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SUCK ME OFF, NSA STYLE, THEN BOUNCE - M4M - 50 (SALT LAKE CITY)

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Date: 2012-12-22, 2:11PM MST

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Come in, suck me off to completion, then bail. I don't care if you spit or swallow, but not interested in a hand job finish. I'm pretty good at doing that to myself already.

Here's the long list of other requirements.

Be STD free, HIV neg like me.

Be a non smoker, tobacco free, like me.

Hit me back when you're down to do this. If you wanna suck me later, then wait until later to contact me.

Be ready to host or travel. Nothing against public transport, but if you can't host and have to take the bus to get here, I'm gonna have to pass.

Interested in slim, or average guys. A couple extra is okay with me, even a few extra, but if you consider your self chubby, I'm probably not interested. Nothing personal, we all have our preferences, eh?

I know I'm not perfect. I'm older, I'm smaller and I have a smaller hard cut dick. But hey, I can try, right?

So, I get this response:

From: JB

To: g5dnh-3496861@pers.craigslist.org 

Sent: Saturday, December 22, 2012 2:31 PM

Subject: suck me off, nsa style, then bounce - m4m - 50 (Salt Lake City)

Hey I'm interested now.  Let me know.

Im super horny today.  I don't suck cock often, in fact have only done it twice on a guy then a bunch on my girlfriends strapon. I need you to be clean,  like washed before I get there.  Hopefully you're hydrated too, makes the cum less bitter and more of it.

Well, long story short:  He showed up.  He looked just like his photo.  I'd say he was in his late 20s.  He was super tall, like 6'3".

He went down on me, although he was distracted by the college kid porn playing on the TV.  He gave a lousy suctionless BJ, and drooled all over me.  He choked and gagged a couple times.  Finally after about 8 minutes, he gave up and said he was sorry, but just wan't in to it.  "Feel free to finish up yourself though....." he said as he headed out the door.

Isn't that sweet?  Permission from the straight failed cocksucker to jack off in my own house!