a geyser, I still didn't cum.

So, I was pretty horny today, but getting ready to go to the airport at 5:30 in the morning didn't leave any time to masturbate.

Luckily, this slightly chubby black kid was down for some dick in the men's room at the Atlanta Airport.

I found him finally in another terminal, and the bathroom was crowded as fuck!

Every stall taken, and almost every urinal.

Finally it emptied out enough and I entered his stall.  He told me the color of his pants and shoes, so I knew it was him.

Without a word, he sat on the toilet and I dropped my pants just enough to stick my cock in his mouth.

5 minutes later, he unreeled a gob of toilet paper and spit MY gob of cum into it.

I zipped up, patted him on the back, and exited the stall to see a suspicious white dude, who looked first at the tent in my chinos, then at me.  He knew what went down, and I knew he knew.

But what ever.  He didn't make waves and I didn't care.

Ahhhhh.  Airport relief !!!

Dude 292 Hot Bottom, but shit happens.

His post on CL:

Bi bottom in need now - m4m - 30 (salt lake)

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Date: 2012-09-04, 11:20AM MDT

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I am a 30 year old white guy, in my office and ready to leave here and come to you and get pounded. Safe, clean, discreet, serious, and ready now. In shape. Let me know and lets do this asap.

• Location: salt lake
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3249522723

And then, the inevitable e-mail exchange:

I'm DTF.  Smaller older guy, can host, close to Downtown.

5'6" 140, 5.5" hard cut dick.

DDF, non smoker.  You?

I am a 30 year old white guy, in my office and ready to leave here and come to you and get pounded. Safe, clean, discreet, serious, and ready now. In shape. Let me know and lets do this asap. 

Yah, I have condoms and lube.  What are your stats?  I'm not so good with big beefy butts, prefer more slender.

Also, Are you STD free?  HIV neg?  Smoker?

Totally clean on all fronts.  I am 5'11, 180, pretty slender with nice butt.   You will like it!  Just want to fuck me or anything else?

Maybe I will suck your dick for a bit first.

You can suck me but have to have a rubber on.  Gotta be real careful.  Where?  I'll come now and you can fuck me.

So "John" shows up, and he's quite good looking, expensive car, and nice dress slacks and golf shirt.

We came up to the bedroom and he got undressed, and I had him lay on the bed. I gave his a quick lube hand job, and he got hard quickly, and then I rolled him onto his stomach and poured more lube in his ass crack.

I fingered him for a bit, and got my dick hard, put on a rubber and stuck my dick in.  He kept rising up until he was on his knees and I was almost standing, or semi squatting.

We just got started when my dick came out, and it was "dirty."  John turned around and saw it and was very embarrassed.  "OMG.  I'm so sorry.  That's not supposed to happen, I'm SO SORRY."

"No worries man, you want to use the bathroom?"

He did, and when he returned we agreed to try again.   I had more difficulty getting hard (imagine that) this time, but finally I did, and finally I was fucking him with some rhythm.   He seemed to like it and was trying to match my thrusts, but my dick popped out again and ....well, you guessed it.....poopy.

Again, John was embarrassed, almost humiliated, and retreated to the bathroom with lots of apologies.

Without saying anything more, we both decided to call it quits.

John left, and I'm quite sure I'll never hear from him again, although I would like to take another stab at it (so to speak) I'm sure he's just too embarrassed.


*****Update.  John and I had a couple e-mail exchanges and we agreed it would be worth another try, but it just never happened.  I've not seen him since.

Dudes 289 and 290, The Smokers.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Today I was off work, but I still had work to do.  One problem:  I am horny.

I posted on CL.  I was looking for dick to suck.  It's been awhile since I had a cock in my mouth, and watching some porn made me crave it all the more.

The only responses I got were from two guys, older than me, and BOTH flaked out.

I finally deleted my post and started to get to work.

"Morning.  How are you?" 

I had turned Grindr on my iPhone, and really forgot it was on, when I heard the familiar chirp.

"Morning.  How are you?"

This guy has messaged me twice before, but I never got the message in time, and I always just said "hi" back.

Today however, I replied, "Horny, how about you?"

So, that started the ball rolling.  He sent a face pic.

So, I sent a pic of me in a shirt, tie and boxer shorts, with my face scrubbed out, and for good measure, a picture of my dick.

He in turn, sent back a shirtless pic.

"So, wanna play?"  He asks.

"Are you STD free, HIV neg, and a non smoker?"  I ask.

He sent a face pic.

STD Free, Negative, but I smoke."

Rats!  The smoker!  I hate smokers!  But hey, this kid looked smoking hot!

Decisions decisions.

So, I decided to invite him over.

Boy, am I glad I did! When he got here he was indeed, smoking hot!  He was a couple inches shorter than me, and I am a couple inches shorter than normal. So yeah, he was short.  When I got his clothes off, I discovered he had an almost perfect body. And a great dick! Slightly bigger than mine so it looked quite big on his smallish body.

I wasted no time in going down on him, he was already hard.

I sucked for only a few minutes and he asked if I minded if he had a hit of some poppers. Of course not.

He in turn,

sent back a shirtless pic. 

After he took a whiff of his poppers, he went wild and started forcing my head down on his rock hard dick. He became frenzied, almost manic.  He didn't know whether to shove my head down on his hard dick, or grab mine through my pants.

I decided to take off my pants. And he grabbed my boner through my boxers.  I sucked some more, then took down my boxers and thrust my dick at his face. Without hesitation he went down on me and sucked me feverishly.

This went on for several minutes. Occasionally he would take a whiff of poppers and go almost crazy.  He pulled me off of his dick several times as he was getting too close to orgasm.

I asked him if he wanted me to get at his ass.

"I don't know, I'm not sure I'm ready for that" he said.

I sucked his dick some more, until he pulled me off again, and then I put my cock in his mouth and he sucked me for a few minutes.

He wasn't that into sucking me, but man, I sure loved sucking his dick.

I asked if I could finger his ass, and he agreed. I went upstairs to grab some lube and returned and he was on his back on the floor.

I lubed up my finger and's gently massaged his button. He kind of got into it but grabbed me by the hair and pulled me back onto his rock hard dick

Of course, it was only a minute later and he felt like he was going to cum again and pulled me off.

So I fingered his ass for a while and then went back down on him with my mouth, it wasn't too long before he announced once again, he was going to cum.

I decided not to delay the inevitable, and went to town on him sucking him harder and harder until he blew his load only a few seconds later.

He moaned and squirmed and became very hard!

He was pulling me onto his dick by my hair, and honestly I loved it!

He let me off briefly and I swallowed, and I went back down on him to milk him through his orgasm.

I tenderly licked until he became too sensitive.

After that, he just lay there, and I got up and washed my hands in the kitchen sink.

When I returned, he was still laying on the floor, with the terry cloth towel on his groin. It appeared he had no intention of getting up, getting dressed, or leaving.

And indeed, that was the case.

He stuck around and chatted for at least a half hour, maybe 45 minutes. And it turns out he was the sweetest nicest kid ever.

He told me about himself a little, his work, and his former boyfriend of three years. He told me about his break up, and queried me on why I was still single. Why I never had a boyfriend, and didn't people know that since I was 50, no kids, never married, and didn't date girls, didn't they think I was gay?

So finally he dressed and left and we told each other we would meet up again. Who knows if that will actually happen. People say a lot of things. I surely would not mind meeting this kid again.

*** Update.  Typical.  I contacted him and we made a date for the following Sunday.  He stood me up and I never heard from him again.  What a flake.


(Part II, Dude 291)

Later in the day, while continuing to work, I got another chirp on Grindr.  Another young kid hit me back.  I had messaged him earlier in the day, and later he asked for pics, but I blew him off, because I was hooking up with the aforementioned hottie above.

By this time, I had sucked some dick, but I still had not busted a nut, so I was pretty horny.

I sent him some of my pics, and here is his response:

So, he sent me his coordinates on Grindr, which is a map, with a pinpoint of his phone's GPS location, and I drove over there.  He said to message him when I was close, and I did.  I knew I was either in front of his house or his neighbors house, but I still didn't know exactly which house was his.

I sent a total of 3 messages, before I finally gave up and drove home.

I was home for about 10 minutes when he hits me back again:  You coming or not?

I told him I had already came, then left.  He claims he never got the message, and he was waiting for me naked in his garage.  "come back" he pleaded.

So, I came back.  This time he provided me with his house number, and told me just to walk in the open garage.

I did as instructed, and as I got halfway inside the garage, a nice looking naked latino kid, stepped out from a tiny back room.  He was better looking than his photos, but smelled a little of cigarette smoke.

We didn't speak much.  I dropped my cargo shorts and boxers, and pushed him to his knees saying "get me hard."

He gave quite a good blowjob.  So good in fact that I thought maybe I would just let him get me off with his mouth.

But honestly, I was in the mood to fuck.  It's been awhile, and I had the itch to do some in-out, in-out.

When I was plenty hard I guided him up and off of my dick, then bent him over the hood of his car, grabbed the lube and condoms next to my cargo shorts, and applied some lube to that crack of his coffee colored butt.

It ran down his crack, and I pushed it into his hole with my fingers.  They went in pretty easily, and I worked his tunnel a bit, and he seemed ready to accept my dick.

I put my dick in his crack, and he backed on to it, while I pushed inside.  He then pulled himself off my dick and said "condom" and opened up one of the two condoms I brought with me, and handed it to me.

Like a pro porn star, I put in on my hard dick.......backwards.  It kind of unrolled a little bit, then became difficult.  I finally figured out what I had done in the dim light of the garage and put it on correctly, then with one swift thrust, I buried my bone in his butt.

He took it and moaned and sighed, but he did not fight it.   I started fucking away and it felt nice.  In fact, it felt very nice, even with the condom, and I knew I was very likely to get my rocks off quickly.

And so I fucked, and within 3 or 4 minutes I climaxed.  I could have relaxed.  Backed off for a few minutes, then gone again, but in the past, this has often times led to me not cumming at all.

So, I was stingy, and announced "I'm gonna cum" and I shot my wad into the condom, deep inside his asshole.

The kid did his part and helped me milk out the last of the pleasure from the fuck, and I pulled out, and peeled off the condom, and let it fall on the concrete floor, next to the wrapper.

I found my boxers and shorts and put them on over my greasy lubed semi hard dick, and thanked the guy for having me over.  He said, "yah, it was nice."

Okay.  I guess "nice" doesn't mean "fantastic fuck." but I never claimed to be a power fucker anyway.

I fled home and continued my work.  Later on, when I sat down to write this blog entry, I went back onto Grindr, to download the map, and the guys profile is gone, along with our conversation.

BLOCKED.

This is what happens when a dude blocks you.

I'm guessing I won't be invited back to his garage.

Dudes 288 Governor's Plaza

Older guy, maybe 60, a little tubby, answered my CL post and invited me over to his condo at Govener's Plaza and gave me excellent head.

Simple.  The way it should be.